I wrote this a while ago, and decided to edit it and publish it on . The unedited version is still at my LJ.
Anyway, I was thinking about Shinji's awesome piercing, and decided I would create a tale that explains how he got it. Pretty lame, and I know others could probably do better, but I was bored. (And yes, I did google how to pierce your tongue)
I'm sorry if there are still some mistakes. Oh, and Shinji and the Vizards belong to Kubo Tite. Who, by the way, needs to give them more screen time.
Reviews? Comments? Critiques?
"Are you fucking CRAZY?" screamed Hiyori one night when she found Shinji in front of a cracked mirror with a needle, a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and a piece of metal shining ominously at her.
"Quiet down, Hiyori. I'm trying ta concentrate."
"WHAT DO YA THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
What exactly was he doing?
Cutting his hair didn't seem enough. The long blonde locks now fell just above his shoulder, much to everyone's initial dismay. Being in the human world for almost half a century, Shinji observed a growing trend he decided he'd partake in: piercings. After a period of contemplation on what he'd ought to get pierced (Kensei had already pierced his eyebrow; Shinji craved something different), he had decided on his tongue.
"BALDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Shinji sighed in exasperation as he poured the rubbing alcohol on the needle, rubbing it clean. Doing the piercing himself had seemed cheaper and easier at first, but he hadn't taken distractions like Hiyori into consideration.
"HE'S DOING SOMETHING TO HIMSELF! HE'S PIERCING-" she stopped short as Shinji stuck his tongue out, and without hesitation, poked the needle through it, from the bottom to the top. Hiyori watched with an open mouth as he took the needle out and quickly replaced it with the metal ring, screwing it in place. He quickly closed his mouth and looked over at Hiyori watching him, his lips twitching.
"YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?"
Shinji quickly covered his head as Hiyori lunged at him, beating him with one of her sandals.
"Get 'er off me! Get 'er off me!"
By this time, the rest of the Vizards had entered the room, no doubt wondering what the fuss was all about. Love went over and grabbed Hiyori by her ankle, dragging her away from Shinji, who already had a large bump on his head.
"What did you just do?" Love asked Shinji.
"Pierced my tongue," Shinji replied, as if it was a normal every-day thing for an ex-shinigami to do.
"Y-you did what? Let me see!"
Shinji casually opened his mouth for the Vizards to see.
"That's gonna swell like a bitch," mentioned Kensei as he peered at the tongue ring.
"I think it looks pretty hot," said Lisa, looking up ever so briefly from her book. The male Vizards all raised their eyebrows at the comment, except for Shinji, who grinned triumphantly. Hiyori glared at Lisa.
"You're not supposed to encourage him!" she snarled.
Shinji smirked at her. "I'm glad you're so proud of me," he said. "Now who wants ta get me some ice?"
If you squint a little, there was some Shinji/Lisa ;D
