Welcome to Naraku's Journal!

Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha. (sobs) I also don't own skittles or the songs "Man I feel like a woman" and "I'm a Barbie Girl".

A/n Hello welcome to Naraku's Journal! I have now got this new story up because my old one's got deleted.(cries) I have no idea why. On with thy story.

Ch.1- I hate spiders!

Day 1 entry 1 - It's not easy being the villian of the story. I mean come on! I show up randomly challenging Inuyasha only to have my butt kicked again! Why must a evil person such as me suffer so? And being pretty too! .

Day 1 entry 2- Kagura came in. She is so hot! Well anyways she came to inform me that Kanna had found the Skittles again. O.O OMG nooooooooo!

Why Kanna of all people. Must go find her.

Day 1 entry 3- Found Kanna.(shivers) She was singing " Man I feel like a woman!"eating Skittles, and drinking Pepsi thinking it was beer. Kohaku was strapped to a chair. I'm guessing he was invited against his will to a tea party. Poor soul. I will have to unstrap him in a min.

Day 1 entry 4- Oh no... Kanna has invited me to her tea party.

Oh um i'm busy um maybe some other time Kanna. She just nodded and started her tea party without me. I have never run so fast in my life.

Day 1 entry 5- I feel as though i'm forgeting something... hmmmm I can't remeber. But I need a drink. Fast.

Day 1 entry 6- Oh now I remeber! Kohaku! Well no helping him now. I'm not going back in there for at least a month. Ahhhhhh beer. I need to kill something. I know just the thing to. Ohhhh Barney... (holds sword)

Day 2 entry 7- Went on a search for Barney. I found Inuyasha instead. Lucky me. -.- Inuyasha is the most idiotic being on the planet. A rock is smarter than Inuyasha. If I had 1 dollar for every time Inuyasha did something competly stupid I would have lots and lots of dollars.

Day 2 entry 8- Wow its a miracle! Inuyasha and his little groupies just walked past me. I feel like jumping for joy! EIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Day 2 entry 9- A SPIDER!A SPIDER!A SPIDER! EIKKKKKKK! GET IT AWAY! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME BE! OH KAMI-SAMA HELP ME!

Day 2 entry 10- (Wheezing)OMG a spider! God I hate spiders...(winces) Why do you think I cut off the spider mark on my back! Why do you think I dress up as a albino baboon? It's because I freaking hate spiders!

Day 3 entry 11- Saw Sesshoumaru today. Gods is he sexy! But the missing arm is a turn off. -.- Oh well we can't all be perfect. But I am...or not. Must'nt dwell on it any longer I need to check on the castle.

Day 3 entry 12- Went home...Kanna still in room. I have decided to check on Kagura first.

Day 3 entry 13- Kagura wasn't in her room so I went to my magic mirror to find out where Kagura whent.

Day 4 entry 14- Found Kagura. She was making out with Sesshoumaru on his bed. Left to check on Kanna and poor Kohaku.

Day 5 entry 15- Checked up on Kanna. She somehow had found my sugar stash...O.O... Oh God No. She was singing i'm a Barbie girl. She's scary. Sneaked Kohaku out. I don't think he will ever be mentallly okay again. Oh boy I can feel the headache coming already. Why must I suffer so. ;.; Poor me.

Day 6 entry 16- Rin came over hyper off sugar to play with Kanna. Oh gods I can't handle one much less two! Kohaku has the right idea. He left. And so will I.

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