Yo! This is basically a multiple one-shot related thing which basically is about Sasuke putting back up the police force, with Naruto his partner.

None of these one-shots will affect wachother much, and this isn't much of a story, as it's more of a bunch of conjoined events. This is the first installment of:

Uchiha force cop squad:

A new beginning!

Important: I don't own Naruto. Kakashi is the 6th Hokage, Tsunade is alive, head of medical staff, Naruto and Sasuke are around 22/23 years old, and are married: Naru/Hina & Sasu/Karin.

Lezz go!

Fresh prince bell air theme parody song (it sucks, you can skip if you want.l

"So this is a story,

about how,

my life got flipped,

and turned upside down!

And I'd like to take a

second

So don't go yall

As I tell ya

How we work in Konohana

at the police hall"

Insert dancing freestyle done by Sasuke.

"It all started a year ago

When I was born

And raised in my home town

Where my brother killed my family

While I was young

Spendin rest of my days

Beating up some others

then running away

while Working on killing my bro,

When I finally got him

well then I found out,

He did it all,

As some sort of service

So I took his eyes, as he took my family

And started being a douche, to my old friends

and then I returned,

to my sensei, the new kage

And he said "You're

Paying back the leaf with

A public service"

Now, for real now, if you skipped the song or didn't get it, Sasuke is back in the village, but has to repay his treachery for betraying the leaf, and trying to harm the tailed beasts, who now live peacefully or willingly work with villages, almost making him public enemy number one.

If it weren't for a certain blonde.

Naruto, playing a major part in the war, helped Sasuke out for a pardon, so he wouldn't be killed, but still punished.

And after waiting for a few years, and discussing it with the council, they came to a conclusion

"Sasuke," said Kakashi (a.k.a 6th Hokage Hatake), "AS you know, simply putting it, you OWE us for your treachery."

"Hai," said Sasuke calmly, even though a nervousness was emitting from within him.

"Now Sasuke, you know that Konohana has no police force, right?" Sasuke nodded. "And why is that?

"All the Uchihas were killed by Itachi, who ended up saving the leaf."

Kakashi nodded, "Yes," he began, "They all died… except for one."

Sasuke looked Kakashi in the eye, "Sasuke Uchiha!" he began, Sasuke shot up, "From this day forth, you will be starting the new Konohana police force. You will do it for the good of the village, and in the name of your clan."

Sasuke's eyes perked up, "Really?" he asked. Sasuke wanted to rebuild the police force, and this would benefit him in the end.

"Yes, however," he began with the catch, "You won't start off with a force, you can only start off with up to 5 people in your force, the Anbu will deal with any assistance you need, or handle anything you can't."

"Why only 5?" Sasuke asked, being the curious one he was.

"Because… I really don't know, but you can have more in a few more years, like 5."

Sasuke nodded again, not questioning the kage. "Okay, so where do I begin."

"Well that's up to you, and your partner, the second member of you team of 5."

"Who is…" he started, before a flash of yellow burst through the window.

"Teme!" yelled Naruto, on the back of a toad he summoned, "It is I! The handsome, brave, amazing, powerful Uzu-maki Nar-ruto! (Imagine Jiraiya when he met Naruto)"

"… You're the spitting image of Jiraiya Naruto," Said Kakashi.

"I do my best. I've always wanted to do that!" he perched.

"Dobe?" asked Sasuke, 'You're joining the police force?"

"I have to, to make sure you don't screw up. You want to be fully welcomed back, so I'm helping you with this."

Sasuke smirked at his long-time friend, "Just don't get in my way dobe, and this'll work."

Kakashi thought, will this really do the leaf any good, or will this… unique team just cause more harm than good?' but it was too late, the council was all for it, and so was Naruto, so he couldn't disagree. "Alright you too, why don't you check out your new headquarters? Sasuke, you should know the way, same with you Naruto, since you ended up at that place a lot as a kid."

"You bet I did!" he exclaimed with glee.

"… dobe," he muttered as he walked out, with Naruto waiting outside, taking the window as a shortcut."

Yes, that day marked a new chapter in the life of the leaf shinobi and citizens, for better or for worse, this cracked up team will do everything they can to protect the leaf.

"We aren't they force the people need," Naruto began.

"Were the one they deserve," finished Sasuke.

More one-shot works continuing this endless misadventure to come, this will technically never complete since this is more of a, multiple misadventures type story, so it will always stay complete in the genre.

Also, yes this chapter sucks, but bear with me, please senpai.