Final Fantasy 10 1/2: The Quest for Cheese

Disclaimer: I do not own FFX.

Yup. You guessed it! I got bored again! So now they're all going to journey throughout Spira looking for--what else?--CHEESE!!! Enjoy!

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It was a normal day in Spira, and an extremely bored Tidus was sitting in front of a mirror, making faces at himself. Yuna and Lulu, who were standing nearby, both raised one eyebrow. Auron, as always, was extremely drunk, tottering around clumsily, and trying to talk to a couple of chocobos.

"Hey baby," he said, letting out a hiccup, "Wanna come over to my place tonight?"

Yuna and Lulu sweatdropped. "Uhhh, Auron, that's a chocobo..." said Yuna.

"I know," replied Auron, and with another hiccup, he fell over. Meanwhile, inside Rin's travel agency, Rikku was busy eating the last of the cheese. Kimahri was trying to make her stop. "Rikku no eat more cheese," he protested, "It last of our rations."

Rikku, who was so obviously not listening, ate the last piece. With that, Kimahri assumed a fetal position and yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

This noise was quite startling and Wakka walked in. "What the hell was that, ya!?" he shouted.

"Kimahri's being noisy," replied Rikku, pointing to the Ronso who now lay twitching on the floor.

Lulu walked in and questioned, "Rikku, what did you do to Kimahri?"

"Nothing," she replied truthfully, "I just ate all the cheese, that's all."

Upon hearing this, Tidus burst through the door and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE CHEESE! ANYTHING BUT THE CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!"

"Rikku, why did you eat the last of our rations?" asked Yuna, who had just come in.

Rikku replied, " 'Cause I did."

"WHY, CHEESE, WHY!?!?!?" cried Tidus, dropping down in a fetal position beside Kimahri, "WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME SO!?!?"

Everybody exchanged glances. Maybe it was time to leave. As they were about to walk out the door, a strange voice rang out.

"You must not leave..."

They all looked around. There was no one in sight. Well, no one except for a few Al Bhed, and they weren't talking.

"Who are you, ya?" asked Wakka.

"I'm a ghoooooooost....Be afraid....be very afraid...."

Suddenly Tidus jumped up, screamed like a girl, and shouted, "OBAKE!!!!!"

Lulu hit him over the head with a voodoo doll. "Shut up," she scolded, "I have a feeling it's not a ghost..."

"Of course it's not," replied a very drunk Auron with a silly grin on his face, "That's one of the voices inside of my head."

Lulu hit Auron on the head too. Why was nobody making any sense today? "This must be some crazy Al Bhed plot!!!"

"WHAT!?" whined the 'ghost', "Look, I may be a ghost, but I'm not an Al Bhed ghost!"

Wakka sweat dropped.

"Really, Wakka," sighed Lulu, shaking her head, "Must you blame everything on the Al Bhed?"

"YES!" shouted Wakka, flailing his arms around, "YES, I MUST!"

Yuna raised one eyebrow. "Wait a minute..." she said, "There's no such things as ghosts in Spira."

"What do you mean?" inquired Lulu.

"I mean the closest things we have to ghosts in Spira are the Unsent," replied Yuna.

"Fine then," said the voice, "I'm an unsent. Same difference."

"I'm an unsent too!" shouted Auron, grinning from ear to ear.

Lulu whacked him on the head again and sighed. This was going to be a looooooooooooong week....

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