Day time: Uh... What just happened? @_@'
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Daxter: Bad news people... -_-'
Jak: The crazy Shark, has returned... -_-'
Shark: Hello-hello again! This is Shark with a companion fic to Vivian's club. In this fic,
Jak falls in love with Daxter; in his ottsel form! ^_^
Daxter: WHAAT???!!!! @_@ JAKINLOVEWITHME?!!! DON'TTELLMETHAT'STHEBIGPLAN?!!! @_@
Shark: Yes it is! :D
Daxter: OHMYECO!!! *fell onto a couch*
Jak: Hold the communicator! First, you've got me stripping to glory!
*a whistel was herd in the background*
Jak: And now you are making me GAY?! @_@'
Shark: As a blue bird in spring time! ^_^
Jak: OHMYECO! -_-' WHYME?!!
Shark: Cause you're the hott one! -^_^-
Daxter: We SHOULD be thankful Jak, *whispered* She could of made this fic YAOI! @_@'
Jak: Good thing. Oh how I would hate to.... -_-'
Daxter: Please Jak! Don't make me feel any sicker than I already have! -_-'
Jak: Right!
Shark: Anyway, Jak, Daxter and all of the other characters are Naughty dawg's!
Jak and Daxter: THANK GOD!!!! ^o^'
Shark: And Viv's mine...... On with the fic!
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*sung to the Rita and Runt theme tune* (If you EVER whatched Animaniacs and saw Rita and
Runt, you'd know what I mean...)
Sharky: Like Banjo and Kazuwi! Like Sonic and Tails!
Like Ratchet and Clank, they're friends that never fails!
Like Scooby and Shaggy! Like Spuro and Sprax!
The two coolest guys, they're Jak and Dax!
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It was another day in Sandover Vill. Except of course for a "curtain" visitor that just came
into the scene. As the sculptor helped a tall, purpel haired woman with glasses, carrying a
LARGE cargo up to the village square. "So lady, what brings you here to my humble village?"
the sculptor smiled as he leaned on the box, "Well, I was thinkin' of sellin' my
special item." she answered. The sculptor gave a queer look at the box they were
carrying. It was yellow with a black radio active sign on each face. "Then... why are we
carryin' a totaly big eco box?". She looked both sides to be sure that no one's listening
then she leaned close to the sculptor and whispered, "Because this is my ultimate secret
merchandise for my club," She smiled, "It'll help me raise more orbs, without searchin'
for more men." He smirked, "Tender!" "I thought so..." She replyed as she made herself look
like a geniuses, "But like, what is it about this item that is so "hush-hush" 'bout anyway?"
He asked.
She gave a stern look at him, "Promise me you won't tell anyone YET?" he noded. Then she
told him to carry the box to a poor lighted area. She then checked to be sure that they're
alone, took a key out of her pocket and unlocked the box open. In it was loaded with
millions of bottles shaped like a crecent moon on the bottom with a black pearl on top of
it. He took one of them out, "What is this?"
"What really matters is, What's in it?"
"Okay, What's in it?"
She grined;
"It's a "special" chemical, disguised as an aroma that travels through a man's nose to the
brain. Then, it gose down to the gonad, where it causes a huge flow of androgens to scatter
over his body. Which causes to awaken his uh... "urging" behaviors!"
"Uh Viv, you lost me there." said the puzzled sculptor. "The smell AROUSES him!" she replyed,
annoyed by his ill-knowledge. His eyes poped, "WOH!" he awed, "Cool, so it's like a love
potion!" she took bottle from him and idly held it infront of him, "N' that's exactly what
it's called," she titled, "Love potion no. 10!".
"The other 9's didn't work?"
"No..." she frowned but grew back her smirk, "Though no. 7, 8 and 9 were very important
improvments" she added "Cause I've learned it's VITAL ingrediant, oysters!" Again the
Sculptor looked lost she muttered misserebly, "It contains zinc; With the right ingridients
and measures; It can cause a chemical reation ONLY to the gonad in every and
any man on this land."
"so it this stuff works on men only?"
"Precisely!" she smiled. "Oh I see!" he realized, "You NEED these items to encorage women
to visit your club. So, as you said, to make more orbs without spending too much time lookin'
for more employies." She added, "I though of giving em' a GOOD token in remembrence of my
club. You know, put a lil love in their lives." she grined. "Dude!" he skined his teeth, "I
like your thinkin'!" she blushed, "Oh go on!" then she said, "However I haven't tested them
yet, so I need some place to..."
"Stay?" he added, "You can stay in my pad for the night!" she giggeled, "Oh, how sweet!"
