SWeeT NoTEs
A POV Fic
By Mr. Crash

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Holy Cows! A fic from the point of view of Link's Ocarina! IEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Do de do....I'm just waiting....Waiting to get to play a song....

I am sooooo bored! He's been in this stupid Shadow Temple for so long, and _not once_ has he needed me! Sheesh!

It's not like I'm important, oh no. I'm just THE OCARINA OF FRICKIN' TIME!!!!!!! For Nayru's sake, why doesn't he play me more often? I mean, come on, aren't I a cool instrument? There are few like me!

I've had a long history, though most of it was not too fun. You know, being passed down in the Royal Family and all. It sucked; all they ever played on me was that Lullaby! First it was Aisha's Lullaby, then it was Hilda's Lullaby...and after years and years, it's now Zelda's Lullaby. Sheesh.

You know, over time, it got really boring. I mean, you start hating a song when it's all that people play on you. I even invented lyrics to it, I've known it so long that I came up with lyrics!...But I won't bore you with those.

It felt soooooooo good when Zelda was on the run from that Gerudo guy. You know, she was using me, and I was the most important thing at that time. Link _had_ to get me, otherwise he was screwed! And then....I HAD A NEW SONG PLAYED ON ME!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It was the Song of Time. I like that song. It's fun to play.

Man, from that point onward, I was livin' large. He'd go to all these different temples, and I learn all these new songs! I really like that six note one...the Song of Storms. I _love_ being able to manipulate the weather! BOW DOWN TO ME, WEATHER!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ahem, sorry.

Wait, what's going on? Link...he's taking me out of his tunic! YEEEEES! He needs me!

I wonder what he's gonna play? IwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonderIwonder......

IT'S THE SONG OF FRICKIN' TIME! YEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

Dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

I have just played the Song of frickin' Time! JOY! *sniff* I just feel so proud! Without me, he'd never have been able to remove that blue block that'd been blocking his path!

Aw man, he's putting me back in the tunic.

Do de do....I'm just waiting..................Waiting..........