Disclaimer: I do NOT own south park but if I did that would be FREAKIN AWESOME! lol
Rated M for language and sexual content.
When Everything Goes Downhill, Sometimes the Answer is a Jew
By midnightharvestmoon
Prologue
"Hey fatass" I greeted as Eric Cartman joined our usual group of four next to the bus stop.
I waited for the usual, 'I'm not fat you fucking jew!' or 'I'm not fat I'm just big boned!"
But to my surprise there was no response. No nothing except that Cartman looked down at his feet, worry and fear in his eyes. There is no way I could have offended him.
"What's wrong you finally figured out how much of a slut your mom is?"
Still no answer. Just Cartman still looking down at his feet, deep in thought.
"Kyle I think you should give it a rest, it looks like something is really bothering him" my best friend of all time, Stan said to me.
I nodded as the bus pulled up to us. "Come on we're gonna be late!" The bus driver yelled her usual line as we boarded the bus.
Nobody said a word or talked back.
'I hope he's okay' I thought as I took my seat next to Stan. 'Wait why should be worried about him? It's probably just some stupid Cartman problem.'
"I'm sure he's fine." Stan tried to reassure me. Stan seems to always know how I feel weather I like it or not. That's what best friends are for I guess.
"I know I'm not worried" It was the opposite of what my eyes were saying.
We pulled up to the elementary school and boarded the bus, the bus driver mumbling something.
And that's where it all began.
A/N: I hope that was good it's my first story! :D I'm also not very good at keeping people in character so I hope I do okay with that. Oh just a warning later in the story there's gonna be rape/ murder so if you don't likey don't ready. But if you do likey please ready lol. ^.^ pleaseeeeee review it will make me feel special. :D
