Emmett Goes to the Beach

"Woo!" Emmett shouted as he ran up to the water. Rosalie followed. Looking very, very, annoyed and embarrassed. Emmett jumped and splashed around, looking like the idiot he was. He even had a blow-up duck around his waist. This was the Cullen family vacation at Isle Esme. Jacob waded into the water with Renesmee (Now physically a six-year-old) to help her learn to swim. Emmett took the opportunity; he walked up right behind them, and sent a wave of water crashing over. Renesmee had fun with that; Jacob was just annoyed. Next on the list: Carlisle and Esme. They were wading out into the deeper water. He swam up right in front of them, and splashed a big wave over them too. Esme raised her eyebrows, and Carlisle gave a very threatening look. Emmett smiled meekly, and took off before the consequences could catch up to him. Next was Jasper and Alice. He began walking towards them, but Alice turned around before he got within five feet of them.

"Emmett Cullen, don't you even think about splashing us, or so help me I'll dislocate your head," she told him. Jasper gave him a kind of told you so look, then he and Alice walked off. Stupid psychic pixie just has to ruin my fun. Humph, he thought. Rosalie was lounging on the beach, with sunglasses on. Why she had sunglasses, nobody knows.

"Hey babe!" he called. She lifted the sunglasses off, so he could see her roll her eyes. He kept walking up.

"Emmett, when will your annoyingness end?" she asked. He smiled with pride.

"When the Volturi die. Ha, that'll be the day," he replied. She rolled her eyes yet again. He walked off to get Edward and Bella. Okay, Emmett. Keep your mind off the sand you're about to dump on them. Think of Rose… yeah, old Eddy won't see anything out of place with that. Think of the tiny little bikini she has on… he thought, walking up with a bucket of sand. Poor Emmett. He'd never lose his perverted personality. Luckily for him, it worked. Edward didn't realize the terrible fate that awaited his precious hair. The sand was poured slowly, to make the act more torturous. Then, when the bucket was empty, Emmett really had to take off running. Edward took off after him, and Bella and Rosalie just cracked up. From there it was anyone's fight. Of course, Edward could know exactly what he would do, but Emmett was stronger. Eventually everyone headed inside, but nobody had lost their fight yet. So the Edward/Emmett charade continued in the rain. By the time everyone was leaving to hunt, Esme had to come out and drag them inside. Jacob and Renesmee were sitting at the table, eating their spaghetti.

"Okay, so are Edward and Emmett in condition to hunt?" Alice asked speculatively. The boys nodded, and the vampires took off to hunt.

"I still never got to splash Jasper or Alice or Bella…" Emmett said, crossing his arms and pouting. Everyone groaned.

"Emmett, you're never coming to the beach again!" Rosalie said. Everyone laughed. That was Emmett's last day at the beach.