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Old Friends - Chapter 1

It had been a nice sunny day, the sun was setting and Ranma was flying again on air akane headed to Jubaan. "I swear I don't know what her problem is. How we can get married if everything that I say and do, she blows up about. There's just no trust with her. I don't think that I can take much more." Ranma solemnly reflected.

As he began his descent, Ranma noticed a battle taking place right below him in a clearing in a small park by some high school. It looked like some big, red, ugly, scaly demons fighting against some school girls. 'That can't be right, I wonder if those girls are the sailor senshi that I've heard about from the news reports. Ok maybe I thought it was pretty hilarious at that time about them saving the world dressed like cheerleaders, but if they've been saving people this entire time. Damn, I need to get my ass moving and help them out. Hmmm... Ok first things first, I need to help rescue those people that's being held captive.'

Meanwhile …

Mercury laid out her battle plan "Jupiter, Mars, Venus, and Neptune we need to free those people away from the youma. Saturn keep healing those people that we have already freed. Moon and Uranus distract those youma, so the others can free the captives,"

Adjusting himself in midair, Ranma dived towards the nearest demon slicing thru its arm, the demon dropped its precious life giving cargo, a woman; rebounding off the ground Ranma caught her and set her down next Saturn to be healed.

'There are three people left that need to be rescued, two of them are being held hostage by a couple of those demons. If I do a death from above on that demon in the back, I can grab that couple and be on my way out without the one in the front even being aware. Then I can worry about rescuing that last person.'

Grabbing the couple and leaping to safety, Ranma reflected how easy that was, 'Well that went pretty clean, that fire girl got a lucky shot in and took out both of those demons.' "Here's two more people that need to be healed" Ranma told Saturn.

Neptune noticed the guy that had been helping them rescue people, he just dropped off that couple by Saturn 'he looks soo familiar ... I know him ... could it be?' "Ranma?"

A quick glance over to Neptune, Ranma winked at her before turning his attention back to the battle. 'It looks like they were able to rescue that last person and extinguish that demon, now we just have that last big demon to take care. He seems pretty fast and armored too, he's just dancing around their attacks. Hmmm … maybe I could set him up for a Hiryu Shoten Ha.'

Neptune couldn't believe her luck, after so many years, 'It is Ranma, I've found him at last'

"Hey demon, here demon, follow me" Ranma yelled as he dance around the demon. Swiping to the left, swiping up, swiping down the demon just couldn't hit Ranma. Pulling down his eyelid and sticking out his tongue 'come on big, dumb, and ugly let that rage loose, only a few more steps'.

"Aaarrrrggg" the youma screamed in anger, slicing through the air a lot faster than he was before with his claws. The youma clipped Ranma and sent him flying. Sailor Moon had launched her healing moon escalation attack at the youma, destroying it to dust, while it was distracted with Ranma.

Flying back from the smack, Ranma smashed into a tree and fell to ground. At that point the tree couldn't take any more damage and fell over on top Ranma.

"Oh god Ranma" Neptune screamed and ran over to help him. "help me get this tree off of him", She called to fellow scouts.

As the other scouts rushed over, 'Please don't be dead, please don't be dead' Neptune shouted. "Come on Ladies push … Push … PUSH!"

The big heavy tree rolled off of Ranma with a bit of effort and some senshi strength.

Neptune started barking out orders, "Saturn start healing him, Mercury what's his condition? Anything broken?"

Uranus just looked at her lover, completely shocked at her reaction, 'who in the fuck is this guy? Yeah he was helping us, but it seems like he's more than that to her.' "What the fuck!" she screamed.

"Ummm well there's nothing to heal." Saturn stated

"Yeah he doesn't have any broken bones or anything, he just got knocked out, this is strange, I've never seen anyone take so little damage. Although, the mercury computer shows that he's had intense training for many years, I still don't understand how he was able to do some of the things that he did and apparently he has some sort of magical curse. Hmmm …" letting the mercury computer finish it scans, Mercury began to wonder what kind of person this was to go through fighting all those youma without using any kind of magic and come out of the battle without hardly any damage.

'Dammit not him, not now, we've got to get out of here before he wakes up' "Girls we need to go, Now, leave him and move out" Pluto ordered.

"Oh man, feels like Ryoga ran me over" Ranma groused. Pushing himself up into a sitting position.

