Necessities
Summary: Though he claimed otherwise, there were only 2 things he really needed.
He had always liked Brazilian girls.
He often told anyone who would listen (and there were very few, so he ended up informing whoever was in earshot), there were only 3 necessities in life.
Soccer, surfing, and girls. And Ninja Fred (but no one had to know about that!)
Oh, and food. But that was already a necessity, so he didn't put it on his list. He liked his food the same way he liked his girls: Nice and hot. He had always preferred things with a kick, like the fiery foods of his homeland Brazil.
When he heard that the Dragon of Fire was to be a girl, he couldn't wait. Fire was hot, so thus the girl had to be hot too, right? He backed up his theory with the round-headed Dragon of Water, who was as far from hot as one could be, because water was the opposite of fire (when he voiced this theory, he had ignored Omi's exclamation of, "I am most confused, can you not heat water up?")
So you can imagine his disappointment when the Dragon of Fire was a little Japanese girl with no features on the more⦠voluptuous side. But she was hot in a different way.
She had a temper. Oh lord, did she have a temper. His continuously blue shoulders were proof enough of that.
But lately, for some unfathomable reason, he found himself egging her on even more, looking forward to her sharp punches just to enjoy the feel of her touching him.
Oh geez. Who was he kidding? He loved her.
His heart often told him that there were only 2 necessities in life.
Kimiko and the bump on her stomach.
He had always loved Japanese girls.
