Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing and I don't own the songs in this chapter and I don't own American Idol (and Far Far Away Idol of Shrek two) There are too many different songs to name the all the Artists who did them.
Alucard's little sister: During this dare Walter is on vacation. For all you great loyal fans I dare you was kicked off the site for spelling errors. So, I'm starting again in what I call, part 2 with the last two chapters from 'part 1'. Please enjoy as I still try to recover from that.
Integra: keeping a stiff upper lip might help you with that.
To play on a 'Hellsing Idol'
Alucard goofed off while pretending to look in the bathroom mirror as Pip was taking a shower. As soon as Pip turned off the water, he started singing of key:
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.
Exiting the shower, he ran right into Alucard. "Hey! Can't I get any privacy!" he snapped. "Go away and bug someone else!"
"You know most people sing while they're in the shower" said Alucard. "Whatever, you just made me think of a dare. Get Sir Hellsing, Seras and Josephine and meet me in the TV room." With that he disappeared though into the floor.
"This better be good or someone's going to pay," growled Integra, as they waited for Alucard. "There are things that need to be done since Walter's not here."
As they started talking to one another about what the No Life King was planning, he walked in with a microphone and a piece of paper. "For all you brave souls, I dare you to sing in an American Idol like thing I call, Hellsing Idol!" he said. "It would be on a stage in front of ALL of the soldiers and they will vote on who is the best singer! You get to pick your favorite song. So, who's in?"
"Alright, fine," they said, one right after the other.
Later that night
All of the Hellsing soldiers were in the backyard sitting in front of a large stage with paper in their hands. Some of them were muttering things like 'what's going on here?', 'what's with the stage?' and 'man, I think Sir Hellsing's really lost it.'
The other night maid, Amie, walked on to the stage to the microphone making the soldiers silent. "Hello and welcome to the first Hellsing Idol!" she said. "Tonight, we are going to hear songs by Seras Victoria, Sir Integra Hellsing, Pip Vernedead, Alucard & Josephine. Then you guys get to vote on who's the best singer! So get ready as we start with…Seras Victoria!"
The soldiers cheered as Seras nervously walked on to the stage and over to the microphone. "Ok, this it, oh man, I hope I don't mess up," Seras thought. "I just have to remember what Pip said. All I have to do is pretend that no one is here. That I'm all by myself."
Amie tapped Seras on the shoulder. "You can start singing whenever you're ready," she said. Then she left the stage.
"Ok, here I go," Seras said, then started singing.
I've got it all, but I feel so deprived
I go up, I come down and I'm emptier inside
Tell me what is this thing that I feel like I'm missing
And why can't I let it go
There's gotta be more to life...
Than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me
Cause the more that I'm...
Tripping out thinking there must be more to life
Well it's life, but I'm sure... there's gotta be more
Than wanting more
As Seras sang, Josephine started biting her nails. She went over to Alucard. "Master, Alucard, Sir," she said. "I-I don't think I'll be able to do this. I get stage fright so easily."
Alucard rolled his eyes "Then don't think about what you're going to do for a while," he muttered "Besides I'm going up there with you."
"Very good, Seras," said Amie, as she clapped along with the audience. "Alright, next up is…Sir Hellsing!"
Not as many people clapped as Sir Hellsing walked on stage as with Seras. When she got to the microphone, Integra shooed Amie away. "Alright, now it's my turn," she said as she took off her glasses. To everyone's shock she sang:
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
You're living in the past it's a new generation
A girl can do what she wants to do and that's
What I'm gonna do
An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation
Oh no not me
An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
An' I'm only doin' good
When I'm havin' fun
An' I don't have to please no one
An' I don't give a damn
'Bout my bad reputation
"I knew she could sing," Alucard muttered. "That's what I love about this Master, she's the best singer."
Josephine put her hand on her head "Oh, man we're doomed!" she whinnied.
Everyone cheered as Integra left the stage and Amie went back to the microphone. "That's Sir Hellsing. The last person anyone ever thought could sing" she said. "Next up, we have… Pip Verendead!"
Everyone seemed to be nervous as Pip walked over to the microphone. "Quick plug your ears!" cried Seras. He started singing but way off key:
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Josephine and Seras covered their ears as Alucard covered his eyes. "I think I'm going to be sick." They all muttered.
Sir Hellsing looked at Pip like a squeamish person looks at an operation. "That is the worst singing I've heard since the last Sir Hellsing (my father)," she muttered.
"That…was…ok," said Amie "And now last, but not lest….Alucard & Josephine!"
No could believe that Alucard was singing and singing with someone else. They got ready for anything. "What is he doing?" demanded Hellsing.
Alucard sang:
what i
like about you
you hold me tight
tell me im the only one wanna
come over tonight
keep on whispering in my ear tell me all the
things i wanna hear
cuz its true thats what i like about you
thats what i like about you
Josephine Sang:
what i
like about you
you really know how to dance
when you go
up
down jump around
talk about true romance
keep on
whispering in my ear tell me the things i wanna hear
cuz its true
thats what i like about you
Sir Hellsing was furious about this. "HOW DARE HE DO SUCH A THING!" said Integra, in rage.
Amie was a bit scared of Sir Hellsing. "Maybe I should have told her sooner," she whispered to Seras
"Naw, it was better that she didn't know until now," said Seras.
Alucard's little sister: Now here's the fun part. You as the reader can vote on who should win this.
Seras: Pick me! Pick me!