Shades of red flashed through his cheeks as he rubbed the back of his head, "Well we better
get goin'," He suggested, "Wouldn't want this stuff to fall into the wrong hands do we?"
"No, we don't." she tossed to bottle back to he sculptor. Sadly it sliped off of his hands
as he caught it and broke onto the ground. They both looked shocked at the bottle,
"Okay, so what do we do now?" he wondered,
"We, um..... we mix it with mud and water, it SHOULD weaken the sent,"
"Right!"
They picked some of the bottle peices, covered the liquid and made it look like a puddle.
"That SHOULD do it." he said with assurance, "Okay, chemistry class is over, let's get to
your "pad"." she locked the box and they gathered their strength to carry the box once more.
************************************* MEANWHILE! ******************************************
The ground was shaking at Samos' hut as a roar bursted out, "DAXTER... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO
MY ROOM?!" As you can imagine the room looked bashed up, as if hurricane "Daxter" has been
here. The little furball hesitated "It wasn't my falut Big Green!" he explained, "Honest, I
was..." "YOU'RE AN EVEN WORSE TROUBLE WITHOUT JAK!" steam came out of his droopy ears.
"Look Big Green, it isn't THAT bad, I can just..."
"ISN'T THAT BAD?! DAXTER! MY PLANTS HAVE BEEN DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR! WALLS ARE FALLING
APART! MY LOOK-OUT TOWER HAS FALLEN FROM THE SEALING! MY CLOTHES HAVE FLEW AWAY! THERE'S A
BUG IN MY TEA! AND YOU'RE SAYING, IT ISN'T THAT BAD?!"
Daxter scratched the back of his head, "Well, the bug part we can take care of!" before he
knew it, he was picked up in the tail by Samos, "You have caused enough trouble already, bug
or no bug," he said, carrying him to the window, "SO GET OUT ALEADY!" He tossed Dax through
he window and in mid air. Then Dax landed in the puddle, "oh crap!"
Later he saw Jak and Keira and he walked up to them, "Hey Jak," he gave a heavenly glare at
Keira, "Hey baby!" Keira looked at him in the opposit way, "Hello Daxter!" "Woh Dax, what
happened to you?" Daxter took a glimps of his muddy fur, "Big green kicked me out," they both
looked grimly at him, "What did you do, Dax?" Keira then noticed the hut, "Well judging by
the hut over there, I'd say Dax has recked father's room, AGAIN!" Jak's eyes burst at the
site of the reckage, "GOSH DAX, you're an even WORSE trouble without me!" he shoked his head
in shock "Funny, that's what Big green told me, but honestly folks, it was an "accident"!"
"Cause that's exactly what YOU are, an ACCEDENT!" she growled. He glare angerly at the two
teens, "Well baby it so happens......" He explained with VAIN results from either of them.
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While Daxter was talking, something really queer happened to Jak. A strange scent has foged
up his nose, it smelled like some burnt metal, yet it has a flowing flowery smell.
"Woh, what is that strange smell's commin' from?"
Soon, he was twitching his head, ears and his nose, and some kind of feeling was nagging at
the back of his head. Something urgent, begging him to do something.
"Why the hell am I feeling so wierd?"
"It has to be the smell."
"Where is it comming from?"
He looked for the source of the scent. It curtainly isn't comming from Keira,
"Keira's been looking a lil..... unappealing to me all of the sudden."
"That's funny, I though I liked her..... Or don't I?"
It's definatly not his colonge, he suddenly became more light in his head. He noticed the
smell getting STRONGER as he went near to Daxter. It was then he knew it was him. But
wait. A new topic came to mind.
"You know, when you think of it, Daxter can be cute when he's ready. all drenched
in mud and..."
"JAK! WHAT THE HECK WAS YOU THINKING!?"
He examined Daxter of how he swung his tail from side to side. He smiled delightfuly at him.
"YEH BABY! SHAKE THAT TAIL!"
He looked at Daxter's body movements as he continused to talk. He couldn't help but admire
him.
"Wow! I'd NEVER know that Daxter could be soo beautiful!"
"Could I have.... Yes.... I think I'm in love!"
"This is wonderful, I've finaly found the man of my dreams."
[Shark: *crying my butt off with PURE laughter* BOY!! THIS IS TE-E-E-EN-N-DER!!! :D]
"But what am I going to do, to tell him how I feel?"
"I've got it! I know just what to do...."
