He Wasn't Boy Enough For Me
Well, I finished It's Gonna be Kari, but I wasn't too happy with it, so I didn't post it. Maybe I'll post another adaptation of It's Gonna Be Me in the future, though.
Anyway, I thought that Toni Braxton song He Wasn't Man Enough For Me was a perfect candidate for a parody, so I made one. It's sung from Kari's perspective, and makes fun of TK. If you've always thought TK was too damn sweet and wimpy for your liking, read on!
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Digichild, oh yeah
Hikari Kamiya, oh
Ha-ha, uh-huh
Yeah, uh, uh
Digichild yeah
Listen up
Do you know who I am?
I'm Kari and I don't like eating spam
I chose to let TK go
Cuz he was just too much of a wimp for me
Little boy, always getting hurt
Too weak to defend me and too small to work
He always just starts crying first
That's what I'm thinkin'
TK--that's him
He wasn't boy enough for me
He cries like a baby at every chance
Never'll grow up to be a man
Always hiding behind his bro Matt, yeah
I should smack him with a bat
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth
He is short and stinky, P-U
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Listen up
Don't believe I'm telling the truth?
If not then why don't you ask him?
He's a huge wimp, oh yeah, that's him
Always wets his pants, can't even pee
Cries and whines and runs
If he made a promise it doesn't count
Cuz he's too wimpy to carry it out
That's what I'm thinkin'
TK--that's him
He wasn't boy enough for me
He cries like a baby at every chance
Never'll grow up to be a man
Always hiding behind his bro Matt, yeah
I should smack him with a bat
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth
He is short and stinky, P-U
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Oh yeah
So many reasons why our love is through, yeah
Shorty, not good enough for me or you, no
Hopefully his wimpiness will change
But most likely not, dang, oh yeah
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
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*Wicked grin* Liked that?
Uh oh, I gotta run; Matt's coming after me with a SPAS-15 shotgun.
Matt: Get back here! No one makes fun of my brother like that!
Oh @#$%, gotta go!
"You may take away my computer, but you'll never take away my parodies!"
CINCTRISSOC
Well, I finished It's Gonna be Kari, but I wasn't too happy with it, so I didn't post it. Maybe I'll post another adaptation of It's Gonna Be Me in the future, though.
Anyway, I thought that Toni Braxton song He Wasn't Man Enough For Me was a perfect candidate for a parody, so I made one. It's sung from Kari's perspective, and makes fun of TK. If you've always thought TK was too damn sweet and wimpy for your liking, read on!
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Digichild, oh yeah
Hikari Kamiya, oh
Ha-ha, uh-huh
Yeah, uh, uh
Digichild yeah
Listen up
Do you know who I am?
I'm Kari and I don't like eating spam
I chose to let TK go
Cuz he was just too much of a wimp for me
Little boy, always getting hurt
Too weak to defend me and too small to work
He always just starts crying first
That's what I'm thinkin'
TK--that's him
He wasn't boy enough for me
He cries like a baby at every chance
Never'll grow up to be a man
Always hiding behind his bro Matt, yeah
I should smack him with a bat
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth
He is short and stinky, P-U
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Listen up
Don't believe I'm telling the truth?
If not then why don't you ask him?
He's a huge wimp, oh yeah, that's him
Always wets his pants, can't even pee
Cries and whines and runs
If he made a promise it doesn't count
Cuz he's too wimpy to carry it out
That's what I'm thinkin'
TK--that's him
He wasn't boy enough for me
He cries like a baby at every chance
Never'll grow up to be a man
Always hiding behind his bro Matt, yeah
I should smack him with a bat
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth
He is short and stinky, P-U
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Oh yeah
So many reasons why our love is through, yeah
Shorty, not good enough for me or you, no
Hopefully his wimpiness will change
But most likely not, dang, oh yeah
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
Which Digidestined are you?
Do you know about TK the wimp?
Do you know that he thinks that he's a pimp?
I'm not thinking 'bout him
I used to like him
But I saw the truth and made him leave
I saw that he was a wimp, too sissy for me
He wasn't boy enough for me
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*Wicked grin* Liked that?
Uh oh, I gotta run; Matt's coming after me with a SPAS-15 shotgun.
Matt: Get back here! No one makes fun of my brother like that!
Oh @#$%, gotta go!
"You may take away my computer, but you'll never take away my parodies!"
CINCTRISSOC
