Cures for a Hangover
by Firechild (tuxedomars at hotmail dot com)
Rated: PG-13 (Suggested lesbian relationship, possible underage drinking)
Disclaimer: Sailormoon not mine, nope nope.

AN: Seiya wakes up to a rather compromising position... Dedicated to my own friendly neighbourhood Odango and Seiya and a particular chat room conversation with a few margaritas. Sorry guys!

Seiya groaned slightly as she rose out of bed. Her brain was still slighty groggy from the drinks from the night before. In fact the night before was pretty much a haze of coloured lights and coloured drinks. She stood and stretched, working out the chinks. She shivered, covered her cold, bare chest with her hands.

.....

Her chest was bare?

She looked down. In fact, all of her was bare. In a panic, she looked around. Her clothes were scattered all around the floor. Apparently when she had gotten ready to go to bed, she had went to bed nude and threw her clothes everywhere. She leaned down to pick up her pants, and she realized a pair of dainty panties lay on top.

....

She normally wore boxers here on Earth.

Mentally she cursed herself. Apparently not only was she a happy drunk, she was a horny drunk. Seiya swallowed, almost afraid of what was laying on the bed behind her, if they were still there. It was a rather safe assumption that if their underwear was still there, they were still there.

Seiya fingered the lacy pair. They were a simple white cotton lace with pink ribbons. Very girly. At least her choice of partners was good. Seiya would have been worried if she had found a pair of boxers that were not her own. She sighed and stood. It was going to be best to face the music and meet her mysterious partner for the night. She grabbed a robe off the chair beside her and put it on, cinching the sash. She turned around and looked over to the bed. Her eyes soon met long blonde hair.

....

Seiya felt dirty.

....

Tsukino Usagi?

....

Oh god.

....

The blonde odango haired girl was still asleep on the bed, the covers rising and falling slowly to the female's rhythmic breathing. Even in the scarce morning light Seiya could tell her fellow senshi was nude. Her shoulder was bare, and Seiya could barely make out the barely covered breast and the pink nipple. Seiya's libido rose sharply as she imagined what had happened the night before.

Bile rose fast in her throat. No no no no no no! Usagi was too pure, too sweet, too.......

Naked in her bed.

Seiya sat down in the nearby chair that her robe had laid across.

Tsukino Usagi?

.......How?

Seiya thought back as much as she could. She had apparently enjoyed herself too much last night. A part of her mind lamented the fact it didn't remember the events that had transpired in her bed. It was a part of her brain that she wanted to knock out and shove in the closet. Seiya looked over to the bed. Even in slumber, Usagi looked every bit the part of the protected princess.

Seiya realized she was a dead Starlight.

Not only would her own fellow senshi by the name of Taiki and Yaten kill her, but Seiya could feel the solid steel from the Space Sword against her neck. Oh yeah, Haruka would kill her. Definitely kill her. For taking advantage of their princess. Definitely Neptune. And Mars. Jupiter too.

Hell, all of them.

She whimpered.

Sheets rustled on the bed and surprised, Seiya looked up and realized she was looking into crystal blue eyes.

"....Seiya?"

Seiya's eyes widened. What was she going to say?

"Usa....I...I....."

It took the Starlight a moment to realize that Usagi had rose off the bed and now was standing over her, nude. Blue eyes stared down, twinkling.

"You're so cute when you're drunk Seiya."

Seiya's eyes went wide as Usagi climbed into her lap and was undoing the belt to her robe. Soft pink lips soon meet her own and Seiya began to realize that maybe she didn't take advantage of Odango after all...