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"And then he threw me out!" he compleated his story, "I swear Dax, you are just sad!" said
Keira, she turned to Jak "Right Jak?" Jak awakened from his daydream, "Hu....?" "Very wise
Jak" Keira smiled in approval, "See Daxter, your tale is soo dull that even Jak's not
listening!" She walked pass him, "Well I'm off, father might need help with the hut." "I'll
stay with Daxter," he said, "I'll uh... be right with you!" Keira noded and went to her
father.
"How dear she speak such VILE things to MY Daxxie poo!"
[Shark: *Luaghed SOO hard, that I was having rouble breathing or even typing for that
matter!*]
"Don't worry sweetheart! I'll take you somewere, were WE can be ALONE!"
"With no KEIRA, within a mile!"
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The blond elf and the furball was walking up to the far end side of the Forbidden Jungle. "So
Jak," asked Daxter, "What is it you wanted to tell me?" "Just open your mouth and close your
eyes...." he smiled. Daxter closed his eyes. "Now is my chance!" he bend down to Dax's
level and pressed his lips to Daxter's. "Oh.... the sweet taste of furry lips!" he
moaned as he traveled his tongue deep into Daxter's mouth.
Daxter sensed rotten fish in his mouth and wondered what it was. He couldn't help but open
his eyes, "AHHHHHHHHHH!" he paniced at the most disgusting site in his life. Jak was fench
kissing him, "Jak, what were you thinking!?" said the ticked off animal.
"Dax, I know that this may come of a shock to you....."
"I'll say it is, you kissed me!" he spitted between words but then he gave a surprised look
at Jak, "You're...."
"Yes Dax, I.... I think I LOVE you!"
There was a twinkle in the blond's eyes. He backed away from his once best friend, "Now Jak,
let's not get freaky, alright?!" he laughed between words in terror. "Daxter, don't you
know how wonderful this is!?" he continued, "You and me, together!" "No it's NOT wonderful,"
he complained, as Jak drew CLOSER to him like some monster in a horror film, (no, WORSE than
that, actualy.) "Jak, you're scaring me," he yelled, "Back... back... BAAACK!" Before you
know it, Dax dashed off faster than you can say, "JAK'S GAY!" followed by Jak girlishly
skipping after him, all the way back to the village.
*to be continued*
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Shark: Oh gee! I wonder what's gonna happen to them now!? ^_^
Jak and Dax are FRANTICLY bushing, flossing and gargling their teeth!
Jak: Sh***! I can't beleve I actually KISSED you! I'm surprised that I didn't have any
RABIES!!!
Daxter: Look who's talking?! I have to put up with your fish breath, clogging up my mouth!
I ALMOST died in SUFFOCATION!!! D:
Jak: Oh what luck! If I have kissed you for just a WEE bit longer! This crazy fic
would of end RIGHT there! D:
Shark: Arn't those "couples" just wonderful?! ^_^
Jak and Daxter: HELL NO!!! D: Shark: Well get ready to "pucker up" some more fellas! Cause there's still MORE to come! >:D
Jak: OH SH****! MORE BRUSHING AFTER THIS FIC!
Shark: But first, my responds to my yummy reviewers from my last fic! ^_^
*************************************** THANKS TO! ******************************************
MonophobicKiwi: Can't wait? Well wait no longer! ^_^ And for being such a GOOD
reviewer, here's a lil Pecker for ya!
The screen took place when the bird's trancelating what the old woman was saying in
precursor. however in the prosses the old lady tilted her head soo narrow it caused the bird
to fell off of her head.
Jason R.: Cut! Again!
Then in the prosses she was shacking her head soo rapidly that Paecker fell off again.
Enough! Next reviewer!
Lady Tsuru: Thank you! I see you've been readin' a lot of my other fics and that's
good! Keep on the feeding! ^_^
nobinoir: Nob... I am doing a Jak 2 fic. BUT IT AIN'T GONNA BE FUNNY! BE PERPARED!!
BE EVERY PREPARED!!!!! >:D
Darksbane: Babe and Your story rocks as usual, but now it stuffing me and sharky to
death!! -_-'
Jak: Hell!!! That's GOOD news for us!!!!!! >:D
Daxter and Jak: KILL HER!! KILL THE CRAZY SHARK!!! NOW!!!!! :D
Phoe-chan: That was JUST the beginning! The REAL stuff is here and in my other fic,
"Grim..."
Amandaxter: Krew! Please don't kill Jak?!!
Jak: Yeh I'm too young and SEXY to die like that!! ^_^'
Krew: DON'T CARE!! Come back here and fight like a MAN!!! D: Jak: YIPE!!! @_@ *runs off*
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Shark: Well that's all for now! Keep on the feeding! ^_^
