"Bahahahahaha." That laugh echoed through Gandalf's ears driving him crazy with passion. It had been several months since Gandalf had visited Bikini Bottom but he still craved to go back.
After a steamy night with Frodo, Gandalf received a letter in the mail. After a thorough inspection, it appeared as though Gandalf had been invited to the opening of the new Krusty Krab™ restaurant. How could Gandalf pass up an opportunity like this? He swiftly packed his bags and took the teleporter to Bikini Bottom without even kissing Frodo goodbye. The teleportation only takes a few seconds so Gandalf was in the familiar environment of Bikini Bottom in no time. Gandalf looked around briefly admiring the surrounding when a sexy, supple square appeared over yonder. Gandalf's heart skipped a beat. It was… SpongeBob Squarepants. SpongeBob sauntered over with a manly strut while Gandalf broke into a sprint, charging at his true love. Gandalf leaped into the muscular arms of SpongeBob who said nothing but instantly began kissing Gandalf intimately. The exchanging of fluids from the two lovers was beautiful. As SpongeBob's Adonis-like stance embraced Gandalf tentatively. After several minutes of kissing SpongeBob pulled away and said "Let me take you home, baby".
SpongeBob carried Gandalf to his motorcycle and they rode home together then they shagged.
The end?
