Well this is an idea that I've had for a while now, and since I was bored, I decided to type it up... Also this is my first posting in the Naruto fanfic-dom... So treat me kindly! ;;;
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, only a Head-band that I got from Hot Topic...
Warnings: Um... Swearing, and... I think that's it...
Muffled whispering sounded behind a door.
" No you."
" No you."
" No you."
" No you. If you don't do this then you can say bye-bye to your little dolls." Sneered a female voice.
" I hate you," came the hate filled answer. " Why couldn't Baki do it?"
" 'Cuz we need him. Now get in there."
" But I don't wanna," whined a male voice.
The time was six o'clock in the morning, outside the Kazekage's bed room door. You see ever since Shukaku had been removed from Gaara, the current Kazekage, he had been trying to catch up on all of the missing sleep that he had missed in his young life. Which lead to the problem that happened every morning, meaning everyone was scared of waking Gaara up. Since he was known to being violent early in the morning, which meant a few shinobi ending up in the hospital for a while.
Now the only people who where brave coughforcedcough to wake him up was his two older siblings, Temari and Kankuro. So it involved this morning ritual of fighting over who got to live today, but like any other morning there fighting had woken up who was their target.
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Gaara laid in his nice comfy bed, in his nice dark cool room. It made him realize why people loved to sleep so much, especially that Nara chuunin, from Konoha, that he swore had his eyes on his sister. ' Note to self: kill Nara next time he's in Suna, make look like accident.' Sighing he turned over to borrow deeper into the numerous pillows and blanket. He briefly opened his eye to look around him, noting the sand that covered the walls to make the room more sound proof and giving the impression of a cocoon. Smirking to himself, he went back to sleep.
A while later, noises from out in the hallway made its way into the room. Grumbling, Gaara turned over, hanging unto the last vestiges of sleep. But as he slowly woke up he identified the noises as Temari and Kankuro arguing. Now he was angry, so doing the saying "got up from the wrong side of the bed justice," Gaara stalked to the door.
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Temari's and Kankuro's argument had gotten louder then they both realized, making their voices heard in Gaara's sound proof bedroom.
" Kankuro, stop being a big baby! He's not gonna do that much damage... I think..."
" YOU THINK! Oh that's nice Temari! If that was true then why don't you wake him!" Kankuro half yelled. There was a faint rustling sound from behind the door that held their little brother. Stopping their argument, they both gulped and looked at the door in terror.
" Ya don't think..." Kankuro trailed off.
" Um... Yeah... good luck!" Temari said and pushed the puppet master towards the door. Then using a teleporting jutsu, disappeared.
" Damn it, Temari! Some sister you are!" He muttered under his breath. " Now I wish I could do that too. But no, I thought it was useless." Looking at the door, where the noise was getting louder, said, " Screw this, I'm outta here!" He then ran down the hallway, hearing a bellow from behind, using his terror and love of life to push himself faster.
" WHO DARES DISTURBS THE GREAT GAARA-SAMA'S REST!" The yell carried over all of Suna, making everyone sorry for whoever's job it was to wake the Kazekage up today.
Um... Well that's it... I might do another chapter to this, with Temari and Kankuro running from Gaara's sand from an earlier attempt... but I don't know...
Well tell me if ya liked it!!!
Ja ne
Hikari Kaiya
