Just a bit of fun, nothing more.


Philippe watched the dark figure quietly close the door to his mother's suite. He was obviously trying not to be seen, but Philippe could not be fooled. He knew very well Joseph was courting his mother, but until now he wasn't sure how much progress he'd made.

"Ah, Joseph," he grinned cheekily as he walked towards him, "How are we this morning?" - 'What do you think you're doing coming out of my mother's suite at five in the morning?'

Straightening up his jacket, Joseph pretended not to be surprised the prince was up so early, "I was just doing my rounds." - 'I fucked your mother.'

Philippe eyed him suspiciously, "It's a little early, isn't it?" - 'I know very well what you were doing.'

"Well," he continued, "There's a lot I need to get done today." - 'We were at it all night - I need to sleep'.

"Of course, the upcoming wake." - 'Father's body is barely cold.'

Joseph nodded, happy the prince had remembered about that, because he sure as hell didn't, "Yes." - 'Great, more work to do.'

Philippe's eyes narrowed on Joseph's tie, which hung loosely around his neck. Joseph straightened it and blushed slightly. - 'I fucked your mother.'

"So I suppose you should be off to work, then." - 'Don't you have something to do? Other than the woman who gave birth to me?'

"Quite right." - 'I'm glad this conversation is over.'

The two parted ways and Philippe's suspicion grew. Suddenly the door came open and his mother emerged in her dressing gown, her legs and chest obviously bare beneath the robe. She cheerfully greeted her son and gave him a big hug.

"You're in a good mood, mother?" - 'You had an orgasm, didn't you?'

"Oh...yes I suppose I am," she replied gleefully. - 'He made me orgasm three times!'

"Any particular reason why?" - 'Was father never good enough?'

"No, not really." - 'Need you even ask?'

"Would you like me to order breakfast and we can eat together?" - 'When are you planning to tell us we have a new Daddy?'

"I'm too excited to eat." - 'Maybe I'll tell you about this one day.'

"Why are you excited?" - "Now would be good."

"Um, I...think I left the oven on." - 'I need to exit this conversation before I say something I'll regret.'

Abruptly she slammed the door and breathed, reminiscing on the previous night and unknowingly stroking her breasts at the thought of her new love. Philippe shook his head and continued on his way almost certain their shenanigans would reveal themselves.


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