AN: First for those of you who read hit. I know from killing someone to absurdness. My mood swings even astound me.
Fin the fish and Old Macdonalds farm.
*-Lies- Oh my god it's a talking chicken
Alex- Of course it is, this is old Macdonald's farm after all
Lies- But what are we doing at old Macdonald's farm? And aren't you a fictional character created by Anthony Horowitz?
Alex- Jeez, shout it out for the whole world to hear. I am undercover you know. If you keep talking I'm gonna be caught out.
Lies-Ohhh... who are you spying on?
Alex- You
Lies- Oh… that makes sense... wait, what?
Alex- Oh my god, is everyone as dumb as you are in this strange non-fictional world?
Lies- *Frowns* Actually this world shouldn't be strange considering Anthony Horowitz made you live and spy in all real places... well I doubt there is actually a terrorist training ground where you were but... eh you never know.
Alex- You are annoying
Lies- *Smiles sunnily* Of course I am! How else am I going to get people to notice me?
Alex- You could be nice
Lies- But it's more fun being annoying, you try it
Alex- Actually, I think I'm going to edge away over towards the pigs
Lies- *Huffs* Well you're no fun...
Goes to stand on the other side of the large field they had been standing in
Sabina suddenly appears
A large group of Sabina haters suddenly appears
Sabina haters- Die Sabina-devil die!
They charge her with fake wooden swords and javelins
Sabina squeals annoyingly- Ahhh!!! What did I ever do to you?!!
Sabina haters- Exist!!!
Lies watches them run maniacally around the field
A small triangle flag with the words 'Go Sabina haters!' suddenly appears in her hand as well as one of those giant hands with a number one on them on the other. Behind her a set of bleachers appears
She starts cheering
Alex suddenly appears beside her
Alex- What are you doing?
Lies- Now whose dumb? I'm cheering on the Sabina haters of course
Alex- Why?
Lies shrugs
Lies- I have nothing better to do
Sabina runs past them only one dangerously sharp stiletto on, the other in her hand as she threatens the Sabina haters with it
Lies winces
Lies- Ooh that's gotta hurt
A large hoard of Sabina lovers suddenly appears
An all out war begins
Lies as she ducks a flying lipstick- Soooo... who are you spying on next?
Alex shrugs
Alex- Some famous rock star who wants to blow up little babies
Lies- Fun
Alex- Yep
Lies- You bored
Alex-Yep
Lies- Me too
Alex- Only boring people get bored
Lies- Huh?
Alex shrugs- Someone insignificant told me that once
Lies- I guess it makes sense... not really though
Alex- Yeah
Lies- This one shot should probably end shouldn't it?
Alex- It is getting boring... But then again it's been boring from the start
Goldfish appears- Water! Must have water!
Lies- Here you go *Suddenly holding fish bowl in hands*
Goldfish- Thanks, my name is Fin by the way
Alex- Original
Fin- Well when you live for a thousand million years and you're the first goldfish to ever become someone's pet you'll think it's original too!
Lies- You've lived for a thousand million years?
Fin- In two point three seconds I will have
Lies- Cool
Fin *Smug* Very
Tom suddenly appears- Hi everyone!
Lies, Alex and Fin, plus all the battling Sabina haters and lovers- Hi Tom! *Sabina related people go back to battling*
Lies- *Sings* Hey Tooomm…?
Tom- *Looking at Lies* Yes mysterious, insane looking stranger?
Lies- Do you want a… waffle castle?! *Lies pulls a gigantic, life-sized waffle castle from her pocket*
Tom- *Looking at Lies strangely* Nooo…
Lies- Are you sure? *Waves waffle castle temptingly (and dangerously)*
Tom- Yeeess…
Lies- Alright *Waffle castle disappears*
-Lies yawns-
Lies- I'm kinda tired, I think I'm gonna… *Lies yawns and stretches* …Gonna go to bed
Lies- *Waves to everyone* Bye everyone! *Skips off down the yellow brick road, singing happily*
Lies- *Trips and falls*
Lies- *Scream*
*Lies gets up, looking around, embarrassed*
Lies- No one saw that, okay?
Everyone, as they try to hold back hysterical laughter- Okay Lies!
Lies- *Pouts getting to her feet* Bye! *Runs away*
Alex, Tom and Fin the fish- Bye!
Alex- Come on Tom, I'm bored, let's go get chocolate chip sundaes.
Tom- *Grins* Okee-doke
Everything suddenly goes black and as this silly, rambling role play ends… bloodcurdling screams are heard
AN: Mwah ha ha ha!!! I'm such an idiot. I don't blame anyone who did not make it this far, or who didn't even click on at all.
When I first started reading fanfiction I used to avoid these kinds of things like they were a new form of the plague… I called it… roleplaysandoneshotswillmakemedie-itis!
But thanks to my change of schools and the consequent gaining of friends that might be slightly insane, I have found that deep down I will always have a spot for corny, wannabe funny role plays… in other words, the role plays I write. Everything else is great.
Soooo…. Those that did make it, congratulations! I'm glad you did not die of roleplaysandoneshotswillmakemedie-itis.
I'm very happy for you all and if you want to make me even happier by commenting on my possibly (very much so) demented role play I'd be very pleased, even if it's just to ramble or tell me it's horrible.
Thanks for reading, Lies.