'Shit' "girls right now let's go" Pluto began pulling Neptune away.

Throwing Pluto's hands off of her, Neptune looked at Pluto like she had grown a second head. "I have just found him again, I am NOT going to let him leave without …"

"Michiru, is that you? It's been like forever since I last saw you, those demons didn't hurt you did they?" Ranma asked trying to shake the cobwebs from his head.

'Shit, Shit, SHIT! He's able to see through our disguise fields, this is so not good.' This day was turning to utter crap for Pluto, first her coffee maker stopped working, then the time gates didn't show those youma popping up, and finally Ranma fucking Saotome had just landed in their laps.

"No, I'm fine Ranma" Michiru responded.

"That's good and why are you dressed like a perverts wet dream?" looking around the group "or for that matter, why are you all dressed like that? Michiru, you're not working the street corners, are you?"

Senshi looked at each other for a moment "No! no no no".

Michiru just giggled "It's nothing like that Ranma"

"We are the pretty sailor senshi, who fight for love and justice" Moon stated

"Girls, WE need to go NOW! The police and emergency services are coming and we can NOT be here" Pluto demanded.

"Come on Ranma, we've got to catch up with each other, I'm not letting you disappear like last time." Michiru stated 'Especially, since I never got to thank you properly for saving me.'

"Hey that was pop's fault, he dragged me off another training ground … well China, but we've been doing that for years and the few friends that I made, had to be left behind." Ranma soberingly explained.

"Bring him along if you must, but let's go, please" Pluto pleaded.

They all started roof hopping away to an out of the way park at the edge of town, in a secluded grove, they decided this was a good place to stop and deal with Ranma. (At least that's what Haruka thought)

Haruka had enough of this friend, someone to come along and get in between her and Michiru; it was past time to cut away this parasite. "ok I've had enough of this shit, some guy from my girlfriend's past just pops up and destroys some youma, saves several people from being killed, can see through our disguise fields, and has some sort of 'magical curse' this sounds like something the dark kingdom might try, just to trick us again and break apart our team. Well I'm not going to let this crap continue on." Haruka deduced. "Space Sword!" she yelled while thrusting at Ranma.

"Well can't say I didn't see this coming, usually its some girl trying to marry to me or trying to kill me and then marry me. I guess that I can add magical warrior girls to the list." Ranma spouted off as he dodged, twisted, and ducked Haruka's sword swipes.

"I sure as hell don't want to marry you, asshole; I'm a lesbian" Haruka shouted as she brought her sword down in a slice and then used it to spin her body around to try kicking Ranma with a combo. Unfortunately, all she hit was air; her patience and control were barely hanging on, not that she's use to having either to begin with. "World Shaking", She launched a powerful magical blast at Ranma thinking that she could overpower him with a big attack.

Ranma just lightly jumped to the side of the blast, he charged forward closing the distance between the two, dodging her sword swings he retorted back, "yeah that's what the last two said and in the end, guess what, they still wanted me" (especially after they found out about the curse, geez) as Ranma flipped over Haruka's head, he noticed her magical armor and how it tied directly into her ki. 'Well well, this little girl thinks that she can plow thru this fight with a lot of power and that magical armor is just begging to be played with.' Sliding his finger down with light traces of ki added, he changed Haruka's senshi outfit to all pink with sparkles. 'Hmmm, this looks like fun, what else can I do'

The other senshi looked on in shock "holy shit he can change those outfits" "hahaha" "I always wondered what she looked like in pink" "yeah pink is not her color" "damn, I wanna marry him, the sex would be amazing" "Fuck! now I'm horny; HEY, I wanted to do that with him Jupiter" "Oh Haruka" "Oh fuck! This is bad, this is so fucking bad"

Ducking under a wild swing, Ranma traces a finger up along her arm enacting another change in Haruka's senshi outfit "isn't that arm of yours feeling pretty heavy?" Ranma asked Haruka as iron bows started forming along her arm.

Haruka's arm fell to the ground dragging the rest of her body with it, "what the hell did you do to me?" she could barely lift her arm up

Ranma came up to Haruka and lifted up her arm like it was nothing, "what you're having trouble with this little arm? You didn't like the decorations that I added to your armor?" he teased. He slid his finger back along her arm and the iron bows dissolved. His hand moved to the center of her back, his fingers spread out; he twisted them in a circle and gave her a little push. "Hmmm … let's see if this is more interesting"

"W-W-What did you do?" Haruka asked, when all of a sudden her senshi uniform disappeared, leaving her completely naked. "Holy shit, what happened to my …" her civilian clothes just blinked into existence. "You fucking asshole, you just turn off my senshi powers and you're treating all of this like it's a fucking game! Uranus Planet Power, Make up!" A flood of power raced through her body as she became Sailor Uranus once again.

