DISCLAIMER: This is based off of real events on Roblox and my memory. Apologies for any inaccuracies shown in the story, I researched the topic the best that I could, and this was done as a third party perspective. While the characters are very real in the group, they DO NOT represent their actual personalities on Roblox nor in real life. They are all very nice people.

Everything is satire.

And I do not own American Airlines, obviously.


March 23rd, 2016

"Hold short." A voice echoed in the cockpit.

"North Wales Tower, American Airlines Flight 123 is ready for takeoff, request back-track."

"Cleared takeoff Runway 19, American Airlines Flight 123."


I wiped my forehead and looked out to the horizon. The crisp cold air brushed against the fuselage as I glanced at my co-pilot, Dev. He flexing his muscles at his reflection on the windshield. Suddenly, I couldn't tell if the whole plane smelled like curry or if it was just me.

The sunset beamed through the misty clouds as we moved across the runway. I looked around and saw the flight instruments glow like Christmas lights. The striped polyester seats kept a nice and simple touch.

"Don't be so tense, you'll be fine. In AA, everyone is chill." said Matt, one of the Senior Captains.

"Matt, are we meeting up this weekend?" Dev turned around and asked JJ.

"Might not, I'm going to Ohio to visit my cousins."

"Aight."

Matt sat back at the jump seat. He hastily scribbled on his clipboard to evaluate me. Though, he drew a dinosaur out of boredom. He crossed his legs and sighed, then texted his friends on Skype.

JJ78F: yo im testing this new guy with james, wish me luck lol
Uninvolved: who is it?
JJ78F: some guy named drake
ifJaden: lmao what kind of name is that
ifJaden: what if he's autistic
Uninvolved: i heard he's a big fan of Drake too

I brought out my iPhone and blasted Find Your Love. I'm a huge Drake fan, but if there's someone that I like better, it's the Weeknd. I would kill to go to one of their concerts, especially in the "6ix". I turned up the volume to three-quarters to max.

JJ78F: omfg he's playing Drake music too
Uninvolved: he's already [[[[[fired]]]]]
Uninvolved: jk

ifJaden: LOL
JJ78F: we're taking off, bye

I climbed to 35,000 feet, I made it to cruising. Matt called the flight attendant. "Hey Jen, could you serve dinner to the passengers please?"

"Yeah, sure thing." Jenny answered.

She pushed the trolley down the aisle and walked to the first Admirals Club member sat not far from where she was standing. A disgruntled dark-skinned boy with greasy hair looked at her and furrowed his eyebrows.

"Eyy, if I had a dollar, I would eat that ass out like an omelette. Can I have some of that snatch?"

"I'm sorry, we don't serve that." The other First Class passengers bursted out laughing while she proceeded to move down the cabin. "Careful now, we don't want to deploy the oxygen masks."

20 minutes later, she called Matt. "Uhh, Matt? Why are we having a flight in the first place when the captain is a trainee and an intern being a first officer?"

"..No clue. I just realized that. Let's not tell Andy." Matt replied. He hung up the phone and turned to me. "Hey Drake, we're clear to land now."

"Oh, okay." Dev and I started to follow the landing checklist and told Dev to turn on the flaps so we could have a lower approach speed and a steeper angle of descent, then the gear as we went closer to the runway.


"North Wales Tower, this is Boeing 737."

"Boeing 737, North Wales Tower, go ahead." said air traffic control.

"American Airlines Flight 123 is two miles East 2,000'. Inbound for landing."

"Cleared Straight in Runway one nine. Report crossing the freeway."

"American Airlines Flight 123."


We taxi toward the gate and carefully lined up with the jetway. A couple minutes later, we came to a halt. Dev slapped my back and said "Nice job, I didn't think we would make it out alive, haha."

"Yeah, you were great. I'm guessing you had some experience before." said Matt, while not making eye contact with me.

"I was actually one of the founders of AA in 2014. Then, when the owner gave it away I left, then I came back in 2015 and left in January when I felt it was too much trouble." I replied.

"Uhh, alright." Matt muttered as he continues to text away.

Dev took the microphone and offered it to me, "Wanna do the final announcement?"

I hesitated "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain Drake, and welcome back to North Wales International Airport. Local time is 11:55 PM and the temperature is 10 degrees celsius. On behalf of American Airlines and the entire crew, I'd like to thank you for joining us on this trip and we are looking forward to seeing you on board again in the near future. Have a nice night!"


After the passengers have disembarked the aircraft, Matt, Jenny, Dev and I also exited and walked through Arrivals the gate. Matt stopped us halfway with some good news.

"Check your ranks." he said with a smirk.

Dev and I refreshed the group page on our phones, then we looked up each other with smiles. We were finally promoted to captains. Dev went to Matt and give him a high five. Jenny went to hug Matt as well.

"Thanks bro, you're the best." said Dev.

"No problem. Now Drake, let's introduce you to the other staff. Follow me." Matt and Dev walked away from me, while they snapchatted with their friends. Jenny walked away in another direction with her suitcase, probably to go home.

I took off my overcoat and shook it vigorously, straightened my tie, smoothed out my uniform and wiped my shoes with a handkerchief. I couldn't do anything with the stubble on my face, but all in all I looked fairly presentable. I followed the others after buttoning up my overcoat and they led me to a briefing room. Here, three other guys stood up as we walked through the door.

"Hi, welcome." They all said. I shook each of their hands.

One of them came up and pointed me to other guy. "I'm Andy, the Vice President. And this sperry fairy of a Senior Advisor is Jaden." He paused for a bit. "I support Trump, and if you bash him in any way, my bigotry and I will kick out of the group. Got it?". He chuckled. "I'm kidding, maybe."

Jaden was on his tip toes to reach a book. I grabbed it from the shelf and gave it to him.

"Thanks." he muttered. Jaden looked away and chatted to Andy and Matt.

A few minutes later, all five of us left the room and walked around the terminal. We stopped in front of a giant A321.

"Drake, welcome to American Airlines." We talked for a bit when a little boy with a Nerf gun jumped around and ran up to us.

"What the hell?! I missed the damn flight! I want another one now! ASAP!" the boy screamed and threw a tantrum on the floor.

Andy snapped his fingers and the boy disappeared. "Kids, they just never learn. Anybody wanna go to Headlines before we fly back to Dallas? It's a new bar downtown." We all agreed.

After we left North Wales, another passenger who missed his flight was standing at check-in. He looked around and stood there, even though the airport is closed.

"Hello?" he yelled. "Anyone there? I want a ticket!"

"Hello?!"


What happens next? Who's gonna show up later? I honestly don't know...