The Laws of Mistletoe
"I hate mistletoe."
"Oh, nu duh."
"I also hate you."
"Why? It's not my fault!"
"Yes, it is. You're the one who needed to talk to me about something in a house with a teleporter!"
"Oh come on. It's a Christmas party! I was just asking you to try and smile!"
"And now we're locked in a closet. Best Christmas ever."
"Hey, it is not my fault if Kurt is flashing around with a bunch of mistletoe to hang over people's heads!"
"I don't hear the sounds of you two kissing-!"
"Shut up Scott!"
"Co'mon man, can't you just let us out?"
"Sorry, no can do. I have to obey the laws of mistletoe to you'know. Otherwise I can't steal a Christmas kiss from Jean."
"Jean and Scott, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~."
"Oh real mature you two."
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Scott in a baby carriage!"
"Hey, I don't see you with a girlfriend!"
"Who says I want one?"
"Oh just kiss her already!"
"No!"
"I'm not letting you out till you two kiss, so you might as well get it over with!"
"I'm not kissing her!"
"I'm not kissing him!"
"Well then stay in the closet forever then. I, on the other hand, am going to get some lunch."
"No! Scott, don't you dare leave me here wit-"
"I think he left."
"Oh, you don't say."
"Hey, don't take it out on me!"
"Who else am I going to take it out on? At this rate we're going to be stuck with Kitty's coo-mmph!"
"Happy now?"
"…."
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Can we just get out now?"
"…"
"Huh?"
"You kissed me!"
"OW! Dude, my ear!"
"You just kissed me! In the closet!"
"You just shouted in my ear!"
"That's not even!"
"Oh shut-mmph!"
"Now we're even."
"…"
Click. Creeeakk.
"You could do that the whole time!?"
"Ow! My ear!"
"You just opened the door!"
"Hey, I didn't know they hadn't locked it!"
"Just…just…!"
"Let's never mention this again?"
"Yes. Let's go with that."
A/N: Yay! :3 Christmas one-shot! ^^; so late….
Anyway, I didn't have any set pairing for this, (apart from JeanXScott) so you can just go crazy with whose been locked in the closet… ^^
Oh, and yes, I did used to be Vixen48. I changed my username. ^^
