Ah... Chocolate & Peanut butter...

What silly thoughts you give me. ^^

So anyway, I've decided to write some Death Note one-shots, maybe even some two shots because I need something short and silly to write to try to fix my writer's block on one of my other fics.

{Which I'd recommend not reading because my writing is pretty crappy in there... .}

And back to the subject at hand!

Hopefully this Rem and Ryuk fic is somewhat entertaining, despite sounding perverse.

AND IF IT SUCKS! Flame away!

I love me some flames, I can set marshmallows on fire and sing 'Burn baby, burn! Disco inferno!'!!!

Disclaimer: Yes. I own Death Note. That is why I am on Fanfiction, typing where I earn no money. IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF JAPANESE!

Really.

I'm serious.

The Burn Baby, Burn! song too.

And if my pixelated words didn't let you know I was being sarcastic, shame on them.

I was kidding.

And this isn't my norm format of writing either, it'll be different next chap.

Anything in bold is an action or saying which character is speaking.

Now that this is longer than my story, let's go!


Ryuk: Rem, I'm bored!

Rem: So?

Ryuk: So, I want to do something!!!

Rem: Then think of something to do.

Ryuk is then silent for several minutes, as deep in thought as he can be.

Ryuk: OH! I CAN DROP MY DEATH NOTE IN THE HUMAN WORLD!!!

Rem: … Thinks Is he really that much of an idiot?

Ryuk: You're right, that's a terrible idea. Goes back to thinking

Rem: Still thinking Yes. He is....

A few more minutes pass of blissful silence. Let the pervy-ness begin.

Ryuk: I GOT IT!!! Rem! Do you want to play bounce-bounce on the bed?!

Rem: … No.

Ryuk: Are you sure?

Rem: Yes.

Ryuk: Positive?

Rem: Absolutely.

Ryuk: Damn...

Silence again. Pure bliss for Rem.

Ryuk: Are you sure?

Rem: Go play Bounce-bounce by yourself. I'm not in the mood.

Ryuk: But it's no fun to play it all by yourself!

Rem: You need the practice

Ryuk: I'll get Light to get you an apple afterwards!

Rem: Fine.

Ryuk and Rem then stood on Light's bed, starting to jump up and down to see who could bounce for the longest.

Ryuk lost because Rem used her wings discretely, but that was the day Light gave up Rem's Death Note, so she didn't get her apple anyway.

Just goes to show, Winners never cheat, and cheaters never win!

That's why neither Light nor Misa were there, they were in jail!


I hope that wasn't too painful to read! XP

Catch ya in the next chapter!!!