A/N: Hullooo! So I'm sick right now. Sneezing and coughing all over the place. Right when I have exams. Just great. I should work on ANB but my mind's blank for ideas. But look what I came up with! A lot of these are going to be headcanons. If you have any of your own, you can send them my way, I don't mind. Oh, and I won't tell you who this person is yet. Mooharhar. Reviews and headcanons are appreciated!
DISCLAIMER: One Piece is Oda-sensei's.
May 10, 11:25pm.
Today we bought Luffy new shoes.
Laced running shoes.
Why it had to be laced runners I will never know. Luffy does not know to tie shoes. Even after we tried teaching him the bunny technique. You know, make two bunny ears, cross and loop under? He succeeded in crossing, knotting and looping everything but his laces. It took us a good three hours, and Zoro had to help, to untangle him again.
Nami was near tears.
Around dinner, Luffy finally gave up. The call of meat was strong, anyway. Thank you, Sanji.
Throwing the shoes overboard was unnecessary, though. I think Nami would've finally succeeded in killing the idiot if we hadn't restrained her.
She ended up just adding 10,000 beri to his debt, so all's well that ends well. Sort of.
