Prologue
The story that will now be told is set in the faraway place of Dead Anime Universe. It is the place where dead anime characters go and live (but not really because they're dead). We will focus on a certain place called Dead Castle Oblivion where dead Organization VIII members happen to live (in a dead manner). And in this castle we will tell of a story about Larxene and Axel.
Now Dead Anime Universe is a pretty boring place. All the exciting stuff happens in the actual anime which one wouldn't be a part in because one is already dead, unless, of course, you pay for a flashback, but that's getting into a whole other story. Anyway, Larxene was pretty bored with the whole dead life until Axel died. She thought that this was the perfect chance to have some fun. "I wonder if I could tease him enough to make him angry," Larxene thought, "Hmmm, let's find out." And thus begins the epic tale of Larxene's attempts to make Axel angry.
Attempt One – Manliness
Axel was lounging about on the sofa in the Dead Castle Oblivion's TV room. His feet were propped up on the table and he was reading "How to Prevent Fangirl Attacks" in Dead Anime People magazine.
As Axel was enjoying the peace and quiet that comes with being dead Larxene suddenly barged in.
"Hey, Turdface!"
Axel looks up to see Larxene with a "I've-come-here-to-torture-you-for-my-amusement" face.
"What is it Larxene? I don't need you bugging me to death, especially when I'm already dead."
Larxene rolled her eyes, "Was that supposed to be a joke? 'cause that was one suckass joke."
"Yeah, Whatever."
Axel puts his magazine down, making sure to cover the title so Larxene couldn't see it.
"What the hell are you doing here anyway?"
Laxene comes over and plops herself on the couch next to Axel, "I just need to ask you a question."
"No. Whatever you what me to do, I'm not doing it."
"Jeez you're such a craphead, I'm not asking you to do anything. Are you still upset about that other time? You should just let it go y'know. I didn't really mean for your room to be destroyed and all your stuff to be completely decimated. It was an accident, I swear."
Larxene gave Axel her innocent look which horrified years off his dead life.
Axel turned his head away, "Ughh, just ask me the question and leave already."
Larxene smiles, "Okay, jeez, It's just that I have this bet with Zexion. It's about those marks under your eyes. Zexion says they're tattoos, but I disagree," Laxene's smile widens, "I think its makeup. So which is it? Huh?"
Larxene leans in closer, looking at axel's annoyed face. She's almost about to laugh and ready for an angry retort back.
A pause,
then Axel finally replies,
"War Paint."
Larxene pauses, "Excuse me?"
"I said it's war paint. Y'know, to show off my manliness."
An akward pause ensues.
Larxene repeats slowly, "War paint… show… manliness…"
Another Pause O.o
Not being able to take it anymore, Larxene runs out of the room and shuts the door to fall to the floor laughing.
Attempt one is a failure.
Author's Note:
Attempt two will be written by none other than sunwindandwaves who can be found in my fav author list.
It really is war paint, go here for proof: h t t p : / / w w w . o l d - p i c t u r e . c o m / i n d i a n s / I n d i a n - w i t h - W a r - P a i n t . h t m (don't include spaces)
See how many that is? Axel must reach the pinnacle of maliness, thus he will become a brave warrior and don the warrior paint off triumph
Edit
Well, looking back, this really wasn't all that great, but I promise the next one is better, if by better you mean even more cractastic with some mind scarage included...
