One day, Naruto woke up.

He got out of bed and walked to the bathroom

"Uuuuuuuurgh", Naruto said. "Uuuuuuu that was a greaaaat sleep."

But then he looked up with surprise. "Wait a goshdarn moment," Naruto said confusedly (as he really was confused). "That is not my voice!"

An alien sound came from Narutos mouth. It was dark, evil, horrific. It was Orochimaru's voice!

"Ooooh shiii!" Naruto explained!

He ran towards the bathrooom and with his hearth bouncing beatedly in his chest looked into the mirror.

It was the evil eyes of Orochimaru starring back at Naruto!

"Well that was odd" Naruto heard him say in Orochimaru's voice. Naruto walked back to the bed and inspected it.

"Huh well," Naruto said as that was not his bed. it was a bed with dark red sheets of silk and velvet all around the bed, skulls were adorning it..

Suddenly a sudden Security Gaurd ran in. "Master!, the 9 tail fox is reacting!"

"Oh, so that's what it does," Naruto said to himself.

"Well, uh, you there, go and do something about it," Naruto yelled hoping that he sounded just like the villain.

"Oh, oh yes we will!" said the guard and suddenly the guard grabbed his machette and called the others! "We got you now, Naruto!"

"OMFG, how did you know?!"

"Because Orochimaru is left-handed!"

"Shiiiii," Naruto said shittingly, "fuck your right. How could I have been so stupid!"

Naruto ran away from the Mercenaryss, towards the windows. There was a terrass looking over the Hanger of Orochimaru. Naruto first took a sheet of the bed and then jumped from the terrass! With using the sheet, he then landed safely on the ground.

"Get him," yelled another Lackys and more and more came running down from the corridors. There were a load!

"Shiiiiii!" Naruto exclaimed. How was he now going to get out?!

Find out next chapter!

"NHaahaahahaaa," said Orochimaru laughingly. "I didn think it would be this easy.

Naruto looked up and looked at himself, but he knew it wasn't him.

"Finally," Orochimaru said and looked appreciatingly at himself in a mirror (cuz Orochimaru had a new body). "A body better suited for my brains."

"Ah yes, I see you're confused," said Orochimaru when Naruto looked at him confusedly. "All this time, all these years we battled and I fought you... I really just wanted to experience your body up close (a/n but not in a sexual way! LUlz pervs!)."

"And now..." Orochimaru said again while moving his finger down Naruto's body. "I can make my access to your body... permanent."

Naruto felt aweful. He didn't want to die in Orochimaru's ugly body! How was Naruto going to get out of this?!

But then, Naruto saw it!

The 9 tail fox hanging around Orochimaru's...well, Naruto's neck!

And Naruto knew the 9 tail fox was what caused this to happen!

Naruto had a plan!

Orochimaru," Naruto said, faking his depressions, "let me touch my body one more time, before I have to say goodbye to it forever."

Orochimaru looked quite interested in that proposal. After all, he won!

Naruto saw his chance.

He grabbed hold of the 9 tail fox and BANM! Within a puff of purple smoke, Naruto had his body back!

"Nooooooo!" said Orochimaru and looked down with disappointmently .

Then Naruto smacked Orochimaru in the face. "That's for giving me a bad body!"

Orochimaru ran. Crying. In shame.

And Naruto? Well, from now of on, Naruto would be more appreciative and careful with his body!