Wow...I have taken quite a long time from writing fanfics and I just decided hey I am going to write a bunch of song fics...or something like that. I am going to find songs and write them about various Naruto couples. Obviously some couples will come up more than once. If you have a couple and a song you would like for me to add to this collection then by all means PM me and I will do my best to add them to it. There will be het, yaoi, and yuri couples in this. I will list the couple at the top of the page and for the chapter. Also if you want me to make a one-shot or short story about the couple based on the song chapter than PM and we can work something out.
-Thanks Moonlight Vampiress-
Disclaimers at the end of the story :)
Last Christmas
ItaDei/SasoDei
Deidara walked into the room that was being used for the Akatsuki christmas party. He hadn't been back at the base for almost two years. He had been doing solo missions for Pein trying to prove his worth to the organization. Pein had told him that if he could prove himself then he would put him on a real mission complete with a partner, Sasori Akasuna. Deidara had just nodded and completed all the tasks he was given though they had been done half heartedly. Two years ago he had come back from a solo mission just before christmas and had decided to show someone how much he was in love with them. He had waited until christmas and he had even went out and bought the person a really nice gift. On christmas he had worn his hair down with a little bit covering his left eye and walked over to the person hoping that day would change his life.
The memories were bitter in Deidara's mind as he went over and grabbed a cup filling it with some juice and some sort of white liquor and began sipping it slowly going to socialize with someone to get his mind off of the fact he had to see him again.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
He had worn a new shirt that showed off his body a bit and tight but comfortable pants. He looked at himself in the mirror in his room before grabbing the beautifully wrapped box and made his way to the room the Akatsuki used for their christmas party. Tonight was the night. He would finally be with the one he had been dreaming about. To make things better his dream lover's partner wasn't there. So that means there would be nothing to stand in the way of what he wanted and that was his love.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Deidara sipped more of the drink as the memory continued to play around in his mind. He had been so foolish to think that someone like him would've wanted more than sex with the blonde. He should have realized that it would mean nothing to the other when morning came around. Sighing, he continued to talk with Tobi about whatever the hell Tobi was talking about. To be honest he didn't really care at the moment and thats when he walked into the room. Deidara closed his eyes and then told Tobi he'd be back as he began walking over to the man who once held his heart.
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby do you recognize me?
Well it's been a year it doesn't surprise me
Sasori watched Deidara intently waiting for the moment to approach him. He secretly really liked the blonde. Maybe it was the blue in his eyes or the fact that he was a work of pure art. Deidara never seemed to notice him though. Sasori looked at the blonde who seemed to be walking towards someone. Maybe it was him? Ha! He doubted it though as the blonde seemed to have his gaze focus on it. Sasori sighed his eyes never leaving Deidara. He had even decided to come out of Hiruko for this party and still the blonde didn't notice. He watched as Deidara walked over to Itachi.
Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again
Deidara remembered how he had given Itachi a beautifully wrapped dagger he had picked up in one of the towns on one of his many solo missions. He had been nervous as he went over to the Uchiha and presented him with the gift. Itachi had looked at Deidara a slow smile forming on his face. He had thanked Deidara for the gift as soon as he opened it. Itachi had told the young ex-Iwa nin how much he loved it. Deidara smiled and blushed confessing his love to Itachi at that moment and all Itachi had done was smile at him. The next few hours involved them leaving the party and going back to Itachi's room for some adult fun. It had been the Deidara's first time.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
The next morning, Deidara woke up in his bed alone and wondered what was going on. He had been with Itachi last night, so how the hell did he end up in his room? He got up and got dressed walking out the room to go find the ex-leaf nin. He walked down the quiet hallway as most of the other members were still sleeping or so he thought. Unknown to him Sasori was watching him from the distance. Deidara kept walking until he heard voices in the kitchen. He peeked in to see Kisame and Itachi. Kisame had just gotten back from a mission that morning. Deidara wondered what they were talking about when he saw Itachi give the dagger to Kisame right before the Kisame bent down and the two started kissing. Deidara looked shocked and hurt all at the same time.
"I hate you, un!", he screamed at Itachi before running full speed back to his room crying. Itachi had barely glanced in his direction before resuming his kiss with Kisame.
A crowded room
friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My god I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
Deidara had finally made it over to Itachi, who looked at Deidara with an amused expression on his face.
"Come back for more Dei...", Itachi said smirking. Kisame was here this year so this time he couldn't have fun with the blonde like the last time they had seen each other but he could tease him.
"How the hell could you do that to me, un?", Deidara hissed at him not loud enough for anyone else to hear.
"Its not like it was hard.", Itachi said shrugging. "You were so easy especially after you confessed your love for me.", Itachi said with an amused smile on his face.
Deidara looked as though he wanted to cry but at the same time not give Itachi the satisfaction of knowing he made him cry again. He was about to respond when a punch flew past him and hit Itachi right in the face causing the Sharingan user to fall back a bit. The other members stopped and looked at what had just happened as Deidara felt arms come around his waist and hold him close. He was in too much shock that someone had actually punched Itachi that he didn't say anything. He didn't even know who the hell was holding him.
"You deserve so much worse than that for what you did to him.", the cold voice of Sasori came from behind Deidara.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover
but you tore me apart
Ooooh
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
Deidara's eyes widened when he realized that was who was holding him. "Sasori...Danna...un", Deidara said softly ignoring the fact that Itachi was glaring at them.
"Yes Dei. Its me. And I promise I wont let him hurt you again.", Sasori said holding him closer. "I love you Deidara.", he said turning the blonde around and placing a soft kiss on his lips.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Deidara broke away from Sasori and looked at Itachi one last time before turning back to Sasori. "Thank you, un.", he whispered to Sasori and they turned and started to leave the room.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover
but you tore me apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.
Itachi looked at them angrily. "You weren't even that good of a fuck, Deidara. Just wait after tonight Sasori wont want you again either.", he said to him.
Deidara froze and took out a small clay bird and let it go over to Itachi before making it explode. Kisame had just pulled Itachi just out of the small bombs reach which Deidara had partially been counting on. He looked at Itachi and Kisame with a mock sympathetic look. He didn't need Itachi now. Sasori had said he loved him and some how he knew the ex-Suna nin wasn't lying. "I feel bad for Kisame actually because you aren't that great of a fuck either. It has to suck for you Itachi knowing that you couldn't even please a virgin.", Deidara said to him and just left Itachi with a shock look on his face.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.
That night Sasori and Deidara made their relationship offical and all thoughts of Itachi faded from Deidara's mind.
A/N: Ok...so that probably wasn't the best story...but hey i said I havent been writing for a while and this was just something in my head...more to come...and then maybe I can start writing actual stories again.
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Naruto belongs to Kishimoto not me. The song is Last Christmas by Cascada
