Lolz 1st Chapterness I am a new writer so please be gentle

This is after the Chuunin exams and everyone(except for gaara) is at the bridge. When suddenly Gaara gets an idea.

Bold:Experssions

Italic: thoughts/demons

Underline:Actions

(These):Single actions

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Everyone is on the bridge bored off their asses.

Naruto:Im bored.

Kiba: yeah its so gay.

Neji:yeah we could make it fun(inches arm around hinata)

Hinata:(screams bloody murder) what the fuck are you doing?

Neji:(puts hands to sides quickly) nothing...

Sasuke: i wonder what that guy who whooped my ass is doing.

Naruto: You mean Gaara.

Gaara is sitting in his room listening to some tunes like everyone else bored off his ass.

Gaara:IM FUCKING BORED.

Temari:(runs in room) whats wrong gaara.

Gaara:Im bored as all hell anything would entertain me.

Temari:(puts her hands on his legs) we can fix that.smile

Gaara:GET THE FUCK OFF ME(jumps to the ceiling)

Kankuro:(peeking through the crack in the door) i wish temari would touch me like that.sob

Temari:Friends end boredom really fast.

Gaara:I GOT IT!!!

Temari: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA FU-

Gaara: NOOOOOO!!!!

Back to Naruto and the gang.

Sakura: I want to go someplace fun

Naruto:lets go to my house(And have an orgy ohh yes sakura)drool

Sakura: naruto are you ok

Naruto: Sakura touch me again

Sakura:(goes PMS) WHAT THE FUCK NARUTO YOU WEIRDO(punches him in the nuts)

Naruto:Owieee(falls into a coma)

Gaara falls in front of them with a boom cracking the earth beneath him. He pulls his headphones down making his music hearable to all.

Sasuke:(screams like a girl and runs behind neji)

Gaara: I heard you guys are bored.

Neji: Fuck yeah were bored.Why are you asking?

Gaara: lets all go to my house

No one says anything.

Gaara:sexy voice I have a hottub

Girls freak out and run to him. The Guys just stand there staring.

Gaara: (says blankly) My sister will be joining us.

All guys crowd to Gaara except for kiba.

Lee: yeah your sisters hotdrool

Neji: why are you not coming kiba?

Kiba: i got some stuff to do.

Everyone: bye kiba

They all arrive at Gaara to see Gaaras very Beatiful and very busty sister...in a bikini.

Neji: OH LORDY

Naruto:(starts to pant)

Sasuke: holy shit

Tenten: wow

Everyone looks at her in confusion. While temari hugs her brother in fear pressing her boobs into his face.

Gaara:muffled voice i cant breath

Temari:enjoy it gaara

Gaara:(begins to flail his arms till he gets out of her grip.)You scare me.

As soon as they watch this odd display of sibling love they all run to the hottub.

Gaara:(sits next to Ino and wraps his arm around her)sexy voice why hello there.

Ino smiles and shudders slightly. Naruto tries the same trick on sakura but gets smoked by her fist.Neji tries the same trick on hinata but gets pushed away.

Hinata: Neji im your cousin.

Neji: so

Hinata: (Grapples Naruto pressing her breasts against him)

Naruto:(Grabs her,smiles and shudders)

Neji: im going to go check on kiba

Two hours later.

Gaara:I just thought of something we could do.

Chouji:What?

Gaara:Lets go p-

Gaara gets cut off by neji running toward them screaming.

Neji: Everyone...

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So ends the first chapter be gentle please. Next chapter is weird sorry kiba fans.