The cracked floorboards creaked a bit by the harsh wind. No one was around the hallways or in the rooms. All of them are in their secret hiding spots so no one will find them except some, "some" are the people who are in there Club, which gives them special privileges to go to their places. You are wondering what happened to us well, lets just say a certain someone made us go "Coco for Cocoa Puffs" and destroyed, literally, our trust and faith.
That caused you know make us "savage beasts" which is partially true. If you want to know the rules of how to make your very own Club well ask someone, I don't know the rest of it but if you want to hear it from me well here:
1. You need at least three or four people
2. Someone has to be the masked one
3. Avoid other people don't make contact
have to at least kill one person each month if not then you are a Pure Club
out for the edgy and dark clubs
That's pretty much it for me I guess even though I'm horrible at writing on the journal and I'm starving so I always eat my updated journal writes so.
I rip out the paper of the journal and stuffed it in my mouth. I sigh in uncontent of the taste. "...Poyo."Because of Master Core or was it Tabuu? I always get them mixed up but whatever they are still bad anyways either way. I looked around in my hiding place which the only thing I see is darkness and a little bit of light. Why am I the only remaining sane people. Why? Wait being sane is good because I won't be eating them.
Don't think about that Kirby no. Don't your friends, I think or maybe used to be friends. My stomach rumbles a bit for I am still hungry and that piece of paper didn't help me at all. I heard a loud knock outside, I got up and peek through one of the holes seeing Toon Link looking around holding his hat filled with something. "Kirby let me in please! I'm being hunted down because I stole their food!" Toon Link whispered harshly to me. "Poyo!" I replied but in a hush tone. I pushed a board letting Toon Link in when I let it go it hit me square right in the face.
I rubbed my face and winced a bit then heard footsteps, heavy footsteps, I started to sweat a bit. I hope they don't find us. "The little thief got away!" "We'll get him one day sooner or later but for now he's not here let's go back to our place." "Okay fine but if I ever find him I will slice him into bits with my Ragnell." "You got to control your anger Ike." The footsteps echoed faintly leaving me breathing heavily behind the walls. I turn around to Toon Link looking down onto his shoes. "Sorry Kirby about this. . .but uh I don't have a Club." He eyes shifted to me. "So uh do you want join with me and er Dark Pit?" "Poyo?" "Well Dark Pit didn't want join with Palutena and Pit so uh he thought I would be a good partner. So please join us!" Toon Link pleaded. I was hoping that I won't be in the Club's business but okay. I can't leave Toon Link and Dark Pit hanging.
"Poyo." I nodded my head slowly. Toon Link ran up to me and embraced me with a warm hug. "Thanks so much! I got to get Dark Pit. Wait a minute okay? Don't go anywhere." Toon Link moved the boards and got out. Why would I go anywhere? Seriously why?
I lay down on the dusty floorboards softly and I looked up at the ceiling and yawn. Today was eventful well at least I get to see my old friends again but not the ones who wants to tear Toon Link limb to limb. I'm guessing Toon Link's a Pure Club while Ike is the Edgy Club. Hehe edgy. That reminds of someone like Dark Pit, Edgy Pit, Dank Pit, Black Pit. All those names are funny except the Black Pit part. One of the boards creaked making me jump up into position seeing Toon Link and Dank-Dark Pit entering the room.
"Well we're here." Toon Link announced. "Finally. So we got three people so we are officially a Club." Dark Pit said. "Poyo." I said quickly. "You want us to be a 'Pure' Club? I see why not. What about you Dark Pit?" Toon Link looked at the dark angel. Dark Pit just shrugs. "I'm fine with that." "Oh and also can we add Shulk in our Club? Please!?" "Poyo." "I thought the same. How is he not in a Club." "The one's he got invited to was mostly the Edgy Club's so. . ." "Fine." "Poyo." Toon Link eyes sparkled in happiness. "You guys won't regret with this decision!" He dashed out of the room in happiness.
"Isn't Shulk the "I'm really feeling it" guy?" "Poyo." "Does he say that every time he goes do something or?" "Poyo." "You don't know? Well great if he's annoying he might give us away. Like a freaking meme." "Poyo?" "You don't want know about them Kirby. You don't want to know." Dark Pit shivers a bit. Okay then. I sat down while Dark Pit does the same except he crosses his arms. I wish I have arms but that would be weird. Really weird. Also fingers didn't I forget to mention that I was hungry.
"Poyo." I mumbled. "You're hungry? Well we have to wait for Toon Link to come back with the Meme-I mean Shulk. Shulk. Damn." Dark Pit curses a bit. "So how long were you here?" "Poyo." "That long?! You were eating only paper. That must've been rough." The angel coughs a bit looking away. Did he just? "And here we are!" Toon Link comes in with a smile with Shulk behind him. I waved both at them. "So do you guys kill?" Shulk asks quickly. "Pshh no we don't." Dark Pit retorts. "Okay good." Shulk heaves out a sigh. "Poyo!" I exclaim happily. "Oh hey Kirby been a heck a long time since I saw you." Shulk replies. "Poyo." "Ah I see. Thats smart. And a good thing too because a lot of the characters are looking for you because you have a huge bounty money over your head and you can guess who made that."
"Wait Kirby is wanted!?" Toon Link said with worried eyes. "Yup. But its a good thing he's hiding or else off he goes to the brinker." Shulk manages a small smile. "Poyo." I asked looking at Toon Link. "Oh you are hungry well you are lucky that I got us food-" "That you have stolen from Ike's Edgy Club." "Shut up." Toon Link sticks out his tongue. The green swordsman takes his hat off and hands everyone apples and a cheesy piece of bread. I sucked mine up and let out a content sigh. "Poyo." "Oh yeah I forgot about that." Toon Link goes to the board and fixes it in place.
Let's hope we can survive this gruesome era of Club's and help characters. I yawn and lie in a sleeping position and drift off too a colourful sleep.
