Ok I don't own anything to do with harry Potter ok?
Take this from the end of the last book.
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...All was well... (my ass)
Harry and all of the other parents left Kings Cross talking about what they were planning to do while their children were away at school.
Harry turned to Ginny and smiled, she smiled back at the aging man she once loved. Harry had gotten uglier with age. His hair line was receding already and he had grown rounder because of the world being safe and all that crap. All throughout school You Know Who had kept him on his toes so he needn't to worry about his weight. Now that the world was safe Harry had gotten lazy. Also, because Harry never got any action in bed at all throughout his teen years he was, well, bad between the sheets. Poor Ginny had no idea and thought that he'd get better with time, but sadly for her she thought wrong.
So the now ugly Harry Potter (actually he was always ugly. Let me start again). So the now even uglier Harry potter was as useless as an empty sack of potatoes. Those badly named kids of his, really were not't his. They belonged to some guy that resembled the Harry Potter before he got fat and uglier. Ginny met him in a pub one night that Harry had fallen to sleep during sex. Ever since then Ginny had been meeting up with him regularly to 'catch up'.
"Daddy!" the little Lilly looked up at him.
"Yes?"
The girl giggled as Harry stepped out onto the road not looking where he was going.
"Harry, look where you're going" said Ginny crossly.
"Ginny relax, I'm Harry Potter, I can do any-" just as Harry was about to say 'anything' a car hit him at full speed. For some strange reason the driver didn't even see him, or seem to see him.
The ever so famous Harry Potter lay on the road dead. Yes thats right dead. His body lay all broken and bloody. The driver sped off into the distance. And just for humors sake lets say that the driver was You Know Who. No not the ever so mighty Lord Voldy, it was Ron and Hermione.
"That'll teach him for being such a jerk to us at school" said Ron evilly.
Hermione smirked "Yeah, he was so mean to us. He never even let us take any of the credit. What a meanie."
There, the end of Harry Potter
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