Slow down!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but my imagination!

Author note: Sorry so long between stories, college took its toll. Any who! I was watching reruns of NCIS when in the episode titled "Faith", when Gibbs dad Jackson comes to visit, Gibbs shows him the living room and shows him the TV Gibbs has to move a pink ladies bike with black and white handles out of the front of the TV, there is no mention of what or whose it was. This is my spin of this little tid bit.

WARNING: Will contain spanking!

"Oh, No! Oh, No!" Abby repeated out loud to herself as she knew that unless she hurried that she would be late for the third time in two weeks. Tardiness is not an issue that Gibbs takes lightly, and she knew that she had hovered under his radar so far, but she also knew that he was expecting some results from her first thing this morning, so he would be waiting for her to appear. Abby quickly gassed her car accelerating rapidly to just over 70 miles per hour, not necessarily speeding, but way over the posted 45 miles per hour sign she just blew past.

Just as Abby was starting to make the last turn towards the Navy Yard, she saw the blue lights flashing in her rear view mirror. "Shit!" Abby pulled her car over to the side, rolled down her window and fished out her military identification, looking to avoid any lengthy discussion with this officer. Even thought the case the team was currently working would never be considered a security threat, she knew that the mention of her job and such a case would easily persuade the officer to let her go.

Officer Jenkins walked over to the window, and looked into the driver's seat. He quickly noticed her leather studded collar, her black skull top and short plaid skirt. 'Great, another freaky Goth,' he thought to himself. "License and insurance please." He noticed the shakiness of her hands and wondered if she was nervous or on something.

Abby only had one goal on her mind and that was getting out of this jam and getting to her lab ASAP. "Listen officer,…..I am a forensic specialist with NCIS…I am on a very urgent case, and am needed in my lab STAT for reasons of national security." Abby said as she handed him her license, insurance card and her NCIS id. She thought that this would be her pass to go on, but instead the officer looked over her again and decided that he needed to check something, as her phone started vibrating and bossman flashing on a her screen.

"Yes, ma'am. Hold just one second please." Officer Jenkins had a friend at NCIS, he had a feeling that something was amiss here. He sat in the seat of his car, pulled out his cell and made a quick call.

Back at NCIS, Gibbs was furious with Abby, she knew how she felt about being late. He slammed his cell closed and walked in front of McGee. "Locate her on GPS." Gibbs barked as he stormed off to the elevator.

"OOOOHHHH! Lil' sis is in trouble." Tony remarked as he saw just how upset Gibbs was. "Glad it's not me." Tony said with a smirk as his phone rang. "Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo here, may I help you?"

McGee stopped his search as he heard Tony's next words. " Oh, you have her where?" Ziva's brow shot up as she knew it was Abby they were discussing. "Oh, well, yeah, to an extent, so….OK. Well, tell her a message when you return to her car. Just say you let Big Bro know. Yeah…well thanks Jeremy,….yeah next Tuesday night, poker, your place. Got it, thanks again." Tony hung up and leaned back in his chair. "McGPS, stop searching for Abby, I found her. She is just outside the NCIS entrance, seems our lil' miss has quite the lead foot."

"What? Why would her foot be made of lead today?" Ziva asked as she walked to stand in front of Tony's desk.

"No, Ziva, what Tony means is that Abby got caught speeding, and you know how Gibbs is about reckless driving." McGee remarked.

"He is one to speak, last time I rode with him, I nearly threw up my entire lunch." Ziva answered.

"Well, yeah, Ziver, in emergency situations, or in a case related issue, he has no problem with a little speed, with caution, but this is not Abby's first time speeding, let alone her first time this month. I know for a fact that this is her third time being stopped in the past 6 weeks, and each time she has used her government position as a way of getting out of the ticket." Tony said with a huge grin.

"And, Tony, would you please enlighten us as to how you know this?" McGee asked, nervous about how Tony had so much info on Abby.

"My contacts at the precinct know about our little 'team' and they keep me in the loop if anything suspicious was to come up tied to one of us. I spoke with Abby just 3 weeks ago over lunch, she swore that she would not speed again, I just had to keep it quiet, so I did." Tony leaned forward and put his elbows on the desk and leaned towards McGee and Ziva in front of his desk. "Can't put nothing, past very special agent Dinozzo."

"Well, very special agent Dinozzo, you better hope that Gibbs doesn't find out that you have been covering for Abby, remember back the last time when you got caught, Gibbs said if it happened again, he would make sure you not only would remember never to do it again, but this time with a sore ass." McGee said with a sense of pride. He watched the expression on Tony's face go from total happiness, to troubled.

"Um! OK! Let's just keep this between us! OK!" Tony said as he put his head on his desk and mumbled, "I am toast!"

Officer Jenkins made his way back towards Abby's car and handed her back her license and insurance card. "Look like everything checks out ok, miss."

"Oh, thank you very much officer, I promise, this will never happen again. " Abby exclaimed as she turned to put her identification back in her purse. 'Got away with it again!', Abby thought to herself with a grin. As Abby started her car up the officer turned his head towards her as he was walking away and yelled, "Oh, yeah, Miss….I forgot to tell you that I called NCIS to verify everything and the one that answered said to tell you that Big Brother knows." Officer Jenkins was now the one with the big grin on his face as he watched the smile of Abby's face fall into a worried grimace.

"Damn!" Abby muttered as she eased back into the road and made the short trip to NCIS headquarters. "Now not only was she late, she was busted. She had promised Tony after their last talk that she would lay off the speeding, and here she was, caught speeding again. "Think, Abby, Think!" Abby continued to mutter as she pulled into the parking garage at NCIS. "I know, I will just hang in my lab with the door closed, allowing only certain people in, and if they catch a case then I can totally avoid Gibbs and To.." Abby stopped talking to herself mid-sentence as she saw that standing in her parking space was one upset Very Special Agent Tony Dinozzo. GULP!