Sun Family Disasters
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Dynasty Warriors game series.
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"Get your grubby little hands off of my homework!" Sun Ce yelled at his little 14 year old sister.
"It's fun." Sun Shang Xiang replied. "See?"
She held out Sun Ce's 11th grade algebra homework. It no longer resembled algebra though, now it was smothered with doodles like hearts, smiling faces, numbers, stick people, and other random symbols.
"What the- you, you drew on it?!" Sun Ce screamed at his sis.
Sun Shang Xiang teared up. "But you said you didn't like math..."
Zhou Yu then casually entered the room, dumping a load of various books on the bottom bunk of Ce's bunk bed, which Zhou Yu slept in when he was over.
"Ce, there's really nothing you can do to save those hours of work poured onto that page." Zhou Yu said sarcastically, while rolling his chest-nut eyes.
"What do ya mean?" Ce shot back.
"I mean the work you spent hours on. The first two hours shaking your pencil to see if it looked rubber when in movement, the next hour munching on chips, the next 45 minutes begging me for the answers, and the last 15 when I gave them to you." Zhou Yu retorted.
Sun Ce groaned, "Well... uh... you're the smart one."
"So what if I am?" Zhou Yu replied.
Sun Ce eagerly tried to find something to shoot back at Zhou Yu, but all he came up with was, "Just 'cause you're spending the next 2 months over here doesn't mean you can rent out the whole library and sit it on my bed!"
Sun Jian then burst into Ce's room, "What on earth is going on in here?!"
He glanced around the room for clues. When he saw tears in his daughter's blue eyes, he cried out, "My angel! What's wrong?" and he rushed over to her side.
Sun Shang Xiang pointed her finger at her older brother, "Sunny's mean!"
"I am NOT mean and I'm NOT Sunny! I'm Sun Ce! Dad, can I please kill her?" he moaned.
"No! And apologize to you sister!" Sun Jian roared.
"Why?" Sun Ce asked.
"Because you hurt her feelings." Zhou Yu butted in.
"Ahg! Oh, alright. Sis, I'm almost, kinda, sorta, halfway sorry." Ce grumbled.
Sun Jian scratched his head, "Well, I guess that's an apology..."
Then he stopped and replied, "You're gonna hafta be a bit nicer when her friends come over for the sleep-over." And he left the room.
As soon as he was gone, Sun Shang Xiang stuck out her tongue at her bro and kicked him hard in the shin.
"Ouch!" Sun Ce cried as his sis stormed out of the room.
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"C'mon Zhou Yu, Sun Shang Xiang's friends are coming. Let's see how many we have to put up with." Sun Ce said sprinting down the hall to the door-way.
Zhou Yu groaned. "Does it really matter? They're all in the 9th grade, we're in 11th, they won't dare to bother us."
"Then why does my sister?" Ce asked as he stopped next to the front door in which the guests would be entering.
"Hmmm..." Zhou Yu said as he puzzled over the question, trying to find an answer.
"Zhou, it doesn't really matter. Here they come." Ce whispered.
Coming up the steps to the door way were many girls. Diao Chan, Yue Ying, the Qiao sisters, Zhen Ji, and Nu Wa.
"Man! Why did she invite so dang much?" Ce growled, very displeased.
Zhou Yu shrugged as Sun Jian let them in, and the herd, all except one, went up into Sun Shang Xiang's bed-room.
"Zhou, I'm gonna go outside and gather up the basket balls. It's beautiful day, we should go and practice. I'll be right back." Sun Ce said as he ran off.
Zhou Yu looked at the girl who was left behind, sitting there alone. He should do something nice for her, he thought.
So he went over and sat down on the floral designed couch beside her.
"Hello there, what might your name be?" he asked.
"Xiao Qiao." the small girl whispered.
"That's a pretty name." Zhou Yu replied, trying to strike up some conversation.
"Thank you..." she whispered again.
"Umm... why are you here all alone? Why are you not with the other girls?" he inquired.
"'Cause they think I'm annoying. I only came because my parents wanted me here with my older sis." She said.
"Oh..." Zhou Yu replied.
"What's your name?" the girl asked.
"I am Zhou Yu." he said with pride.
"I like that name..." Xiao Qiao trailed off.
"Thanks." Zhou Yu smiled.
Before long, they were deep in conversation. Panting, Sun Ce returned.
"Hey, Zhou! Quit flirtin' and let's practice some basket ball!" Ce yelled.
Zhou was then caught in a snare. He wanted to stay with this girl... he liked her. He also wanted to play basket ball.... but he really liked this girl. In fact, though he didn't realize it, he was falling in love.
"Ce... um... I kind of want to stay with Xiao Qiao." he stuttered.
"Who?" Sun Ce asked.
Zhou Yu nodded towards Xiao Qiao, "Her."
Xiao Qiao blushed, for she was falling in love with Zhou Yu.
Sun Ce looked at her for a second, "Well... I guess she can come along and watch..."
"Really?" she asked, elated.
Ce shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
"Yay!" she cried out. In a second, she was outside watching them shoot baskets.
It was winter, and with every breath a puff of smoke came out from they're chapped lips.
But that didn't stop them from playing ball. After a while of watching Sun Ce make every shot and Zhou Yu make a shot ever 20 shots or so, Xiao Qiao wanted to join in. They were just free shooting, she could do that.
She walked closer to Zhou Yu. "Can I play?"
"Sure." Zhou Yu replied panting. " You can play."
"Yay!" she shouted and gripped the ball when Sun Ce shot it in her direction.
She tossed it toward the hoop, but it didn't even go three feet.
Sun Ce burst out with laughter. "You shoot like you've never played before!"
"I haven't..." Xiao Qiao said as tears welled up in her eyes.
Zhou Yu yelled at Ce, "Shut up!"
Ce quit laughing. "I was only teasing..."
Xiao Qiao began to run for the house when Zhou Yu caught her. "He was only joking, Xiao. He wasn't serious. You did very well for your first try. Allow me to show you the posture and shooting style, then you'll wup ol' Ce's butt."
Xiao Qiao giggled. Zhou Yu then spent the rest of the time teaching her, then they were called in by Sun Jian for supper.
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When every one was seated for supper, which took up about 2 tables, they took a look at the food. It was a black, burnt, piece of.... something, with some odd looking vegetables around it.
Sun Ce replied in disgust, "Who cooked tonight?"
Sun Jian, who was wearing an apron, replied with a hint of pride in his voice, "I did."
"Uh... Pop... what is this?" Ce asked poking the black... something.
"Fried Chicken!" Sun Jian sounded pleased.
Sun Quan, Ce's younger brother, cautiously took a bite.
"How is it?" Sun Jian chimed.
Sun Quan slowly replied, "Uh... well... it's very... very... unique."
"It's my own recipe." Sun Jian answered.
Zhou Yu kept staring at the chicken. "You know, Lord Sun Jian, I do not feel hungry anymore."
"Me either." every one else chimed in.
"Well, suit yourself." Sun Jian said as every one left the table. He looked at his food. "More for me."
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Well, that was my 1st chappie. I'm still working on the rest. It turns into a romantic, adventurous story later, so you can quit thinking, "Golly, this is the most boring thing I've read." Well, seeya later!
