A/N Hello! Hello! Derin here back for a new story, you see I kind of got stuck on NTDDH I don't know where to take it from here, so I figured I'll write one of the other ideas circulating around in my head until I get an idea of what to do with that story without an further ado
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway."-unknown
Kekkei Genkai (Bloodline Limit) it is unknown where the powers originated from, however what we do know is that they grant the user fantastic power most of the time, however this is not always true. There are many Kekkei Genkai thousands even, but you'll never hear about them due to how useless they are when it comes to being a shinobi. One such power is to be able to tell how long it is until a fruit or vegetable will take to spoil, useless but still a bloodline limit.
Now given this information who is to say that everyone does not have some kind of inborn ability, or the ability to awaken one that is already known? This story is about a difference that has a huge effect on not only or main character but the entire shinobi realm as a whole, this story begins as our hero struggles to face his most hated nemesis, the one bane to his existence, the one thing he could say he truly hated beyond anything else.
'Why are we taking a written exam? God Damnit! I don't know any of these; I mean who would know how to defuse an explosive seal? Or the exact time it takes for someone to bleed out after slicing their neck? That's just Ludacris, wait where did I learn that word… ah Damnit I'm getting off task.'
This was all though by one Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto was a blond male with sky blue eyes who wore an orange jumpsuit that could make spider-man shocked at how much it stands out, but don't let his state of dress fool you, this boy was an accomplished ninja of phenomenal skill with stealth and evasion, able to outrun and hide from ANBU, the village elite many times. Makes you wonder if all of the ANBU truly pay attention to their stealth detection lessons, but on with the story.
You see the reason Naruto was in this predicament was the fact that he was currently in a large test called the Chunin Senbatsu Shiken (Chunin Selection Exam) that his sensei recommended him for. While some of Naruto thanked his sensei for thinking he was ready for such an exam, a larger part of him was cursing him at this moment, he was not a writing gut, he was a punch someone in the face until they dropped kind of guy. So with his current enemy being something he couldn't punch until it went away he would have to take a different approach.
"Alright that's it maggots! Put your pencils down the tenth question will now be asked." The proctor said
'GOD DAMNIT' Naruto mentally screamed
Looking around he nodded to himself seeing that everyone put their pencils down closing his eyes to add to the already building tension he waited for a few seconds. Snapping his eyes open he said
"Now before I ask the question I need to inform you that you are now allowed to give up in case you're not feeling up to the challenge" he informed them
This caused a female with blonde hair put into four ponytails to stand up and say
"Why the hell would we do that now? Its only one question" she asked
Turning to her he sneered a little
"If you had let me finish I would have informed you all." This caused the blonde haired girl to blush and sit down
"Now the reason you would want to quit is because if you take this question and get it wrong" pause for dramatic effect "you will never be allowed to take, the Chunin exams again you will forever be a Genin!"
This caused an uproar of commotion among the Genin one in specific, who wore a gray hoodie with a dog atop his head stood up while yelling
"That's bullshit! Some people here have taken it six times" he practically growled.
Allowing them to yell for a few more seconds
"SHUT UP" he snapped at hem "yes I know this is not fair, no I do not care, yes there are those that have taken this before, and no that's not because I'm lying it's because they have never had me before" straightening his back his eyes slowly scan the room,
"Now that you're all done whining about something you can't change allow me to sum this entire thing up. You people are my bitches; whatever the fuck I say goes! If you have a single problem then you could take it up with someone who gives a shit, I don't care how you feel nor do I care if any of you pass this or not. I have given you two options now if you want to leave raise your hand and you and your teammates get out, if you want to stay, well then stay."
Hearing this caused many people to grit their teeth in rage, however many more people couldn't handle the stress; this caused many teams to get eliminated right off the back. Meanwhile a certain pinkette was in deep though
'maybe I should forfeit, I mean even though he's got so much stronger I don't think Naruto's ready for this' looking at her hand as it shook lightly 'then again if he's not ready, how in the world could I be?'
