((Hi, guys! Well, here I am, writing my first story. It's going to be a Doofen-Perry fan fiction, though. Wait, don't leave! It's not Perry the Platypus, it's a humanized Perry. Also, Doofenshmirtz is pretty hot now. He's not fat, and doesn't have a scraggly voice. As for Perry, I personally imagine him with a British accent. To help you visualize where I was coming from with this, PM me for a link to a picture. I hope this isn't too terrible, ha. Without further ado, let's begin!))
Chapter One: The Aftremath
"That darn Perry…" Dr. Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, examining the damage the agent had done to his inator. "Just one, ONCE, could he let me get a single thing done?!" He sighed, watching the teenage boy jump off the platform of his building, a hang-glider following immediately after him. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Heinz referred to him as a "platypus" because of his agency rank. Similar to the military, each agent had a ranking. The only difference is that the agency Perry worked for used animal rankings. Where they got platypus from, he had no clue. Doofenshmirtz, picking up a broom to sweep up the shards of his all-the-time-darkness-inator, mumbled angrily to himself.
Perry comes in everyday, ruins his plains, and leaves without speaking a word. As he thought to himself, Perry never actually has said anything. Ever. That made him ponder for a bit. Was the poor boy a mute? He shook his head. Hold on… Did he just refer to Perry as a "poor boy"? Ha-ha that's funny. That "poor boy" destroyed all his stuff, and beat him up many, many times. Oh, just, whatever, he's had enough. Kicking over a small coffee table in frustration, he walks over to his green, old couch that has rips and tears in it. How did it get so beaten up? Oh, that's right, Perry. Sitting down, the old couch makes a 'creek' noise. "Ugh… Every day, same thing happens: I have a brilliant idea, he burst in, I trap him, he escapes, beats me up, destroys my machine, and leaves. What a great house-guest." On that note, Dr. Doofenshmirtz laid his head back, and fell into a deep sleep.
