Fuck!
This was the first thought that ran through Vi's head as she slumped onto her couch.
Shit!
She continued her inner raging as she slowly pulled off her gauntlets, cracking her knuckles and sighing in contentment.
Goddamn it!
Once again Jinx had blown up a portion (a rather large portion) of Piltover. Once again she had done it while giggling like a maniac (appropriate really). Once a-fucking-gain she had evaded Vi's grasp as aggravatingly easily as she always did.
Fuck that bitch!
BZZZZZ
It was her communicator. Cupcake was checking up on her as always. The pinkette smiled a little as she pressed the accept button. "-oney if you could get off me for just one sec-" Eyebrows shot back down moodily as she realised Jayce was visiting Caitlyn at the office again. What seemed like minutes later the static cut off and Cupcake was back again "So how did the mission go?".
"I think you know" Vi replied moodily, upset that Assbag of Tomorrow was probably clinging to her cupcake right now.
"As your senior officer I must demand that attitude be handled when I'm speaking to you" came the rather stern reply. A muffled "I love it when you're bossy like that" could be heard muttered from a certain dickbag in the background.
"Excuuuse me-"
"No excuses, now how did she escape this time?" Vi frowned at the unusually aggressive manner of her superior today...maybe the Dickhead of Tomorrow was rubbing off on her. "Explosions, same as usual"
"..."
"So she may have tricked me into punching a car with someone important in it"
"And that someone was?" The brunette must've been really pissed off this time.
"It might have been the mayor...maybe..."
"I can hear that smartass grin of yours" Caitlyn sighed out. The Enforcer was always difficult to deal with but the sudden introduction of Jinx left the pinkette pissed and irritating. Neither of which were high on the Sheriffs list of features she enjoyed her subordinate having.
"Buuut Cupcake you would not believe his face-" The pinkett's sides were shaking, fighting back giggles at the memory of the mayor's outraged mug.
"Shut it" Came the rather exasperated reply. "Are you ever going to have a single mission completed that doesn't require to me to write a letter of apology to all those involved?"
"If-"
"Don't answer that"
"Well if you'd let me call up some of my contacts-"
"We are not stooping to calling on common criminals to help us-" Vi started grinding her teeth at that.
"Those common criminals just happen to be my friends Caitlyn" The pinkette was honestly shocked that the usually cordial and polite Sheriff was being so cold today. That didn't stop her from aggressively lashing back though, ooooh far from it. She had always been a master of pushing the brunette's buttons and decided to take advantage of that little skill in retaliation for the crap she was getting right now.
"And while on the subject of disappointing friends how about we talk about THE DICKHEAD OF TOMORROW!" the pinkette smirked as she heard the inevitable "I heard that!".
"If you're going to be childish then this conversation is ov-" the brunette knew Vi hatedbeing called a goddamn child, but the pinkette was distracted before she could lash back by a blue flash blurring by her window.
" 'Scuse me Cupcake, but we're going to have to continue this later...I think I just saw some bitch at my window"
The Sheriff just sighed and hung up. Turning to her male compatriot she smiled slyly "Do you think you can get rid of some of this stress Defender of Tomorrow?". "Gladly" came the reply, as Jayce skulked over with a lecherous grin. Caitlyn grinned as she closed the distance between them, seductively swaying her hips the whole way. "Well lets see some of those renowned Power Slams in action huh?" she whispered as she began unbuttoning his suit. Jayce shivered at that, curse the Sheriffs sexy goddamn voice. He had always had a superiority complex and this feeling of being dominated by the Sheriff shouldhave annoyed him. But all it did was give him goosebumps and a raging erection.
While the two Piltoverians got down and dirty something very different was happening on the other side of Piltover. A very crazy kind of different. An almost maniacal kind of different.
"What."
"The."
"Actual."
"Fuck."
Every word was snarled out of the pinkett's mouth, almost intimidating the grinning psychopath standing in her doorway. Her answer came with a little hip wiggle and a smart-ass wave.
"Hey Fathands!"
So if you read this far, first of all thanks :3
Second of all this is my first fanfic and even though I am aware my writing needs polishing and help and blah blah blah, I'm still posting this. But I would absolutely love any feedback, helpful or otherwise ;p
If you've guessed already I have never written anything besides a school project novel so my writing skills do need polishing and I know that, I hope to improve with practice and criticism.
Anyway onto story stuff, these chapters will probably be dished out weekly, and will probably grow larger every time. I have a habit of starting simple. The next chapter will be many times longer (and fistier) than this one because of reasons. Story is based on my own twisted shipping fantasies and an overall disappointing lack of good fanfic coverage of Jinx, Vi and Caitlyn without lore twisting, though I do love me some of these stories.
I think that's it, K bye 3
