1 Wait a second…
Douglas Adams is dead?!
Hang on a second…
Let me think about this…
Does that mean Zaphod's dead, too?
'Cause if Zaphod's dead, then that's trouble…
Is Trillian dead?
If she is, that's good…
Oh, dear.
Arthur Dent's dead?
This is not good.
No, this is very bad…
Ford?
Oh, dear.
Ford's dead…
But hang on a sec…
If we still read about them,
And we still imagine them…
That means that they must be alive!
Oh. But that means Trillian is, too…
Oh, well. We'll just imagine she's dead,
And now I can marry Zaphod…
But what if Douglas Adams isn't dead at all…
THEN HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Let's go find them!
AN: I wrote this before I was on ff.net, and I was thinking, oh no! Douglas Adams can't be dead, Zaphod must be dead, and Ford, and Arthur and Trillian and the guys who sing annoying songs (Damn it. Can't seem to think of their names…) and also… THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS! LOL. Anyway, review!
Douglas Adams is dead?!
Hang on a second…
Let me think about this…
Does that mean Zaphod's dead, too?
'Cause if Zaphod's dead, then that's trouble…
Is Trillian dead?
If she is, that's good…
Oh, dear.
Arthur Dent's dead?
This is not good.
No, this is very bad…
Ford?
Oh, dear.
Ford's dead…
But hang on a sec…
If we still read about them,
And we still imagine them…
That means that they must be alive!
Oh. But that means Trillian is, too…
Oh, well. We'll just imagine she's dead,
And now I can marry Zaphod…
But what if Douglas Adams isn't dead at all…
THEN HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Let's go find them!
AN: I wrote this before I was on ff.net, and I was thinking, oh no! Douglas Adams can't be dead, Zaphod must be dead, and Ford, and Arthur and Trillian and the guys who sing annoying songs (Damn it. Can't seem to think of their names…) and also… THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS! LOL. Anyway, review!
