Prologue
This is a response the Shakespeare Challenge by DeathbeatAngel on Adultfanfiction. I chose Titus Andronicus. Contains Yaoi and Het.

Titus Andronicus = Sasuke
Lucius = Shikamaru
Lavinia = Sakura
Marcus Andronicus = Kakahsi
Tamora = Itachi
Alarbus = Madara
Demetrius and Chiron = Deidara and Kabuto
Saturninus = Naruto
Bassianus = Neji
Aaron = Hidan

This story contains the following pairings:
Itachi/Naruto
Itachi/Sasuke
Itachi/Hidan
Itachi/Hidan/Kabuto/Deidara/Sakura
Sasuke/Shikamaru
Sasuke/Karin

Please review, people over at Adultfanfiction don't review as much as the kind people over here. =)