Chapter 1
Behold is what I believe to be the first LumpyxRussell fanfic on this God damn site. Seriously, I try finding a lemon of these two and I don't, and this site has everything. Also, please be aware that this is my first mpreg fic, so criticize all you want. On a side note, if you don't like mpreg, then don't read it. Otherwise enjoy what I have to offer. And before anyone asks me, this will be at least 3-4 chapters long and will be complete around this week or next week. Also, let me know in the comment box if you can find the Grandpa Hates Valentimes reference. On a side note, this story is one of the many stories that are a part of my Happy Tree Friends AU(read my bio for the information).
I own NOTHING of Happy Tree Friends. All credit goes to Mondo Media.
Russell groaned to himself as he crossed his arms and closed his eye, waiting for the test results from Sniffles, hoping that what he was thinking wasn't true. The past month had consisted nothing but morning sickness and headaches, it was getting rather annoying by the time the month had ended. Of course, when he went to talk to his friends(which consisted of Cuddles, Toothy, Giggles along with a few others), they suggested the possibility that could be explained by Sniffles. Now he was waiting for the bluenette's confirmation to see about whether or not his friends were right.
He heard the door open and lifted his head to see Sniffles step into the room with a clipboard in his hand. Russell uncrossed his arms and glanced over at the intelligent bluenette, who sat in a nearby chair and sighed. "Well?" Russell asked him in a worried tone, having Sniffles sigh once again and push up his glasses. "Well according to what it says here, and believe me, I've run through this so many times today. But it's not wrong. I'm surprised to say this, but you truly are pregnant, Russell."
Russell was so in shock, he collapsed onto his knees with a widened eye. He was trying to process what the bluenette had just said to him. At first, it seemed impossible that he could be pregnant, let alone any male on the face of the Earth, but after his friends had suggested the idea, and Sniffles confirming that idea, he couldn't doubt it. It just didn't seem possible for this to happen to him. Russell saw his vision start to blur, and he began to feel dizzy, feeling nausea run through him. Without resistance, he fell unconscious to the floor.
Russell awoke a few hours later to find himself in what appeared to be Snifffles' room. He turned onto his side, thinking back to what Sniffles had told him before he passed out then letting out a loud, irritated groan and diving under the covers. Honestly, he didn't believe Sniffles, but he's the most trustworthy out of all the Happy Tree Friends, so everything that came out of his mouth was believable.
The bluenette sat up and brought his knees closer to himself, the only thing he could think about at the moment is how he became pregnant in the first place. He thought back to all of the guys who he had a close relationship to: Cuddles and Toothy obviously have a thing for each other(or so everyone says), so they can't be responsible, Handy is dating Petunia, Nutty has a crush on Sniffles, and Disco Bear is too busy trying to flirt with Giggles and Petunia. Another thought that came to his mind was the idea that those mischievous, kleptomaniac twins might be pulling a prank on him but started to doubt that idea since he believed they weren't capable of pulling that off and nothing gets past Sniffles. He then started to believe that Flippy's other self, Fliqpy, possibly drugged him some time ago, but then again, Sniffles would have known that too.
His thoughts were interrupted when the intelligent bluenette stepped into the room with two cups of tea. "I'm sorry that was quite a shock for you. You probably weren't expecting it." He handed one of the cups to Russell, who thanks him as he took a seat in a nearby chair. "Now, I hope you don't mind if I ask this, since this more of a personal question that no normal person would ask-"
"I don't think anyone is normal." Russell butted in while taking a sip of his tea. Sniffles let out a cough before continuing. "Now then, have you had sexual intercourse with anyone before you got sick?"
"I don't beli-" The bluenette cut himself off as an image flashed through his mind, and a blush spread across his face. He lowered his head in embarrassment as his blush darkened, and Sniffles raised an eyebrow. "A-Actually, there was one," Russell stammered while keeping his head down, clutching one of his fists. "And it's that damn stupid drunk."
"Do tell." Sniffles set his cup down on a nearby table and folded his hands in his lap. Russell released a sigh as his mind wandered back down memory lane.
Russell tried to help Lumpy not stumble through the front door of their apartment. The taller of the two was a drunk mess for some very odd yet stupid reason, and his roommate was the first one he stumbled upon, and made sure that he at least tried to stay out of trouble.
"You really have to stop drinking sometimes." The smaller bluenette was saying as he closed the front door with the heel of his foot, and lead Lumpy towards the living room. "Last week I got mugged by a goddamn ballerina," He was muttering drunkenly. "She tried to make me pass away, then the bitch spun away."
"I highly doubt that." Russell set him down on the couch and was about to walk away until a hand grabbed him by the arm and he turned around to see Lumpy's drunken smile. "Um do you need something?" He asked before he was pulled down and pinned to the floor by the taller bluenette. Before he could react, a pair of lips were slammed against his own, and a pair of hands grabbed at his shoulders. "W-Wait a minute-" He was cut off once again with another kiss from Lumpy, and he grew quite scared when he felt something press against his stomach, having him squirm a little in an attempt to push off the taller male. Instead, Lumpy let out a pleasured moan as the bulge in his pants grew.
