Ways to annoy our favorite weasel… enjoy. It is best to do this in front of the other Akatsuki members. I was forced into rewriting it rather than having it deleted so here it is.
Sit around and wait for him to enter. Make sure everyone is around. Then when he enters the room you must jump up prously and sing 'Sexy Back' it must be whenever he is in an important meeting or on a mission. The ultimate humiliating
Later...
You're sitting around going through his belongings and you see something of useYou sell his baby pictures to the other Akatsuki members. They laugh he glares lots of fun! While he's fuming you hug him infront of the whole Akatsuki screaming " WHY ITACHI, WHY!" Then jump back and poke him in the forehead and call him a foolish little weasel. Now he's pissed! So in order to calm him a bit you tell him that he's beautiful. He'll calm a bit and walk off but still you know you were sent their for a reason. So you later run up to him, when he's in a meeting screaming that you love him and beg to take his virginity. He'll stand and stomp off of course so then you must tell him he has a nice ass. Tell him Kisame thinks so too. Kisame will blush and giggles all around.
So you sit close to him and cling to his poor arm and whenever someone walks by (example Kisame, Orochimaru, Pein ect) hug him tightly and scream "HE'S MINE!" So he's annoyed... and you have to make it worse as it is your duty. He'll be in a bitchy mood and whenever he gets pissed off at someone scream "Rape!" at the top off your lungs. He'll fall quiet and the room ends up awkwardly silent. You walk towards him and randomly sigh and sit on his lap. While doing so you play with his hair. Everyone is tense wondering why the hell you were still there you smile sweetly and ask him why he looks like a girl. Itachi shoves you off and storms to his room for a pout and a nap.
When he's asleep crawl into bed next to him. Make sure to cuddle up close. In the morning he'll wake up and shriek and run out of the room. Rup to him when he's with the rest of the Akatsuki and scream "IT'S YOUR BABY!" then walk away. Later Itachi will go outside for a walk you follow behind him and narrarate everything he says. Then you should ask him why he killed his family, over and over and over again. He'll become silent and with him silent you must ask him to marry you. Cry loudly when he refuses. Because he will. Of course your ego is wounded and you're feelings are hurt so you end up smacking him across the face and telling him he should have had a V8.
Itachi leaves. While he's sulking tell him you ate Kisame. Itachi will glare not knowing if he beleives you. Slowly you kneel next to him smiling sweetly you lean in and tell him Orochimaru's watching him. And he's waiting…. Congrats. You're done! Standing you march off to the next victim on your list.
Warning may cause a very pissed off Uchiha and a very unlucky you, proceed with caution.
