My name is Emmett Cullen.

I am 6'5 with curly brown hair and golden eyes (due to my vegetarian diet.) My wife Rosalie Hale found me being mauled by a bear and fell instantly in love with me. Taking me back to her coven, Rosalie had her leader, Carlisle, change me into -

A Vampire.

I now live in Forks Washington with my adoptive family, where we try to act normal and hide our true nature from the humans around us.

My adoptive brother, Edward, has recently fallen for a human, named..... Belly boo-

Emmett was jolted out of his thoughts by a loud crash from the living room.

"Edward? ….....why are you laughing?"

Bella's small voice could be heard over the sound of muffled laughter and repeated thumps that shook the house.

"Edward, what's goi- What did you do to the coffee table!?"

Esme was almost drowned out by the noise which apparently Edward was responsible for.

Emmett ran down the stairs and entered the living room to see what was happening. He was greeted by the sight of Edward, rolling on the floor, gasping in a great effort to contain his laughter.

Gradually, Edward's laughter decreased to weak chuckles and he sat up, grinning.

"Edward, why were you laughing?" Esme asked, looking bewildered.

"Heh. Well, Emmett-" Edward began, but collapsed again into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

Only then did Emmett realize what had caused Edward's hysterics.

"EDWARD, YOU DIDN'T!"

If Edward were human, he would have been in tears.

"You- you should have have heard him . . . !" Edward hooted from his position face-down on the carpet.

"I hate telepathy." Emmett grumbled.

I originally going to do this with werewolf's because they could read each others minds, but...... Yeah.

I wrote this with the help of my sister. Thanks a lot SeasideFantasy! ^_^

Please review! I love to know what you think! (Flames are welcome too, it's cold at my house.)