Charging at Ranma in barely controlled rage, Uranus threw a couple World Shaking attacks at Ranma, which he deflected up into the air. Uranus decided that magic wasn't going to cut it with this guy and went back to her sword as she closed the distance between them. Wildly swinging her sword, she desperately tried to cut him in half or if she got lucky, she'd cut his dick off and make herself feel a whole better. "Hold still you little shit".

"Yeah, that's just what I'm going to do" Ranma said as he rolled his eyes. "Let's see how good you are without that big bad sword" twisting to the side slightly as Haruka over-extended a thrust; Ranma grabbed and disarmed her in one quick move. With her sword in hand, Ranma marveled at its balance, "nice" as he held the sword, it started to dissipate "interesting, but let's see what happens when I do this" Ranma started pumping his ki into the sword and it began reforming and changing shape.

The senshi just looked at what Ranma did in complete shock, not only was able to disarm Haruka, but he was able to take her sword and reform it for himself; not to mention, it looked way cooler than Haruka's sword did. Could he do that with any of their weapons? Could anyone do that? Could the dark kingdom take their weapons and use those weapons against them? It was a very chilling thought to say the least.

Ranma closely examined his new sword, it was cloaked in a light blue pulsating energy, it had a long slim blade with a jeweled symbol for chaos embedded in the middle while the handle was smooth as silk with a sleek liquid metal look. Ranma tested out its weight and balance; all of a sudden, he got an interesting idea that popped in his head, looking at a tree about 200 yards away from anyone, he threw the sword at it, burying the sword to the hilt.

Eyes wide open at his accuracy, did nothing to keep their jaws from hitting the ground at what happened next.

BOOOOMMM, the tree exploded and was engulfed in a massive fireball.

"That would have been nice to use on Saffron, probably would have made it easier to beat him and not kill him, oh well it's not worth it to change the past again" Ranma said dejectedly and then he just smirked. "Ready to continue this or what?"

Shock fading from Haruka, she steeled herself and ran to jump back into the fight. 'I know martial arts and I know i can kick his ass'

Of course there weren't many that would place that bet, maybe akane might, but lately she had been hoping that Ranma would lose his fights, why, was something he couldn't begin fathom at the moment.

Pluto knew Ranma was trouble, he had a chaos signature that she couldn't track, which made him unpredictable and she couldn't have that, she did her best to keep him roped to Nerima, but the longer she tried to keep him there, the more chaotic that events were getting; not to mention, more and more massive each and every day. She had heard that name Saffron before, if she could remember correctly, he was supposed to become the Dark Kingdom's new right hand six months ago; but now she can hardly remember anything about him and how he was supposed to have killed seven of the senshi, with a worried look she teleported to the time gates to get information and fast before everything blew up in her face.

Haruka kept trying hit Ranma with all her might, but he was ducking, bobbing, weaving, and jumping over all of her punches and kicks while he poked her in various places. "I know a tomboy with a lot more anger issues then you who can put up a better fight than you're giving me. Geez you're making me want to fall asleep here."

"Arrrggg" Screaming out in rage, Haruka launched herself at Ranma, almost getting her hands on him for the first time since the fight began. She landed, turned around, and created another sword.

"This again, really?" as Ranma dodged her latest attack. He ducked and twisted around a wide swing, he slid inside of her guard and grabbed ahold of her wrist and took her sword away, reforming it as his own again. He then picked up Haruka around her waist with his other arm and carried her over to a nearby rock. At that point, he sat down and put her over his knees and began spanking her butt with the sword. "Your mother should have really taught you not to play with swords that you don't know how to use properly, little girl!" he stopped a moment to let those spankings settle in.

Haruka was mortified speechless as well as the other senshi were. She didn't know what happened, one moment she was fighting or well trying to, the next she was being spanked like a little child. It almost brought tears to her eyes … almost.

"This next smack is going to hurt, even if with your magical skirt armor on" Ranma whispered. as Haruka tensed up "by the way, I just deactivated your armor" Haruka's eyes just widened as the sword came down upon her ass.

