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A/N: There is no 'Jason', it was the only name I could think of..



Mizz, Vamp, and Hikari present,

Mizz, Vamp, and Hikari!

From Bayville, the X-Men! Today: Vampyre interviews Scott Summers

Vampyre: Today let's meet Scott Summers, also known as Cyclops , who has a secret to tell his girlfriend Jean Grey.

Audience: BOOOOO!!!!

Vampyre: So Scott, what's the secret?

Scott: Well, Jean and I have been dating for a while now,...

Vampyre: I didn't *ask* that. What's the secret?

Scott: Well, I've been dating her sister's father-in-law's brother.

Audience: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!

Vampyre: So let's bring out Jean and her dad, shall we?

Jean: You *beep* son of a *beep*! I'll *beep* kill you! *beeeeeeeeeeeep*!

Scott: Jean, are you upset?

Jean: AAAAAAAAAAAAA*beep*AAAAHHHHH!!!

Scott: I take that as a maybe.

Vampyre: So tell us Jean, when did you notice things were not going so well?

Jean: When he *beep* screamed out a guy's name, that's what!

Vampyre: Alriiiiiiiiiigh then, let's bring out Jason!

Audience: QUEER! QUEER! QUEER!

Vampyre: So why are you doing this?

Jason: Doing what? That freak's been following me around for weeks trying to *beep* me. I finally agreed so he would quit.

Vampyre: Is this true, Scott?

Scott: NO!

Jean: Who cares, come here! * hugs Scott*

Vampyre: Awww, so sweet it's disgusting.

I think we all learned something today, and that's that you need a good audience in times like these to shout out obscenities to the freaks we have on stage.

Next time on Mizz, Vamp, and Hikari,

IT's time for Hikari's interview! You have been warned ^_^