Disclaimer: I do not own the amine Bleach, If I did yoruichi and Soi Fon would have been a kissed and been a couple after they fought each other.

Recap:

Uruhara has decided that it's time for Yoruichi to admit her feelings to Soi fon and that they should be together. To speed up the process Uruhara has decided to make soifon drink a potion that allows her to turn into a cat just like her beloved Yoruichi sama. But unlike Yoruichi instead of being a big male cat, she turns into a tiny light gray cat that can be mistaken for a kitten. There are many misadventures that ensue as well as comedy.

Chapter 1 Soi Fon's POV

Crunch...Crunch... I swear to god if that oversized oaf of a lieutenant doesn't stop chewing so loud I'm going to punch him in the face. " Omaeda", I say in a calm voice with a hint of irritation. " y-yes captain"? He stutters out. " First things first, figure out how to chew quieter or I will get Nemu and Mayuri to sew your lips together, and Second why were you following me when you are suppose to be training with the troops" I ask. Omaeda turned white at the thought of having Mayuri anywhere near him, but then he squeaked out " I was told to give you this letter from Yoruichi Shihouin , she said it was important. Yoruichi gave something for me to my pathetic vice captain, unbelievable. I held out my hand and said " well , hand it over". Omaeda reached into the left sleve of his uniform and produced a letter that was folded in half. " Omaeda", " yes mam"? Get back to the troops I am going to retire to my office and I do not wish to be disturbed for any reasons got it. I didn't give him a chance to answer before I flash stepped back to my office/home with the letter from Yoruichi in my hand . I climed onto my bed and unfolded the letter , inside it said Dear Soi Fon, Tomorrow at 12pm please come to kisuke's shop, I want to hang out there is nothing to do here, it's boring without my little bee. I look forward to seeing you – Yoruichi. Yoruichi wants to spend time with me? I'm so excited about seeing her I don't think I will be able to sleep. But if I don't sleep now I will fall asleep tomorrow when I am with her. I guess I will just have to try to fall asleep, to help me relax I think of beating the crap out of Omaeda and I start falling asleep. My last thought before falling asleep was, tomorrow is gonna be the greatest day ever. Oh how wrong I was.

Kisuke's Pov

It's finally done, it took me 3 weeks but I finally managed to make a potion that will turn Soi Fon into a female cat so she can be with Yoruichi. Good thing I know how to sound like Yoruich when writing a letter, tomorrow while she waits for Yoruichi I will pour the potion in her drink and with one sip POOF she will be a kitty cat. Now I just pray that after they are together they will thank me and that Yoruichi can talk Soi Fon out of stinging me with Suzumebachi.

So what do you guys think of this? This idea was buzzing around in my head for the last few days so I had to write it. Let me know what you think.