**SMACK**

Ranma let all the energy in the sword disperse right in to her ass, she wasn't going to be sitting right for quite some time.

The senshi clenched their butts tight as they heard that smack, each of them secretly glad that they hadn't flown off the handle and needed to be disciplined.

"OWIE Owie owie owie" Haruka cried as tears coursed down her face.

Ranma put his hand on her head and in a soft stern voice he said "Calm yourself and settle down, you're going to kneel right here next to me and if you can behave for the next few minutes while I talk with your friends, I promise that I will make it feel better." as he gave her a small gentle smile.

Haruka got off of his lap and kneeled down next to him very quietly as tears continued to stream down her face.

"I'm sorry that I had to do that, but when someone plays with dangerous weapons especially around where others can get hurt, I have to put a stop to it." Pointing out all the sword damage to the surrounding area.

"Now Michiru, I see that you have a new gig, please tell me that you still play the violin? Those night time lullabies always gave me the best night's sleep, I've missed hearing them since I had to leave with pops. I can't begin to tell you how much I needed to hear your amazing music, especially after China".

Michiru came running up and her friend a great big hug, "I've missed you so much as well and yes I still play the violin" she whispered. "Why don't we go back to our place, so that we can talk PRIVATELY and catch up" she said loudly enough so that the other senshi got the message. With some grumbling they got the point and headed back to the shrine (aka their secret meeting place) for some tasty snacks and gossip about today's latest events.

"Well Michiru, do think that she has behaved long enough? Should I make her feel better?" Ranma asked

"Hmmm I don't know … I guess she has behaved long enough, go ahead." Michiru teased.

"Ok get up here on my lap" Ranma patted his lap as he sat down on the rock again, Haruka got up and bent over Ranma's knee.

Ranma gathered warm ki in his hand and began pushing it into Haruka's very sore bottom.

"Doesn't that feel better? It's going to take a bit to fully heal you and maybe even keep that bruise from forming, so just relax"

"Oooo that does feel good."

Ranma kept rubbing Haruka's butt adding more warm ki as he went, all of sudden Haruka started moaning "mmmmm that feels sooo good, oh yeah more, oh god that feels amazing, yes oh god, Yes mmmm YES!" Haruka shuttered and then whispered "Michiru, why can't you do it like that?" then she promptly passed out.

Michiru just looked on slightly embarrassed shaking her head.

Ranma just looked at Michiru "Is she normally like this?"

Shrugging her shoulders, Michiru stated "yeah this is pretty normal for her, lets take her back home and then we can talk".

"Ok lead the way."Ranma trudged along carrying Haruka, who had a big, sloppy grin.

After a short trip through the park and down the block, the trio arrived at the outers house, laying Haruka on the couch, Ranma sat at the table while Michiru made some tea.

"It's been a few years, hasn't it Ranma? Since we were both 13; you and your father were headed to china and you guys were camping out in that park near where I used to live, you both were gathering supplies for the trip, right?" Michiru recalled

"Yeah, although we left a week earlier than what was planned, thanks to pop's activities." Ranma admitted quietly.

"That's right I didn't get to thank you properly for saving me" Michiru exclaimed, 'which I still intend to do, after Haruka and I have a nice long talk."

"You don't have to thank me, Michiru." embarrassed because these are things that he does on daily basis, Ranma just blushed.

Michiru wasn't going to take no for an answer, she had been thinking about this for years. "But I want to Ranma, I really do, you saved me for being raped and I really want to show you how grateful I am, but first let's catch up and you me tell what happened when you went to China."

Sighing Ranma muttered "ok, it started …"

"OW my butt" Haruka jumped up screaming; "whew, that must have been a nightmare, although that dream ended pretty good and exciting" Haruka said shaking her head. Looking up and noticing their guest for the first time "hey what he doing here …" 'oh god that wasn't a dream'.

"No Haruka that wasn't a dream, why don't you come sit down and have some tea while we listen to Ranma's story". Michiru patted a chair right next to her at the table.

"Well as you know we were swimming to China …" Ranma started off.

"You swam to China! That's pretty fucking far, there's no way" Haruka exclaimed in disbelief.

"Haruka! Knock that off" Michiru chided.

Chuckling, Ranma began to explain "Michiru, you know what pops was like; swimming to China was a breeze compared to some of his other training ideas".

