Meet Neville, a journalism student who interviews people for the radio station he works for. He's about to do the most interesting interview in history . . .

NEVILLE: So, what do you do?
HARRY: I'm a vampire.

A tale of loss . . .

HARRY: I had lost my wife, child, father, mother, sister, brother, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandparents, girlfriend, best friend, schoolfriends, headmaster, Transfiguration teacher, godfather . . .

*Fifteen minutes later*

HARRY: . . . dog, cat, pet leprechaun, and . . . *sees NEVILLE is asleep* HEY!
NEVILLE: *starts up* Gah! What?
HARRY: As I was saying, I had lost them in a battle with Voldemort. I would have been happy to join them.

Rebirth . . .

DRACO: BANZAI!

*Shot of a house going up in flames.*

Death of innocence . . .

DRACO: *brandishing HERMIONE* Take her, Harry!

*Shot of DRACO going up in flames.*

Betrayal . . .

RON: The girl has to die!

*Shot of HERMIONE going up in flames.*

And a pyro with a score to settle.

*HARRY tosses a match over his shoulder and the Theatre des Vampires goes up in flames.*

HARRY: Oops.

INTERVIEW WITH HARRY
AN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS PRODUCTION

NEVILLE: Hey, do you know Bela Lugosi?

ONLY IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 30

An Opportunity Knocks Production-"Interview with Harry"-Directed by Albus Dumbledore-Screenplay by J.K. Rowling-Music by The Weird Sisters-Harry Potter-Neville Longbottom-Draco Malfoy-Hermione Granger-Ron Weasley-Catered by Dobby and Winky-Dark creatures researched by Remus Lupin-Hair by Gilderoy Lockhart-Makeup by Severus Snape-Kangaroos roped by Dark Schneider-

If you don't get this, you need to either see or read "Interview with the Vampire" by Anne Rice.
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Disclaimer: This was done during a particularly slow computer class. No harm is intended and no money is being made. "Interview" is (c) Anne Rice, and HP and all related characters are (c)
J.K. Rowling.