We Won't Let You Die!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi. Doesn't life suck? :(
It was dreaded episode 33. Nuriko and Ashitare were on Mt. Koku duking it out. Ashitare clenched his hand, fully intent on driving it into Nuriko's heart. Nuriko closed his eyes, bracing himself for the pain, when……nothing happened. He hesitantly opened his eyes to have them bug out.
50 or so teenage fangirls had taken Ashitare's blow head on for him and were now moaning in pain.
Ashitare squeaked," What the frick?"
The fangirls cried out," NURIKO-SAMA IS TOO GOOD TO BE KILLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!" And with that, the fangirls (miraculously healed and up to full power) pulled out maces, mallets, and other objects of doom from hammerspace. They stood still for effect, then swarmed the werewolf and let out a battle cry of "CHAAAARGGGEE!"
And so, while the pissed off fangirls beat the crap out of Ashitare, Miaka and the rest of the Suzaku seishi appeared and left to go get the shinzaho. As for Ashitare, well………let's just say that he won't be having kids or walking ever again.
Don't you just love a happy ending?
Hope you liked the fic, I sure enjoyed writing it!