Unaware of his teammate's plight one Sasuke Uchiha was pondering
'finally a real challenge, after this it will only be a matter of time until I kill HIM... oh wow are my thoughts always this depressing, I should lighten the mood in he oh my darling~ oh my darling~ oh may daaaarling'
…Moving on, as more and more people eliminated themselves content to just take it next year making promises to grow stronger and show that proctor what they were all about. While this was happening Sakura was beginning to raise her hand but she was shocked to see Naruto raising his.
'You are my sunshine my on- wait what is he doing!' it was this moment Sasuke decided to take notice of his surroundings.
Sitting there with his hand raised Naruto seemed to stay still seemingly in shame before he stunned everyone by slamming his hand into the table while standing up
"Who the hell cares about that!" he yelled at the proctor who I will now address by his name Ibiki saying the proctor is getting tiring
"If you say that I'll stay Genin rank for the rest of my life so what! My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to be the future Hokage, if that means I'll just have to go from genin straight to Hokage, then so be it I ain't scared of nothing, you hear me? Nothing Datebayo motherfuckers!"
Hearing this caused Ibiki to narrow his eyes "you sure about that kid?" he asked
"Does it look like I'm scared" was Naruto's response.
Taking in his surroundings Ibiki nodded his head lightly when he saw that no one else showed any sign of raising their hands.
'Inspiring all these brats even if it's by accident, you have the workings of a great leader kid.'
"Alright since the rest of you seem to share this brat's sentiment, I'm forced to tell you that you all pass."
It took a second for this to register to all of them but when it did they were unsure of to cheer or ask Ibiki if he was on some kind of drug.
"Umm p-p-proctor-san" one shy heiress spoke up "w-w-what about t-the tenth question"
Nodding his head as if he was expecting this question he answered her
"The question was to see if you would stay or not" untying his bandana revealing his head which had many scares on it, the remnants of torture,
"you see as shinobi, sometimes we will get missions that don't have all the details, such as we knew there is important enemy information in this room, however we don't know things such as, how many guards there is, how well trained they are, or even if the information we have that the documents are there in the first place is true, you see sometimes you will be asked to do missions that are more likely to end up in your death than your success, but do you reject these kinds of missions? No! You take them and do your best for your village, that is what is expected of you, and that was the situation I just put you in."
For a moment the entire class was silent, while when they joined most of them joined to rescue princesses to become powerful beyond all belief, to become rich and famous, all of them knew that there was a very real chance that they would die at any moment, and being put into a situation where they were forced to acknowledge that fact was… Humbling to say the least.
Suddenly as if god decided this moment was done, a black blur crashed through the window all the while throwing a banner into the air, while throwing two Kunai to stick into the corners to hold it up the banner read 'the amazing the sexy the I don't know how it's possible but it is single, ANKO MITARASHI . When the dust caused from the figures landing went away it revealed a woman, with purple hair, tied up into a pineapple shape. She wore a tan trench coat with nothing but fishnet underneath. She had orange skirt with even more fishnet underneath that, and she had armored sandals that came up to just below her knees. Finishing her look was a snake tooth necklace with a chain instead of string as not to get torn off easily.
She stood up proudly in front of the Genin doing a quick head count she turned to Ibiki
"man Ibiki there is a lot of teams here, are you getting soft on me?"
This caused Ibiki to sigh "early again Anko" this caused her to blush a little bit coughing into her hand she turned to the
"Alright kiddies! If you thought Ibiki's test was tough you ain't seen nothing yet, now come along to training grounds 44, if you don't hurry however… YOUR ELIMINATED BWAHAHAHA"
As she was saying this she jumped outside of an unbroken window, the entire class was silent
"I can't believe she's a Jonin" muttered Sakura
"I can't believe she's single" declared Kiba
"I can't believe it's not butter" finished Naruto holding a yellow container up for his inspection confusing everyone else in the classroom
A/N and cut that's a wrap, now as you can see I'm trying something new with Naruto DON'T WORRY There WILL be plot soon, I'm just trying to get better at humor so please try to understand well TTFN ta ta for now.
P.S. in this episode Naruto said he would be the first Genin To Hokage, now that he became Hokage when he was still a Genin I Guess what he said was true
