School, everything started with it, the beginnings of friendships, of hatred, of moirail's, of matespirit's, of pale and flushed feelings. However it was also the beginnings of systems, of status, and of judgement. Which made Karkat hate the hellhole even more than the fact that he was imprisoned there for eight hours a day.

The first day of a new sweep-year started off even worse than the vacation days he spent moping around on his computer. His lusus had to drag his unwilling form out of bed at an ungodly hour of the morning to assure that he would get ready in time for the bus to transport him to school. Even though he really doesn't like the bus because he has to endure fifteen minutes of idiotic chattering.

He grumbled to himself as he grabbed a (hopefully clean) pair of jeans and shirt off the floor, tossing them on as he hears his lusus clicking it's claws in a "hurry up" manner.

"Yeah yeah Crabdad I'm almost ready," He barks, finding one shoe and having to search for the other amongst his mess of a room. His Crab lusus merely screeches before it skitters away to do whatever it is that lusus's do when they're not bothering their trolls. Karkat knows that he's not even late, he still has a good ten minutes till he needs to get to the bus stop.

Better in comparison to someone like Vriska who's probably just now getting up.

Thinking of his dumbass friends, he logs onto Trollian and immediately wants to log off when he sees that everyone is online. EVERYONE. Almost strange to be honest, but he just leaves it alone. He doesn't even want to talk to anyone, it was just habit to log on and check to see if he had any new messages. Also because there's really nothing else to do.

Karkat snorts, standing up and beginning to walk away from his computer when he hears four quick pings! and the four different troll alerts come up: Jade, Teal, Yellow, and Purple.

Let the games begin.

[carcinoGeneticist has opened the memo WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT]

CG: TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING CHAT WITH ME

CG: SO WE ARE JUST GOING TO TALK HERE

[ gallowsCalibrator has replied to memo]

GC: H3H3H WHO WOULD M3SS4GE YOU B3S1D3S ME K4RKL3S?

[ grimAuxilerix has replied to the memo]

GA: You Mean To Say That Only You Ever Message Karkat

GC: WH4T 4RE YOU S4YING K4N4Y4 :?

GA: Oh Absolutely Nothing
GC: WH4T D1D YOU M34N BY TH4T LAST M3SS4GE :?
GA: Calm Down I Dont Have Any Hidden Motives

GC: :?
CG: KANAYA DONT GO STARTING ANYTHING
GA: As I Said Karkat

GA: I Dont Have Any Ulterior Motives

[twinArmageddons has responded to the memo]

TA: iit2 really amu2iing two watch you guy2 argue wiith each other

TA: heheh

GC: SHUT UP THOOOOOOOOLLUX :]
CG: YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX
CG: BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT
CG: WHY THE HELL WERE ALL YOU GUYS MESSAGING ME
GC: H3H3H3
GC: D1D YOU H34R
CG: ABOUT WHAT
GA: Of Course He Hasnt Heard

GA: Why Else Would He Be Asking
TA: becau2e he ii2 a dumba22 and doe2nt lii2ten two what anyone el2e ever 2ay2
TA: duh

CG: ONCE AGAIN YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP
CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
GC: H3H3H3H3 TH3R3S GO1NG TO B3 N3W TROLLS 4T SCHOOL :D

GC: 4S 1N

GC: UNKNOWN ST4TUS 4ND 3V3RYYTH1NG

[teminallyCapricious has joined the memo]

TC: oH yEaH tHaTs WhAt I wAs GoInG tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg TeLl YoU aBoUt BeSt fRiEnD :O) hOnK
CG: AND WHY EXACTLY WOULD I CARE ABOUT NEW STUDENTS
GA: Well I Thought It To Be Necessary To Inform You
GA: Fearless Leader
TA: ii ju2t found iit iintere2tiing a2 well
TA: you never know
TA: they could be really iintere2tiing
CG: WAIT A SECOND

CG: WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU HEAR THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE NEW STUDENTS
GC: W3LL 1 H34RD FROM 3R1D4N
GC: WHO SA1D SH3 H34RD 1T FROM F3F3R1
GC: H3R MOM 1S TH3 "PR1NC1PL3" 4FT3R 4LL
GA: I Merely Contacted Terezi This Morning

GA: Who Then Informed Me This
TA: iii ju2t hacked the web2iite and 2aw two new 2tudent2 name2 added two our cla22 lii2t

TA: by cla22 lii2t ii mean the troll2 iin our striife cla22
TA: oh and here are liink2 two your 2chedule2
TA: 2ince the ba2tard2 werent goiing two giive them two u2 untiil we got there ii ju2t hacked and copiied them
TA: youre fuckiing welcome

/student/kanaya-terezi-karkat-sollux-gamzee

CG: THERES NO FUCKING WAY
CG: YOURE SURE THIS IS CORRECT
TA: um con2iideriing ii hacked the 2chool web2iite and downloaded the file2
TA: ye2
GA: Well
GA: This Is Quite The Odd Occurrence
GC: OH MY J3GUS
GC: W3 H4V3 TH3 S4M3 CL4SS3S
GC: W41T
GC: 1 H4V3 FOURTH 4LON3
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
CG: I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU LOSERS ALL DAY
CG: EXCEPT FOR MY FIRST CLASS
GA: This Is Quite Strange
GA: But If The Records Are Valid

GA:Then They Are Quite Obviously True
TC: wElL i ThInK tHiS hApPeNeD bEcAuSe Of ThE mIrAcLeS
TC: wE HaVe AlL NeVeR bEeN iN tHe SaMe ClAsSeS tOgEtHeR

TC: :O) hOnK
CG: THIS CANT BE A GODDAMNED COINCIDENCE
CG: THE BITCH PRINCIPLE MUST BE PLANNING SOMETHING
GA: Karkat I Do Not Believe The Principal Would Do Something

GA: So Evil As To Plan Something That Would Endanger Us As Such

GA: Doing So Would Most Likely Harm The Other Trolls In Our Classes

GA: Logically It Is Improbable

GC: TH4T L3DY 1S A S3R1OUS B1TCH THOUGH
GC: 1 WOULDNT B3 SURPR1S3D 1F SH3 W4S PL4NN1NG SOM3TH1NG
TC: Im SoRrY tO iNtErUpT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN CoNvErSaTiOn
TC: bUt If YoU lOoK aLl Up At ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg TiMe

TC::O) HoNk
CG: FUCK
CG: IVE GOT TO FINISH GETTING READY

[carcinoGeneticist has left the memo]

GA: I Will See You All At The Bus Stop

[grimAuxilerix has left the memo]

TC: iM aLl MoThErFuCkIn ThErE sO iLl Be wAiTiN bEsT fRiEnDs :O) HoNk

[teminallyCapricious has left the memo]

TA: well bye then guy2 2ee you iin a few

[twinArmageddons has left the memo]

GC: S33 YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOON :D

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[carcinoGeneticist has closed the memo]