The more Russell squirmed, the worst Lumpy became, even going so far as to tie the smaller male's hands together so he wouldn't escape. Russell started to whimper a bit as his pants and boots were pulled off of him. He honestly never thought he would lose his virginity like this: tied up on the floor with his best friend who clearly didn't know what he was doing.
Lumpy unbuttoned his pants and pulled out his erection, making Russell squirm and close his legs, only for them to be pulled apart. "Wait Lumpy- hold on!" He protested until letting out a silent scream when the taller bluenette entered him.
Russell was on the verge of ripping his hair out when he finished, Sniffles pushing up his glasses once again. "So what you're saying is that he raped you?"
"Yes!" Russell almost shouted before taking a breath. "Do you know how much that hurts!? Having a dick shoved up your ass isn't a pleasant thing!"
"Pain aside, when are you going to tell him?" The intelligent male asked, having Russell lower his head once again. Sniffles had a point, but Lumpy wasn't the brightest tool in the shed. Knowing him, he probably had already forgotten that night and just living his life as though nothing had happened between the two of them. Another thought was that if he did tell Lumpy, he would do something stupid and reckless(what that might be, Russell wasn't so sure), so he also expected that reaction.
Russell closed the front door behind him and sighed, taking a step forward to see if he could find his dense roommate. As he made his way back to his apartment, he spotted Lammy having what looked like a tea party with her pickle (Who was in his human form so people wouldn't question), Pop was walking Cub home from preschool (Russell still wonders how he still has custody over that child after how many times he's been killed by his father), Mime was taking a walk with Mole, and above him he saw Splendid and Splendont having some sort of race.
Before he noticed, a figure crashed into him and knocking him on the concrete. He winced before he saw a thin trail of blood stream down his arm. He looked up to see the hyper as ever Nutty nursing a bruise on his head. The lime-haired teen glanced at him with wide eyes. "Shit, sorry Russell," He stood up and helped the bluenette off of the ground. "I wasn't watching where I was going. Oh by the way, Lumpy was looking for you. Seems as though he wants to talk to you about something."
"Oh really now," Russell rolled his eyes with a shrug, wiping blood off of his arm. "Well thanks for telling me."
"Welcome, now I gotta get to Sniffles' place," Nutty held up a shopping bag with a grin. "Can't wait to show him my new outfit."
"If you want to seduce him, then why are you telling me?" His question made the lime-haired teen blush a deep red and shot his head down. "I-It's not like that."
"Sure it isn't." Russell walked passed him and continued on his way, passing the various Tree Friends going about their daily lives, until finally, he reached his apartment. Opening the front door, he was welcomed with the sound of sports emitting from the TV along with two voices. He stepped into the living room to see Lumpy on the couch talking with Flippy. "I'm home." He interrupted, having the two males turn around. "Oh hey Russell," Flippy greeted with a smile before standing up. "Well I better be getting home. Don't want Flaky to worry about me."
"Sure." Both bluenette males watched as the veteran exited the house, and Lumpy turned off the TV. Russell sat next to him on the couch and brought his knees to his chest. "Nutty said that you wanted to talk."
"Yeah," Lumpy twirled his finger around one of the yellow strands in his hair and lowered his head. "Listen, I'm sorry about what I did that night." The smaller bluenette's head shot towards him in shock. Wait a minute. He actually remembers what happened!? His thoughts were swirling around in his head as his eyes were filled with confusion. He was honestly surprised with Lumpy's apology, and almost believed that he had some common sense. "I wasn't myself and if you're mad at me, then that's okay. I can understand if you are."
Russell was a bit speechless when the bluenette started to leave the room until the younger male grabbed the back of his shirt. "Wait Lumpy," The taller bluenette turned around to face him as the grip on his shirt tightened. "I-I'm not mad. Well not anymore. At first, I was pretty upset and I thought that you must have really lost your mind but then I thought that deep down, that's how you really felt about me. Who could get mad about that? So then I figured that I'd just accept your feelings. And also," Russell grew a faint blush across his cheeks. "I wouldn't mind doing that again."
Lumpy's eyes widened as the smaller male wrapped arms around him, and he slowly returned the hug. "Are you sure?" Russell nodded in return before pulling away with a smile. "Yes, but let's save that for after the baby is born." The stunned look on the taller male's face made him giggle somewhat, and he cupped Lumpy's cheeks with a smile. "Don't freak out when I say this: Yes I am pregnant, it's yours, and before you ask, yes I am a 100% genuine male." The taller bluenette closed his eyes and lowered his head, wrapping his arms around the smaller of the two and pulling him close. Russell wrapped his arms around his neck and gave him a light peck on the lips. He smiled and pulled them both on the couch, snuggling up to his roommate and closing his eyes. "Hey, can we do it one more time?"
"You really do have a one-track mind, don't you?" The small bluenette lifted his head and pecked him on the lips once again. "Well alright. But just one more time, got it? And be gentle this time."
"I got it." Lumpy locked their lips together in a sweet kiss as his hands grabbed Russell's hips, pulling the male's small figure closer to him.
