A/N: This is just a cute little two-shot as an apology for not being able to update soon. Could be read as a one shot if there is to be a second shot depends on how many reviews I get. I will also be updating Married to a Mummy soon. I kind of got the idea after watching Raw stand up by Eddie Murphy.

"It's not their nature to fool around... but when they do they're going to do it classy." - Eddie Murphy Raw

Naruto sat at the dinning room table. Sipping a glass of wine. A lovely meal along the table with a half empty bottle of wine. Naruto is dressed in a nice dress suit looking as beautiful as ever, but sadly it was ruined by the depressed look that he wore as he gazed at the clock.

3:00 AM. Naruto sighed as he got up and began putting away the food. Then make his way to the bedroom bring the bottle of wine with him. He got undressed and took a soothing bath to calm his nerves. Downing his wine before getting out.

He got into bed and began to cry. Sasuke hade forgotten their anniversary and was probably at Sakura's again. Naruto started crying harder. To think Sasuke could at least not cheat on him during their anniversary!

Naruto became enraged. That's it! He was tired of this! Naruto whipped away his tears. He was done with crying over Sasuke! He was tired of him walking all over him! He was tired of getting hurt! He was tired of it all! That's it! It's about time Naruto got even.

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Naruto awoke to the sound of his alarm going off. He look to the other side of the bed and notice it was untouched. He gave an exasperated sigh 'Sasuke didn't come home last night.' Naruto thought sadly before smiling. 'No matter he'll get his soon.' he thought merrily. Quickly leaning over to grab his phone typing in the number.

He listen to the dial tone until he heard someone pick up on the other side:

"Hello" Hinata voice over the phone.

"Hey Hinata it's Naruto do you think you could come over?"

"Sure I'll be right over. Just give me half an hour."

Naruto got up and began to prepare for her arrival. He took a shower, got dress and started on breakfast. Making a nice pot of tea because he knew Hinata preferred it over coffee.

When he was just about finish making the plates he heard a ring at the door "It's open!" Naruto called out. Hinata walked in with a smile "Hey Naruto." Hinata called out locking the front door behind her. She took a seat at the table. Naruto place a plate of food in front her. "Thank you." Hinata said.

Naruto said down as well gripping tightly to his cup of tea. Getting slightly nervous about telling Hinata his plan. Hinata notice the gesture. "Naruto? What's on your mind?" She ask. Naruto took a deep breath and a large gulp of tea to calm himself before speaking. Hinata waited patiently.

"Well Hinata you know how Sasuke..." Naruto said making hand gestures hoping Hinata would get what he meant. Her face showed recognization before hardening. She nodded. She hated so much how Sasuke treated Naruto he deserved so much better.

"Well I decided to get even." Naruto said. Hinata gave a confused look "Get even?" She repeated confuse. Naruto sighed he seem to be doing that a lot lately "I mean... C..Cheat on him..." Naruto said slowly. Hinata didn't seem to react for awhile until she suddenly broke out into a smile. "Good for you Naruto! When! With who! Can I help! It's about time you got him back!" She continued to ramble.

Naruto was a little taken aback by her reaction he knew she didn't like Sasuke but damn he never expected her to be this happy! It was actually kind of scary. "Okay, Okay, I need your help anyway that's why I called you." Naruto said calming Hinata down.

"Okay, What's your plan." Hinata ask on the edge of her seat. "Well I figured this weekend. I'll tell Sasuke you and I are going on an Island vacation together. Then when we get there we'll split up and go our own way I figure just have a weekend with someone else." Naruto explain to Hinata. Who nodded her head in understanding.

"Okay, makes sense. Now let's go." Hinata said getting out her seat and getting ready to leave. "Wait. What? Not now!" Naruto said jumping up. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Of course silly! Were going shopping you don't honestly expect to go on vacation without new clothes?" She said excitedly. Naruto smiled at her grabbing his wallet as he followed her out.

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Naruto walked back in the house carrying his shopping bags. He stopped in his tracks seeing Sasuke watching TV on the couch. He probably just got back from some bitches house. Naruto's face reflected his anger until he whipped it away with a fake smile.

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto said his unusual cheery voice. Sasuke gave a confuse look. Naruto was never this cheery when he came home. "Hey Naruto, What's got you so happy?" Sasuke ask. "Oh nothing Hinata and I were thinking we would go to Jamaica together this weekend." Naruto 'casually' brought up.

'Oh that explains it! Of course he would be happy about a vacation. Wait this could be good for me. If Naruto's gone all weekend then I don't have to worry about sneaking around.' A smile spread across his face. But he couldn't seem like he wanted Naruto to leave. He put on his best fake smile.

"You want me to go with you?" Sasuke ask 'please say no. Please say no. Please say no...' "No, I think it's just going to be me and Hinata we haven't done something like this for awhile." Naruto said. Hoping Sasuke wouldn't ask again. "Okay, bring me back a souvenir." Sasuke replied. Naruto nodded before making his way to bed to get some rest. He had a long weekend a head of him.

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Naruto and Hinata sat in the airplane talk to each other on their way to Jamaica. "What are we going to do first when we get there?" Hinata ask. "It will be pretty late when we get there. So we probably get some sleep it will be Friday then. Well spend the day together then part ways. We'll meet back at the hotel Sunday so we can leave Monday." Naruto said. "Okay makes since." Hinata said. Before getting back comfortable.

