Summary: Neal discovers he's a Dad, with the help of Peter, Elizabeth and Mozzie he learns about family and how to be a Dad to trouble making twins.

Warnings: swearing, possible violence and spanking in later chapters.

Cooper Nikole Caffrey "Coop" (11) is the daughter of Neal Caffrey; she's a smart girl who is very capable of conning people and enjoys it immensely. She loves card tricks and brain teasers.

Benjamin Neal Caffrey "Benji" (11) the twin brother of Coop, Benji is less of a trouble maker; he's sweet and very cute and knows how to use that to his advantage. He loves computers and puzzles.

Chapter One: Little Pick-Pockets

"come on, we gotta run" the young girl pressed her brother "before they notice we made off with their shit" she grabbed the boys arm and pulled him down the street, running to avoid the man who was now yelling after them "hey get back here, those kids got my wallet. Stop them" but the kids were fast and new the city well easily blending with passersby or slipping down alley ways.

"Benji, you gotta stop doing that" the girl complained turning to her twin "how we gonna make our living if you keep getting caught?" she asked "I'm sorry Coop, I got nervous that's all" the boy replied giving his sister an apologetic look.

"Yeah I know, but please try better" she couldn't stay mad at Benji, not when he looked at her like that "you hungry Benj? I'm sure we got us some money this time" Coop said to her brother, pulling the wallets out of her pockets her twin doing the same, they counted up the days 'earnings'.

"we did good today, almost five hundred bucks" Coop had a big smile on her face as she took the money out, pocketed it and dumped the now cash free wallets into a trash can on the corner of the alley "let's go gets some fries, and maybe a cheese burger" she lead her brother out of the alley towards a local burger joint.

Officer Stan Hanson was working the street today, he'd received several complaints about two kids no more than twelve years old going around picking pockets. He hadn't really believed the first complaint overly much, he doubted some kids that young would be out on the streets during school hours thieving from pedestrians but as the complaints kept coming he had begun to believe them.

When he had spotted two kids, one boy and one girl around the reported age he followed them, he watched as they exited an empty alley watched as the girl dumped a pile of what looked like wallets into a trash can.

"hold it right there you two" he called out, the kids looked at each other and began to run fast down the street, the officer ran after them his long legs had him caught up to them in no time "what are two kids your age doing out stealing huh?" he asked, he put one hand on each shoulder and led the kids back to his patrol car.

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The kids were so different, the boy seemed shy, almost scared of the officers he had a 'deer-in-the-headlights' look on his face while the girl was rude and stubborn, yelling profanities at the officers. One of the victims of their spree that day stood in front of them now.

"Special Agent Peter Burke, FBI" he introduced himself to the children "you stole my wallet today" he added as if Coop hadn't already figured it out "you need to tell us your names and phone number so we can call you parents to pick you up" he said and indicated that Officer Hadley should come over to him.

"screw you fed, I'm not telling you or the pigs anything" Coop spat at him, her defences coming up "you tell us or we call social services, your choice" Peter warned, Coop went to retort but Benji who didn't want social workers involved spoke up "are Mom's dead and we don't have a phone number, but our names and Benjamin and Cooper" he said so fast it was almost incoherent.

"And your last name?" the Officer asked, the scared kid looked up at him "Caffrey or last name is Caffrey" Peter's jaw almost dropped at the name "did you say Caffrey?" he asked, Benji nodded "my full name is Benjamin Neal Caffrey".

Peter looked shocked "Neal's got some explaining to do".

A/N: I know it's short, but if you like it I'll write a longer chapter next time. Review please!