Elrond: As I walk through the world where I watch over the elves.
Aragorn: Uh... sir?
I take a look at my life and realize It's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Elf like me
You know I conjure meetings everyday
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm chatting with the elves
Boromir is obessed with the ring and Gandalf leads, fool.
Gandalf: Err... Elrond?
And I've been talking and running away
That even Legolas thinks that my mind is gone.
Legolas: I mean no disrespect...
I'm an elf of Rivendell I'm into discipline
Got nothing in my hand and a crown on my head
But if I finish all of my preparations, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699.
Gandalf: When's the last time you partied?
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
I laugh once or twice
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
Its hard work and sacrafice
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We deal in great pride
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
A hobbit kicked me in the butt last week.
Gandalf: Frodo, what did i tell you?
Frodo: I didn't do nothing!
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, infact I wish him well
Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell.
Frodo: *Gulp*
I even punched a dwarf even if he deserved it
An elfwith a 'tude? You know thats unheard heard of
I wear robes, and I got a cool crown
And my homies agree I really look good in gold, fool.
Boromir: Homies?
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid attention to Saruman in 300 years.
Gasndalf: I don't get it.
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impared
Theres no phones, no radio, no motor cars
Not a single bounderies
Like medevial times, it's as primitive as can be.
Frodo: What are you talking about?
We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
Were just plain and simple elves
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
There's no time for wishin'
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We don't bore we all have fun.
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
chatting with Gandalf, going to the meetings
play games on monday, and one thing and anotha
Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart
Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as Legolas
I'm the wise elf, the little children wanna be like
On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life
So don't be vain, and don't be whinney
Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your hinney.
Lefolas: What is going on?
Frodo: Can i run away?
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We're all crazy wizards
Livin' in a Magi paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
you'd probably think it's cool
Livin' in an Rivendell paradise
Elrond: *Back to normal* What happened?
Gandalf: You finally cracked.
Aragorn: Uh... sir?
I take a look at my life and realize It's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Elf like me
You know I conjure meetings everyday
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm chatting with the elves
Boromir is obessed with the ring and Gandalf leads, fool.
Gandalf: Err... Elrond?
And I've been talking and running away
That even Legolas thinks that my mind is gone.
Legolas: I mean no disrespect...
I'm an elf of Rivendell I'm into discipline
Got nothing in my hand and a crown on my head
But if I finish all of my preparations, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699.
Gandalf: When's the last time you partied?
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
I laugh once or twice
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
Its hard work and sacrafice
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We deal in great pride
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
A hobbit kicked me in the butt last week.
Gandalf: Frodo, what did i tell you?
Frodo: I didn't do nothing!
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, infact I wish him well
Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell.
Frodo: *Gulp*
I even punched a dwarf even if he deserved it
An elfwith a 'tude? You know thats unheard heard of
I wear robes, and I got a cool crown
And my homies agree I really look good in gold, fool.
Boromir: Homies?
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid attention to Saruman in 300 years.
Gasndalf: I don't get it.
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impared
Theres no phones, no radio, no motor cars
Not a single bounderies
Like medevial times, it's as primitive as can be.
Frodo: What are you talking about?
We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
Were just plain and simple elves
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
There's no time for wishin'
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We don't bore we all have fun.
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
chatting with Gandalf, going to the meetings
play games on monday, and one thing and anotha
Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart
Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as Legolas
I'm the wise elf, the little children wanna be like
On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life
So don't be vain, and don't be whinney
Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your hinney.
Lefolas: What is going on?
Frodo: Can i run away?
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
We're all crazy wizards
Livin' in a Magi paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in a Rivendell paradise
you'd probably think it's cool
Livin' in an Rivendell paradise
Elrond: *Back to normal* What happened?
Gandalf: You finally cracked.