"Oh yeah, what was it that he had you doing when you were camping near where I used to live, it was something to do with that lake in the park hmmm … yeah! He had swimming back and forth 150 times a day, right? Oh wait your backpack; you had to swim with your backpack filled with rocks."

"Yup, pops is a stupid, lazy bastard, but he sure as hell knows how to train someone in martial arts."

Haruka was just speechless, 'how is that possible, I would have drowned'

"Michiru, do you remember when he had you help out with dinner training, man, he had me thinking that if I didn't protect your food that you wouldn't get any." Ranma chuckled thinking back to those days before China.

"What!" Haruka exclaimed

"Well he asked me to play along, to help you get faster, since I had already eaten at home and I saw what your swim training entailed, I figured it wasn't so bad." Michiru stuck her tongue out at Ranma.

"Yeah, yeah fun times and all that" Ranma stuck his tongue right back at her. "Anyway getting back to the story, we swam across to China and hit several training grounds over there, it was going pretty good until we got to this one training ground, a cursed training ground, Jusenkyo, if there was ever a time for either pops or myself to need to read or speak Chinese it was then. We got cursed and then we came across this amazon village, where pops started filling up from this table full of food …"

"What! You got cursed!" they shouted in stereo.

"Well yeah, I've had it for a few years now, it's more or less a big pain in the ass. Pops turns into a Panda and I turn into a girl." Ranma explained like it wasn't a big deal.

"But, but, you don't look like a girl and you sure don't feel like one" Haruka grabbed and squeezed where boobs are supposed to be; her hands started moving south to test out the other area that defines a woman well at least in Haruka's opinion it did.

"Haruka! Knock that off and stop feeling up Ranma" as Michiru smacked Haruka upside her head with a book from the table.

"It's a water based curse, cold water = cursed body and hot water = normal body; whatever drown there hundreds of years ago … blah, blah, blah."

"Show me, Show me, show me" Haruka chanted "Show me, show me, show me"

"Haruka, really!? Don't be so pushy" Michiru childed, but she secretly just as eager to see this curse.

"Show me, show me, show me pleeeeaaassee" Haruka got down on her knees, all wide-eyed and hands begging.

After a cold water transformation …

"Oh my god, you're sooo hot, have you done any modeling? Will you model lingerie for me? Do you keep yourself shaved bare? can I be your sex slave? Will you spank me again? I can be a very naughty girl for you, Ranma-sama." Haruka questioned as she started to feel Ranma up again.

"I'm sorry Ranma, go ahead and change back, then we'll finish your story" as Michiru dragged Haruka back to the couch smacking her along the way. "I can't believe you're embarrassing me like that" she whispered. 'Dammit Haruka, I wanted to feel him up. Easy girl easy, he seemed a bit skittish to Haruka's actions, a patient gentle hand is what's needed, at least that's what mother use to say … Oh god, Ranma is very hot as a guy and as a girl, he's a wet dream come true and when he turned into a girl I almost came, daammn. Whoa breathe.' taking a moment for herself to calm down.

One hot water transformation later ...

"Well after we met the amazons, it's been an almost nonstop whirlwind adventure …" A lengthy discussion followed with some laughs, some horror, some shocks, and many, many disbeliefs. "6 months ago was the failed wedding and everything went crazy, the fiancées came out of the woodwork blowing up the place and then looked surprised that I got angry at them for interrupting my wedding. About two months later, everything and I mean everything went back to nor… well status quo, nothing has been normal since Jusenkyo." Ranma said looking down and sighing.

Michiru got up from the couch and went over to Ranma and just gave him a big hug, holding him tight, "its ok Ranma, we're your friends and we are here to help you, I mean that." she whispered 'we might want to feel you up and do other wonderfully fun things to you, but I'm not saying to you just yet.'

"Thanks michiru, I really appreciate that." Ranma said as he returned the hug "So even after all the adventures that we have been through, even after I killed someone to save her, and I even told her that I loved her, she still doesn't trust me. I've tried talking to her about what I did to Saffron, but she gets a scared look on her face and makes an excuse to leave. I just don't know how much longer I can live in this situation."

'Granted we are reincarnated magical warrior girls, but some of those things were just so unbelievable. Then again everything that I've seen so far today …' Michiru mused.

