Scene: Ash, Misty, and Brock are watching their favorite show...Friends.


(on TV)

Chandler: And that's how a bill becomes a law...

*laughter

All: ohhh....

(back to the Pokemon crew)


Brock: Oh I love this show!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

*Brock looks at Ash aas he is mezmorized by the TV...he then hits Pikachu

Brock: Shut up you damn rodent.

Pikachu: (sad) Pika...pikachu.

Misty: What do you two think of Ross?

Ash: Ross? Oh..he's got such a great...(shakes his head) umm...he's got a great...funniness
ability....

Brock: Look at Rachel. Oh boy is she hot.

Pikachu: (jumps in front of the tv) PIKA PIKACHU!!! CHU PIKACHU!! (humps TV
frantically)

Misty: Ash! Get that damn rat out of this room now!

Ash: Pikachu, come here.

*Pikachu brings Ash some weed and he lights it up and gets all high and stuff

Misty: NO! I want him out! (she throws an apple at pikachu)

Pikachu: Pikaaaa! (eats the apple!)

Voice from outside: Ash, come here!

Ash(high of pot): Wuh? It sonds like presfer oak!

Misty: (sarcastic) Oh boy...

Oak(on PC): Ash! How are you doing today? Eww...what's that on your face?

Ash: Huh? Wuh? (touches face and finds drool) It's...spit....

Oak: Ash...are you high again? Well..anywho...I just got word that you have some visitors
from my lab...I created an invention that turns 3-D to 2-D and vise versa. We bring real
world people into this fakey cheaply drawn Pokemon world.

Misty: COOL! Who are our visitors?

*Friends cast suddenly pop up in front of Professor Oak

Monica: hey you guys! We heard you were fans!

Joey: (whispers to Ross) Did you know that they were this ugly?

Brock: Wow...how do you do miss (bumps into screen) DAMN! We need to go to the laboratory,
quick! (brock runs into the night air)

Misty: I think we've seen the last of him..anyhow, can you teleport us to the lab?

Oak: Misty, it's not like you're in Saffron...(under his breath) fat ass...

Misty: Ok! then we need to get to the lab! C'mon, Ash! ...erm..pikachu.

Pikachu: PIKA! (jumps onto misty)

Misty: OW! You fuckin' animal! You scratched me! (She then throws pikachu on the floor)
Take THAT! (kicks pikachu) Oh..wait RIGHT there pikachu! (misty gets a 50 pound rock and
throws it on Pikachu)

Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty: ha! Electricity doesn't go through rock, ass.

*The Friends cast suddenly walks up

Rachel: Eww...um, what's all that yellow goo doing under that rock?

Misty: That's just Pika-due. Hey, where the hell did Ash go?

Ash: (runs up...not high anymore) here I- PIKACHU! Misty?? WHAT DID YOUD DO?

Misty: He scratched me.

*Ash grabs onto Misty's neck and throws her into the Pika-due....Misty gets electrecuted
and dies.

Ash: That should show her. Do you guys want to get a bite to eat?

All: Yeah, sure. sounds good. etc.

Ash: Ok! Go, Charmander! Bulbasaur, I pick you! Squirtle, I need you now!
Bulbasaur! Use Leach seed on Squirtle!

Bulbasaur: Bulba!

Ash: (kicks bulbasaur) DO IT NOW!!!!

*Bulbasaur ties up Squirtle with leach seed.

Ash: Ok...now Charmander, fry us up a nice fresh squirtle!

*Charmander quickly breathes fire on squirtle, frying him instantly.

*Ash's mom comes out with plates, forks, and knives.

Ash's mom: here you guys go! Mm! Smells splendid! What is it?

Ash: That's squirtle...you can have some Pika-juice later if you, want, guys.

Monica: Um...that's ok. I just ate.

Phoebe: I'm a vegetarian...

Ross: I'm allergic to pokemon/

Rachel and Chandler: yeah..me too...

Joey: hey, I'll have some!

*Joey, Ash, and Ms. Ketchum pick at and eat the fried Squirtle

Ash: It needs a little...something. (sprinkles Misty's blood on Squirtle)

Joey: Now that's good eatin'!

*The rest of the Friends cast just stare at these wild beasts at they rip apart the body
of a newly dead Pokemon...or were they?

Squirtle: (opens an eye and wakes up.) Squir...SQUIR! (tries to move)

Ash: Stop moving! (pulls squirtles hand in the Pika-due and electrecutes him)

Ms. Ketchum: Mm! Crispy! HE HE!

Squirtle: Squir...

Ash: Why won't you fuckin' die?

*The three stab forks and knives all over squirtles body and face

Ross: Start eating at the head...

Rachel: Oh god...I think I'm gonna be- (barfs all over squirtle)

*The acid of the vomit disolved away squirtles face

*Ms. Ketchum licks off the vomit

Ms Ketchum: Mm! It adds taste, and I think that did the trick!

*The three start licking up the vomit and chewing on squirtle with their faces

*Ash suddenly licked Joey's cheek and then he attempted to kiss him.

Joey: yo, dude...what the hell do you think you're doing?

Ash: (reaching for joey's head) Oh Joey! I want you so bad! Come over here!

Ms. Ketchum: Awe, my little boy is finally getting horny (smileys widely)


TO BE CONTINUED (probably not, though)