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When Naruto and Hinata got to Jamaica it was about 2:00AM Friday morning. They made it to the hotel and went to sleep for a few hours. They were up by 10:00AM. They decided to go sight seeing then get something to eat. They went see Dunn's River Falls for a few hours. Then made their way to the Bob Marley Museum.

For a few hours. By then they were hungry and stop by Zimbali's Mountain Cooking Studio the lowest anything on the menu being 50 dollars (Making sure to use Sasuke's credit card for everything). Then made their way back to the hotel Sandels Ochi. Hinata yawned in exhaustion upon entry falling onto her bed. Sighing at the contact of soft sheets. Naruto looked in the mirror getting ready to go back out. Hinata gave a shocked look.

"You still have energy to go out! Where do you get it all!" Hinata ask. Naruto chuckled at her words. "I'll be back Sunday!" he said loudly before leaving a smiling Hinata behind.

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Naruto walked across the beach his flip flops in his hand thinking everything over. Could he really do it? Could he cheat on Sasuke? Even if he was a bastard should Naruto do it? Why was Naruto so concern about Sasuke? Sasuke was never concern about him! If he was he would never have cheated on him!

Tears began to run down Naruto's eyes as he looked at the moon reflecting off the ocean water. He looked up at the sky seeing more stars in the sky then ever before. Naruto had never seen stars like this in New York. It was really beautiful, but Naruto was unable to enjoy it with the thoughts running through his head.

"What's a beautiful boy like you doing by himself on the island of love." Naruto suddenly heard from a deep husky voice. It was a man with dark tan skin and wild black hair. He had two red upside down triangles under his deep chocolate eyes. He had a kind smile on his face.

"This is the island for lovers you should be being held right now. What you crying about." He asked kindly. Naruto gave a week smile. "I'm having some problems with my boyfriend and just came down here to think it over." Naruto said not knowing why he saying all this to a complete stranger. He just seem like any easy person to tell your problem to.

Suddenly the man look angry "Well tell me what hotel your man's staying at and I'll go over there and tell him you treat a lover like royalty! If you were my man I'd make love to you constantly! What hotel is this man staying in!" He shouted as if personally offended.

Naruto was a little taken aback as a blush covered his face and he gave a sad smile before answering "Well he's back in New York." Naruto answer a fleeting smile graces Kiba's face.

"Is that so? Well my names Kiba. If you would like we could talk about it over a drink at my place." Kiba offered. Naruto didn't really know what to say. It was obvious he was hitting on me. It could very well lead to what I wanted. But was it really what I wanted. Well makes no sense turning back now.

Naruto took Kiba's hand "I'm Naruto and yes I'd like to come with you." Naruto said. Kiba's feral grin widened even more. They walked off hand and hand. Once they got to his house Naruto took a seat on the comfy couch and Kiba went to the kitchen he got a bottle of wine stone's original. Putting on some Bob Marely music.

They talked about random things while they drank slowly getting drunker and drunker. By their fifth bottle both were chuckly dizzy. They were close enough to bump shoulders. Laughing hysterically at the stories shared between them. They bumped and toppled each other. Empty wine glasses falling to the floor. Kiba falling on top of Naruto.

Their lips inches apart. Naruto's already flush cheeks darkened. They slowly leaned into each other until their lips connected. Kiba lick Naruto's lips asking for entrance which he was granted. Naruto gave a soft moan. It had been so long since he had any intimate contact from anyone.

Sasuke had all but abandon him in that area of their relationship much like everything else, but this wasn't really the time to be thinking about that. He had to focus at the task at hand. Bob Marely playing in the background as they continued.

Could you be loved and be loved?

Could you be loved and be loved? x2

Don't let them fool ya,

Or even try to school ya! Oh no! x2

We've got a mind of our own,

So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right!

Love would never leave us alone

A-yin the darkness there must come out to light

Kiba ran his strange over the roof of Naruto's mouth exploring it. Naruto's drunken hazed mind didn't notice when Kiba's hand sunk lower into his pants and began jerking him off. Pulling away long enough to remove their clothes.

Could you be loved and be loved?

Could you be loved and be loved?

Love your brother man

Don't let them change ya oh!

Or even rearrange ya! Oh no!

Kiba's lower his head to Naruto's chest licking a path to his length. Engulfing him in one fell swoop. Naruto arched his back at the touch. How could he ever second guess this? This was amazing. Or maybe it was just the alcohol talking?

We've got a life to live

They say only-only the fittest of the fittest

shall survive stay alive! Eh!

Could you be loved and be loved?

Could you be loved and be loved? x2

Naruto was so lost in pleasure he didn't even notice the first finger being put in. Though he whimpered in slight pain at the third. Arching his back and giving a blissful cry at his sweet spot being hit.

Say something x9

Say something

Reggae, reggae

Say something

Rocker, Rocker x2

Say something

Say something x2

Uh! Say something come on!

Kiba continued his ministration for awhile before pulling out. Naruto whimpered at the lost of contact. Kiba smiled seductively lifting Naruto's hips up aliening himself up with his entrance.

"Ready?" He ask. Naruto gave a nod of approval. Kiba pushed in slowly pausing every now and again to let Naruto adjust. Naruto wrapped his arms around Kiba. Digging his nails into his back as Kiba began to move. It was slow at first. Then he began to pick up pace. Going harder and faster. Soon they were rutting like wild animals.

Naruto was first to cum. Kiba followed soon after Kiba laid on the couch next to Naruto as they bathed in the after glow. They curled together falling asleep in each others arms.