"How many fiancées do you have, Ranma?" Haruka was practically jumping up and down "Sounds like an amazing harem, I could have sex with several of them every night and never get bored." Grinning as she went further and further into her fantasy.

"You're more than welcome to them, Haruka; it's just that, I think they really want a guy for one and for another they're violently jealous. If I even considered sex with any of them I'd wind up dead before I could even blink. Finding an honorable solution to this mess is something that I've spent many many nights trying to figure out." Ranma grinned as he took a bit of wind out of Haruka's sails

"So you haven't had sex yet? geez, that sucks." Haruka griped about Ranma's situation or lack of it.

"I haven't had time to even consider it, Haruka" Ranma shot back at her.

"Well how about right now, I'm willing to pop that cherry" Haruka said quite casually with a smirk.

Ranma just looked at Haruka with a half lidded stare, then a thought popped in his head, "Sure Haruka, let's go right now, right there on the couch, right in front of Michiru. Hell, she could help hold you down while I position myself ever so slightly." he said dripping with sarcasm.

Excited and very turned on as she started unbuttoning her shirt, Haruka got a funny look on her face as she contemplated what Ranma had said, "positioned?"

Ranma took his thumb and forefinger and put them together to form a circle while his other forefinger was thrusted inside of the circle. Smiling he waited for her to connect the dots.

As it clicked, the color drained from her face, "but, but, I thought" Haruka sputtered

"That my first time would be in my cursed girl body; even though, I was born a boy and spent most of my life as a guy. Hmmm no thanks" Ranma explained.

Michiru just laughed out loud "HAHAHA, after the past few years of his life that we just listened to, how could you think otherwise. I'd be happy to help Ranma out with that, if he wasn't stuck in such an honor bound nightmare."

"Look, I'd love to find out about sex and all its glorious escapades, all the ins and outs that come with it, but with my main fiancée, Akane, who thinks every little thing that I do is perverted and that I should be punished for it until I'm 6ft under. She even has it in her head that I'm always cheating on her, even though all my other fiancées just want to have sex, so that they could trap me into marriage." Ranma showed

"That's crazy, Ranma! I promise you that I'll help you find a way to sort out this mess. Maybe we could get the rest of the scouts to help figure this out." Michiru mused.

"HAH, that's a joke, you better watch him around Venus and Jupiter, they'll eat him alive … well fuck his brains out or at least try to. Mercury, she could help you out, she the brains of our ragtag outfit. Pluto ... hard to say, she's always has other angles that's she working, super mysterious. In fact, if I didn't know any better, the way that your life has been one bad misunderstanding after another; it seems like something Setsuna would setup, just so that life follows her script …"

"DEAD SCREAM" Sailor Pluto launched her little pink ball of death at Haruka as she blinked in extension.

"Oh crap" Haruka felt that this day was nothing but a rollercoaster and this was definitely an uphill climb at the moment.

"Not! Another! Word! … Ha ru ka" Setsuna stuttered out as her dead scream was stopped an inch from Haruka's face.

Frozen in place, a look of horror etched on her face, Haruka could only hear the thumping of her heart and the sizzle of energy coming from the Dead Scream.

"Now I really dont like it when others attack my friends" Ranma glared at Setsuna, "now what should i do with this little ball of joy" he asked as he held the dead scream right in between his ki claws as they extended from his fingers. "Should I enhance this like I did the sword?"

"Ranma stop! please, let's not take this any further." Michiru pleaded before turning her guns on her sometimes housemate. "Setsuna knock this shit off, you are up to something, so spill it now!"

Ranma sheepishly looked at Michiru, he nodded his head as he began gently dissipating Setsuna's dead scream into a mini fireworks display.

Glaring at Ranma for turning her deadly attack into an obscene entertainment freak show, Pluto admitted, "Ok, fine it's not like he's a big bad evil monster, although certain actions recently performed might say otherwise." Setsuna quipped.

"Hey look, I was just sailing through the air when I saw some people that needed some help, after that I was attacked by a little girl trying to wear big girl panties." Ranma stated defending himself.

"Hey I'm not some little child." Haruka retorted

The three of them answered back, "Yes you are" "you act like one, quite a bit" "Do you need another spanking, little girl?"

"Maybe, if you rub me like before. I could be your naughty little girl" Haruka said very quietly wiping some drool from the side of her mouth. She had been fantasizing about crawling up onto Ranma's lap again for the past few minutes.

