Night Furies, Light Furies, and Overbite Furies
First, we had the Night Fury, and that was good. Then some fanfic authors decided that there should be a white version of Toothless, which they dubbed the Light Fury. Now Dreamworks has actually created a Light Fury for Movie Number Three. So what other kinds of Fury dragons might appear in the near future?
Bite Fury: a dragon that chomps on anything that looks edible (except eels). Its teeth do not retract.
Blight Fury: a dragon that causes nearby plants to wither and die.
Bright Fury: a dragon that shines with its own light, making it impossible to hide at night. Night Furies avoid it for this reason.
Bud Light Fury: this dragon is much less filling that ordinary dragons. Its cry sounds like "Dilly Dilly!"
Byte Fury: a computer-generated dragon.
Contrite Fury: this dragon always feels very bad if it does something wrong.
Delight Fury: a dragon that makes people feel good just by being nearby.
Dynamite Fury: a dragon with an explosive personality.
Fahrenheit Fury: this dragon's fire is unusually hot.
Fight Fury: a dragon that can't help attacking anything that moves.
Flight Fury: a dragon that flies forever and never comes down to land, except to lay and care for its eggs.
Fright Fury: a dragon that scares the daylights out of anyone who sees it.
Gesundheit Fury: this dragon sneezes a lot.
Height Fury: a dragon that specializes in high-altitude flying.
Hermaphrodite Fury: a dragon that makes life much easier for authors of gender-swap stories.
Ignite Fury: a dangerous dragon to put near a Dynamite Fury.
Just Right Fury: Baby Bear, from "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," says this is his favorite kind of dragon.
Kite Fury: much like Toothless when Hiccup was working on his tail rig in the first movie, this dragon can't fly unless it is fastened to the ground with a string.
Knight Fury: this dragon wears metal armor and follows a code of chivalry.
Kryptonite Fury: Superman avoids this dragon at all costs.
Meteorite Fury: a high-flying dragon that fell to earth.
Might Fury: this dragon might breathe fire, or it might not; it might fly away, or it might not. You can never be sure with this dragon.
Night Light Fury: a dragon that emits a pale light to keep people from getting lost in the dark.
Overbite Fury: this dragon urgently needs the help of an orthodontist.
Parasite Fury: this dragon lives off of other dragons. No one likes him.
Polite Fury: a dragon with very good manners. It never coughs up a fish in your lap without asking "Please" first.
Pyrite Fury: a dragon that collects fool's gold, thinking it has found real gold.
Rainbow Brite Fury: a colorful, irritating dragon with a sickeningly-sweet personality, much loved by young Viking girls.
Satellite Fury: a Meteorite Fury (q.v.) that hasn't fallen yet.
Sight Fury: this dragon's eyes are amazingly perceptive.
Smite Fury: a cousin to the Fight Fury, this dragon delights in bashing its opponents with mighty blows.
Socialite Fury: this dragon loves to go to fancy parties and brag about its ancestry.
Spite Fury: a dragon that does cruel, petty things just for the fun of it.
Stalactite Fury: a dragon that hangs from the roofs of caves.
Stalagmite Fury: a dragon that lies on the floors of caves. Often confused with the Stalactite Fury.
Traffic Light Fury: this dragon changes colors. It is motionless while red, moves normally while green, and goes very fast when amber.
Turkish Delight Fury: the White Witch used this dragon to entice and enslave Edmund in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe."
Twilight Fury: a dragon that drinks blood and sparkles in the dark.
Unite Fury: this dragon thinks all the dragons should get together to solve their problems.
Upright Fury: a dragon that always walks on two legs, like Toothless in the first movie when he went to find a tree to draw on the ground with.
Uptight Fury: this dragon really needs to relax.
Vegemite Fury: this dragon is very popular in Australia, but doesn't have many friends in other places.
Watertight Fury: a dragon that can swim underwater forever.
Wight Fury: an undead dragon, sometimes mistaken for a Boneknapper.
Write Fury: this dragon can carve Viking runes in stone with its claws. One of them helped me write this list.
