Tris' POV
"Hey ChrissyWissy!" Uriah says as Christina walks over to the breakfast table. Everyone laughs at Uriah's new nickname for Christina. Well everyone except Christina she just glares at him. So Uriah says says with mock seriousness and concern, " Did little ChrissyWissy wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?"
"Very funny, Uriah" Christina says coldly.
"Or did you not wake up on your bed at all, this morning?" Uriah says smiling
"I KNEW IT WAS YOU" Christina starts to get up.
Uriah just runs away screaming, "SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!" I didn't know what he meant until Zeke and Marlene start running away too.
"What happened?" We all ask in unison. When I say "we" I mean me, Tobias, Shauna, Will and Lynn.
"Last night I went to Will's place to get my favourite nail polish because I left it at his place, so I went and got it but when I went back to my apartment but the door was locked and I couldn't get in. But I was really tired so I slept outside the door. When I woke up I heard the door open and I saw my apartment. It was a complete and utter nightmare. All my makeup was in my clothes wardrobe and all my clothes were in my makeup wardrobe and there was a box." We all gasps with fake seriousness. Christina just glares at us. "So I opened it because it was addressed to me and then then all these electronic moths flew out! I didn't know they were fake until they stopped flying." She shudders at the thought but everyone else can't contain their laughter.
"Moths?" repeats Will. "You're afraid of moths?"
"Not a cloud of moths," she says, "like a swarm of them. Everywhere. All those wings and legs and..." She shudders again and shakes her head.
"Terrifying." Will says with mock seriousness. "That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls."
"On, shut up." We all laugh again.
"We should go and find Uriah, Zeke and Marlene." I say, nobody disagrees so we go look for them.
Eventually we find them hiding in Zeke's apartment in a wardrobe.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL US, WELL PREFERBLY ME..." Marlene and Zeke slap Uriah and mutter pansycake. "OWW! OK DON'T KILL ANY OF US WE WERE BORED AND HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO!"
"FINE, I WON'T KILL YOU, YET, JUST SHUT UP!" Christina says.
"Where the hell did you get electronic moths from?" Will asks. Once an Erudite, always an Erudite.
"From this wardrobe to be precise." Zeke says slapping the wardrobe they hid in. Uriah whispered something in Zeke's ear. Zeke smiles and turns to us.
"I know this is gonna sound completely insane but Uriah just had a good idea." Zeke says with shock. We all gasp.
"OH NO IT'S A START OF A APOCALYPSE. EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!" Christina screams imitating Uriah. Every bursts out laughing apart from Uriah.
"That hurts. That hurts right here, Christina." Uriah says pointing at his heart with fake hurt. Then everyone starts laughing again including Uriah.
"Okay everyone back to my amazing idea. How about we all play Candor or Dauntless?" Everyone nods their heads.
"Wait a sec, just a quickie, what is Candor or Dauntless?" I ask. Everyone stares at me with shock.
" Abnegation remember?" I say.
" It's basically truth or dare. If you choose Candor you have to answer a question truthfully and if you choose Dauntless you have to do a dare." Christina finally says.
" And if you're a pansycake and don't wanna do the truth or dare you have to remove one article of clothing. Socks and shoes don't count!" Uriah says.
We all sit in a circle and I sit next to Tobias and Christina. Tobias wraps his arm around me and I put my head on his shoulder. We hear a load of 'aww's and a 'PDA' from Lynn and I turn bright red.
"So who's gonna start?" Tobias says, trying to turn the attention away from us.
"ME! So are all you pansycakes ready?" Uriah asks and we all groan at the word 'pansycake'.
"That's never coming back" Lynn says.
