Battle of Stars

Long time gone, In far place, On hot planet, Farmer Luke had to defeat the darkman, his robot friends cam to be there at his place. They said old Geezer Guy want them soon. So went find, but the sandy lot attacked and old Geezer Guy Save day. He tell Farmer Luke: you save galaxy with lite sord and push pull powers. But first they try save princess by go to Mossy Aisles. old Geezer Guy say to soldier man: we go now; he say okey dokey. They go to bar and old Geezer Guy cuts weird guy arm and robot friends hide. They talk for ship with Hands Olo and Chew Toy. They get one and bug guy Grebo shot at Hands but dies. Then Hands tells Slug Man to go away and They all take off to save galaxy and fight darkman army. Meenwhile the princess Laya talks to darkman about how pretty her planet is so HE BLOWS IT UP! because he was bored and she won't shut up. So back at hsip Hands pull out o hyper light to see blow'd up planet and old Geezer Guy say: that place where was going. But then they see Thai fighter fly toward moonbase. And old Geezer Guy says it a moobase thingy that we must go to so they do. Then darkman feels old Geezer Guy presents and off to look for him. Then the guys fight teh soldier dudes and discover where princess at and old Geezer Guy goes to turn off tractor laser. Then Farmer Luke and Hands Olo take Chew Toy to the dungeon center cuz he was bad and pee'd on the rug. Down there they bumped into Laya and say come with us we protects your boobs. So they do but soldiers come and say she must stay so Hands, Farmer Luke, Laya and Chew Toy jump into trash. Suddenly walls start to squeeze and Arty II saves them hides. Then as they leave to ship they See old Geezer Guy fight darkman and says: I will be better than you; and he dies except his close stay. The new friends leave and find Rebels. Before get there Hands Olo and Farmer Luke shot down many Thai fighter ships. Rebels had great plan for destroy moonbase. So then the fleets leave to attack moonbase, And many ships get blow'd up. The fat man goes in tunnel to shoot moonbase week point but misses. So then Farmer Luke goes to shoot it, but darkman shows up to ruin all and save moon base from desktruckshun. But luckily old Geezer Guy tells Farmer Luke how to win and Hands shoots down the darkman. So Look shot week spot and moonbase goes all boom and explode and Rebels rejuice. In end Laya gives metal to Hands Olo, Farmer Luke, and Chew Toy who all live.

-Sam Winterford