I own nothing, unfortunately, although I would like to own a pocket sized Jareth!
A losing battle.
Jareth was seething. How dare she, how DARE she?! After all that he had done for her, that ungrateful, petulant, spoilt little….ARGH!!! Ok, this is bad, he was so angry that he couldn't finish his inner thought processes, that had only happened to him once and that was when…hold on a minute, it was HER, the last time he was this angry was her fault too. Well she was going to pay for this and pay for it big time. Jareth rubbed his hands together in glee as he thought up a devious plan.
Sarah was in hysterics. Never in all her life had she seen him quite so angry. He was stomping, actually stomping around his throne room, but then he threw her out and she could still hear him kicking the poor goblins around. She put a hand to her mouth to stifle another wave of giggles that tried to bubble to the surface. Honestly, anyone would think that she had shaved his head whilst he slept. A fond smile graced Sarah's face at the thought of Jareth sleeping; he looked like he was carved out of marble when he slept. Sarah shook her head slightly and stifled another giggle as she heard the cry of yet another goblin being thrown out of the window; luckily they were quite resilient creatures.
Jareth stomped (majestically of course) down the stairs, with the intent to find and strangle his "wife", he almost spat the word out, no one who promised to love, honour and obey him could ever do this to him. He found her in the library bent double with an arm braced on the back of an armchair and her hand over her mouth actually laughing at her.
"What in all the underground is so funny?" He demanded. "I can't believe you would do this to me, you know he is dead no right? My bishop! You killed him!" He was rewarded with a very un-lady like snort from Sarah as she tried to compose herself. She took a deep breath.
"He is not dead, he just can't participate until next time." She bit her lip to stop herself from laughing again.
"You killed him Sarah!"
"For goodness sake Jareth, it was only a game of chess, no need to be so angry that you lost to a girl."
Ok, sorry about that, not that great but it has been in my head for ages and I had to write it to get it out!
Verity
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