Somewhat shocked Ranma responded, "Whoa, haven't had girls come up to me with that type of request before."

"..." Michiru was speechless and just stared at her girlfriend, lover, who knows at this point, "I never knew that you liked that, Haruka"

"I didn't either Michiru, but I can't stop thinking about it" Haruka admitted "you must do that to me again, Ranma. Please, oh please, oh pretty please. I'm even curious about doing things, naughty things with your male half and that's saying a lot coming from me."

"..." now it was Ranma's turn to be speechless "I-I-I don't know" he looked to Michiru for an answer, help, or to just jump in.

Michiru was having problems of her own at the moment, she was at a loss; Haruka and her hadn't really talked about their likes, their fantasies, and their fetishes since becoming a couple. Yeah they've had sex; but nothing deep or meaningful as of yet. She had planned on talking to Haruka about how she was going thank Ranma for saving her from being raped, but everything kind of just blew up so fast, she didn't know how to proceed.

'Ok first things first, help Ranma his problems, then maybe we could take it from there. Maybe a nice hot shower together, soaping each other up, my hands all over that rock hard body of his, mmmmmmm. Whoa girl, gotta pull it back some and keep it cool' Michiru fantasized. "That's enough distractions; let's get back on track with Setsuna and what she's been doing behind the scenes. Then we can make dinner and I can catch you up on what's been happening with us."

"Hey look, what I've done is for the greater good of Crystal Tokyo and Ranma has been in the way 99.3% of Crystal Tokyo's creation. So I found a way to keep him in Nemira and his wife will make it so that he is not a problem to our goals. Plus he has also killed a god and in 60% of the possible of futures, he will kill again whether it's Moon, Haruka, or a few of the other senshi. He's too dangerous to keep around." Realizing how pointless it was to keep the charade going, Setsuna explained what the most likely possibility of the future was. With Ranma coming in contact with Michiru there were still millions of possible outcomes, both good and bad.

"Hey you can't blame me for things that haven't even happened yet; while it's true that I did killed Saffron, I had to do it to save my fiancée, but he was reborn, you know because he's a phoenix. You don't have to make sound like I'm some sort of cold blooded killer. I get enough of that shit from the amazons and they celebrate their warriors killing people." Ranma sighed letting the weight of Saffron's death drag him down into a deep depression.

"Knock that shit off, Setsuna! You don't even know what's going to happen anymore; you said there are millions of possibilities that can occur, I bet you didn't even know about those youma this morning, did you?" Haruka jumped to Ranma's aid.

"I- um, well … ok yes I couldn't see those youma attacking and anything is possible, I guess, but you plan for the worst and hope for the best. The worst case scenario is what I'm trying to prevent and that means keeping him in Nerima … where his wife will eventually kill him." Setsuna stuttered, she had to admit that even sounded hollow to herself.

"What. the. fuck. so you want to kill me all because I stand in the way of this Crystal Tokyo or that I may kill again, mainly you and your friends, RIGHT!?"

"yeah, Ranma wouldn't kill us, Setsuna, use your fucking head for once. He had every right to kill me in that fight earlier today, I came at him with the intent to kill or at the very least, seriously maim. He didn't take route, instead he saved me from myself; I've been thinking about that fight and it took me a while to realize that I was out of control with my anger and that I going to hurt someone innocent or very close to me. He taught me that very valuable lesson and then he gave me three important gifts that I will always treasure." Haruka stated very proudly and then she added in a quiet purring voice, "Isn't that right, Ranma-sama?"

"ummm … right Haruka. I think I need to sit down for a bit. I don't think that I'd ever affected someone like that before." Ranma went to sit on the couch and contemplate on what Haruka had said. 'I can see her desperately wanting to ask me and she'll be begging when she does, that's for sure. Should I accept her? Is she ready for it? Can she handle all of it? Hmmm, I guess we'll see with a simple little test.'

The tension was getting unbearable and Michiru realized it was time to take break, clear the air, and relax a bit. 'Maybe I get Ranma to give me one of those massages that Haruka got.' she mused. "Why don't I make dinner for us and then we can continue on later."

-End

Next time on chapter 2 … Ranma finishes his conversation with the girls and heads back to the dojo. (Did I mention that Ranma sleeps over with Michiru and Haruka … opps)

By all means ask questions and I will do my best to answer back in the next chapter.